FabSwingers.com forum: Just say you were arrested and convicted based on your fab username!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would be your theoretical crime?

I suspect mine would be pressing the button for the big bomb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be for laying a honeytrap

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Naughtily bucking my rider off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the one doing the arresting...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Witchcraft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a triple agent...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

erm...shoplifting at a garden centre...I need a more exciting username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoplifting bottles of HP and ketchup from Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be the one doing the arresting..."
please arrest me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Shoplifting bottles of HP and ketchup from Tesco "

And socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My crime would be for being too moist and yellow

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I can't get arrested.

I'm a detective don't you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoplifting bottles of HP and ketchup from Tesco

And socks

I hide them in my socks that's why they are saucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be arrested for false description. Well im not exactly a rarebit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably for tryin to save the world but people thinking I'm trying to destroy it or pose a threat like the decipticons

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

In one of my playful moments I'd scratch something I shouldn't... And the arresting officer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet Sniffing

let's see how many Fab Geeks there are

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Drawing people into Satanism

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Seducing men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking a load of shit . Oh wait !! I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting spanked in public

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

My crime would be having a hidden talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prostitution lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prostitution lol xx"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Misbehaving ....

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Bad getaway drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prostitution lol xx

And Yours?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Armed robbery on a jewelery shop

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Packet Sniffing

let's see how many Fab Geeks there are

Wouldn't this come under hacking legislation or data protection infringement?

Mine would be noise pollution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need a new username lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have to be someone like the scarlet pimpernel rescuing the french aristocrats by seducing the guards??

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Errrrr...probably growing, selling and smoking a ton of !

Disclaimer - this was not the reason for my choice of user name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet Sniffing

let's see how many Fab Geeks there are

Wouldn't this come under hacking legislation or data protection infringement?

Mine would be noise pollution.

rock and roll ain't noise pollution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being a dyslexic Dj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legging it from the scene of the crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killing Jedi knights - order 66

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something under the maritime and aviation act 1976.....

...hell I can't think of one either...crab fishing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theft of fur coats on Harrods then the suspect was seen fleeing wearing high heels

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

stealing the worlds supply of things beginning with o

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dropping litter, shitting in the street, or being a phone sex pest.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

or stealing the O s in HOLLYWOOD

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Fly posting

Apparently _luezulu is a fishing fly

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Guilty of being Sexy & Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably some religious no no like coveting thy neighbors wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drawing some naughty pictures

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

armed robbery with my _aceytopped stockings on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prostitution lol xx

And Yours?"
overdose of muff diving

Her

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"or stealing the O s in HOLLYWOOD"

Or HLLYWD??

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can you get arrested for... moaning too loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointing my horn in public..

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sheep rustling

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Distracting traffic.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

False advertising when I have a different colour on my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copywriting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressing up as spider man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Raffles... a Gentleman Thief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting phukt lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Urm.... Criminal damage... Painting all the white keys black in a piano shop!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Being d*unk in charge of a vintage tractor!!!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"False advertising when I have a different colour on my hair

Grey hairs? *runs like f**** !*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuffin' We're fucking innocent

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Oh my wish i was called Gilly diamond heist for this thread ..... Anyway your honour im a slag guilty as charged...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing a disturbance in the space time continuum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prostitution

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Vandalising everything with glitter.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Probably identity theft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a high end hooker and having tied up some aged, rich, billionaire and teased him to the height of arousal. Just before the Vice Squad bust into the hotel room and arrest me and throws me into a cells full of hot lesbians!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i argue the toss that being aroused wasnt a crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dwarf Murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High class prostituion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrr well errrr officer ummmm you see it was like this ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing photo's

Purely for research purposes you understand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for being bare in public place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure ! Corruption ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being a royal ________

Fill in the blanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

No but I can run your bankers card thru my PDQ machine

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Being a witch but a good one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

No but I can run your bankers card thru my PDQ machine

Visa Debit ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

No but I can run your bankers card thru my PDQ machine

Visa Debit ok?

Perfick ~ 2.5% handling fee on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

No but I can run your bankers card thru my PDQ machine

Visa Debit ok?

Perfick ~ 2.5% handling fee on top

Who's on top and what are they handling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killing MrWho with Voodoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

Cheques, Poles, Romanians... And the occasional Cossack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

No but I can run your bankers card thru my PDQ machine

Visa Debit ok?

Perfick ~ 2.5% handling fee on top

Who's on top and what are they handling?

I'm on top and I'll do the handling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GTA after stealing sticky pink stuff at the fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organized racketeering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High class prostituion...

Do you take cheques?

No but I can run your bankers card thru my PDQ machine

Visa Debit ok?

Perfick ~ 2.5% handling fee on top

Who's on top and what are they handling?

I'm on top and I'll do the handling

I'll give you 5%...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cigar theft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muffdiving without a Licence

Gimp

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Rack-eteering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuffin' We're fucking innocent

Impersonating celebrities

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By *leasureseanyMan
over a year ago

hull

Bendy eu laws....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Roadkill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being an indecent street artist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For being an indecent street artist."

Isn't that a streaker?

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Crimes against acting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being an accomplice to anyone they wanted to put me with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would be your theoretical crime?

I suspect mine would be pressing the button for the big bomb.

arson lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do actually play with fire so if caught doing this in public would mean being arrested lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felonious quackery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beach tits and bums inspector who took his job far too seriously.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Mine would be for being out on the tiles all night,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got arrested in Ikea for headbutting the merchandise in the bedroom department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supplying illegal drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unprotected Crime to music.

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By *ordweaver2018Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad spelling with ours I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing panties off a washing line lol ( i dont do it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably for living in Hertfordshire lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

D*unken Kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis ball theft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/07/14 15:45:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Identity theft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be caught with my pants down at night, near a park, for exposure lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would be caught with my pants down at night, near a park, for exposure lol

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or arrested for having to big a six pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be caught with my pants down at night, near a park, for exposure lol

or arrested for having to big a six pack

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Yes or the 6pack one lol.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Fraud

a beach in the midlands wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm take your pick!

Most probably stealing...hearts mainly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fraud

a beach in the midlands wtf

That's you and me both locked up then!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Making Bambis speak French like zis

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By *unnilinguyMan
over a year ago

yeovil

Being in charge of an offensive tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing rats maybe.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i,ll let others decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat rustling....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"i,ll let others decide

Impersonating a cherry

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fraud

a beach in the midlands wtf

That's you and me both locked up then!

I'll take the top bunk if that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fraud

a beach in the midlands wtf

That's you and me both locked up then!

I'll take the top bunk if that's ok

Of course, no probs and i'll help you up the ladder every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing the girls and making them cry...Could be classed as sexual assault...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Being a woman of the streets working a brothel. Handsome arresters get free service always if in uniform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipping my knickers off in the ice cream aisle of Sainsburys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pouting in a built up area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

werefolerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops werewolferie even

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Is that a gun in your pocket?

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