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"now i can be quite partical to hot wax being poured on me and that kind of lark, but not to the degree of what just happened... im sitting here logged on to fabs and started browsing the forums, i had three tea light candles in a thick glass pub type ash tray as my light bulb went and i thought il survive untill tomorow, little did i know it was heating up quicker than quick, and the ashtray litterally exploded??? lol covering me my tv and half my clothes in hot wax, so theres me trying to stop it going over everything else and the hott glass from burning anything whilst dancing around like a very troubled chicken having a panic attack trying to stop the wax burning me.... I like to thing im quite logical and sensible with saftey etc,,, but really didnt think 3 tea lights could do that in 10 mins? scared the poop outa me! FEEL FREE TO MOCK AND LAUGH AT THE NUMPTY! "do u require first aid? | |||
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and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
"how about a nace soothing salt scrub? | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?"....gulp... what does that involve eeeek!  | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?"He's too busy to be giving you those femme | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! "You empty the salt cellar on the unit and scrub every single grain till it shines | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! "well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has "are we still talking the unit? salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :P | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has
are we still talking the unit?
salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :P"well dont say i didnt offer to help  | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has
are we still talking the unit?
salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :Pwell dont say i didnt offer to help "can i watch the demo first?  | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has
are we still talking the unit?
salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :Pwell dont say i didnt offer to help
can i watch the demo first?
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has
are we still talking the unit?
salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :Pwell dont say i didnt offer to help
can i watch the demo first?
nope "you may be extremely beautiful, but you are a meany head | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has
are we still talking the unit?
salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :Pwell dont say i didnt offer to help
can i watch the demo first?
nope
you may be extremely beautiful, but you are a meany head "flattery will get you.....  | |||
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"it was awful i nearly died!!! how dramatic, no it was fine, just a raised heart beat, less hair on my arms and chest lol, but thankgod i had boxers on! that would have been a sight lol thanks honeypot
and what treatment could you provide fem? apart from a slap to say wake up you plonker!
how about a nace soothing salt scrub?
....gulp... what does that involve eeeek! well you take 3 parts sea salt and mix with one part elbow grease, apply , n watch the effect it has
are we still talking the unit?
salt and scrub dont sound to pleasant when body parts are introduced :Pwell dont say i didnt offer to help
can i watch the demo first?
nope
you may be extremely beautiful, but you are a meany head flattery will get you..... "well you know its true, i told you way bk when last time we spoke
but i make take it back as your head will be to big to leave the house n come nurse me | |||
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