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Jason Statham is a pro diver....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep before he became a famous hollywood star he was a diver lol heres the proof !!

Who knew eh !!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28292980

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you mean you didn't know this already, jeez where have you been for the last fifteen years?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

He's also a total nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew this

I think he also does all his own stunts,but that may be a lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's also a total nob"

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What makes him a nob then

Do you know him personally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's also a total nob"

having never met him I wouldn't know but if I wouldn't be saying no if he wanted to shag me

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Im afraid I would have to be first in line

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did not know this.

Now feel a bit funny.......

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"What makes him a nob then

Do you know him personally?"

OK, I'll complete my post with an official disclaimer.

He's also a total nob.

The above represents my own personal opinion and is in no way intended to cause personal harm or hurt to the afforementioned balding thespian. Any similarities between my post and similar posts are purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the typing of this post.

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"What makes him a nob then

Do you know him personally?

OK, I'll complete my post with an official disclaimer.

He's also a total nob.

The above represents my own personal opinion and is in no way intended to cause personal harm or hurt to the afforementioned balding thespian. Any similarities between my post and similar posts are purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the typing of this post."

Genius!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"He's also a total nob"

Totaly Disagree i met him in a restaurant in Guildford he was charming and very humble. His girlfriend/ date was 100% gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's also a total nob"

It'll make it all the more authentic and horny then when he ties me to the bed and calls me a dirty little slut. Knob or not, he's one damn hot man. Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met him a few times and he's always been a really decent bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's definitely near the top of my celebrity crush list. I feel a Transporter film night coming on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's definitely near the top of my celebrity crush list. I feel a Transporter film night coming on ! "

I saw this thread..and guess what is on while I sort things on here

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"He's definitely near the top of my celebrity crush list. I feel a Transporter film night coming on ! "

He's very sexy. We watched The Mechanic last night. I was only watching to perv at him

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

shittest yank accent ever though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh he's delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can't act for toffee. He reminds me of Dick Van Dyke with his faux accent.

I'm always expecting him to burst into "step in time" when I see his films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shittest yank accent ever though!"

Add cockney to that.

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I preferred him as a bit of a cheeky chappy in Lock Stock to the all action version. He just comes across as a poor man's Siegal, which is a poor man's Van Damme, which in turn is a poor man's Arnie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I preferred him as a bit of a cheeky chappy in Lock Stock to the all action version. He just comes across as a poor man's Siegal, which is a poor man's Van Damme, which in turn is a poor man's Arnie. "

Which in turn is a poor mans Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I preferred him as a bit of a cheeky chappy in Lock Stock to the all action version. He just comes across as a poor man's Siegal, which is a poor man's Van Damme, which in turn is a poor man's Arnie.

Which in turn is a poor mans Chuck Norris "

Fucking hell he must be skint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason who? does what? a Muff diver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique."

I thought you were straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique."

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique.

I thought you were straight. "

That doesn't mean I can't admire a good physique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shittest yank accent ever though!"

I think i missed one of his films.... Which one does he try on an American accent in?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"shittest yank accent ever though!

I think i missed one of his films.... Which one does he try on an American accent in? "

I think I also missed one. In which one does he play a hard man and speak in a whispery, gravelly voice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't watch Stathams movies to see an acting masterclass, you watch Stathams movies to see bad guys get the shit kicked out of them, and possibly perve at his chiselled physique.

I thought you were straight.

That doesn't mean I can't admire a good physique."

Bet you give him a damn good admiring you dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's also a total nob"

He is a wooden actor no question about that and not really that versatile but I doubt that makes him a nob.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just don't get what women see in him to be honest

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I just don't get what women see in him to be honest

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We all want to see his nob

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I just don't get what women see in him to be honest

We all want to see his nob "
is it different to everyone else's then

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I just don't get what women see in him to be honest

We all want to see his nob is it different to everyone else's then "

Just a little wink/dig at a previous post.

Maybe, I've not see it so can't say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just don't get what women see in him to be honest

We all want to see his nob is it different to everyone else's then "

Yes it is he has hair round the side of it but a bald spot just above his penis.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

was he a professional diver in the same way vanessa mae is a professional skiier....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like his films... they make the OH wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like his films... they make the OH wet! "

Mrs P laughs so much she cries at his acting as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like his films... they make the OH wet!

Mrs P laughs so much she cries at his acting as well. "

IS that why her T Shirt's so wet?

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