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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I seem to be suffering from heatstroke or something today. My brain just isn't playing ball.

The number daft things I've done and said today is higher than I'd usually manage in 3 months.

This is a simple thread for a confused and addled woman. Please don't over-complicate it.

And please don't expect me to know what I'm on about, to put things away in a sensible place or to know where anything is.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, I'm here to have a little rant.....Why do men resort to begging (please meet me) or the other kind that is playing away and throw the bloody toys out? FFS can't anyone read nowadays?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im the same,was driving past the end of my street and said to my mate,i must go home and pick a file up,and as I was saying it I drove straight past and carried on.wasnt until I was at the other end of town that I realised why she was laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wibble!"

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i detect a hint of hypochondria here? Melodrama. ADHD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limited edition cherry flavoured windolene

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

Do i detect a hint of hypochondria here? Melodrama. ADHD?

"

nah not me,my friend is forgetfull,my other friend is menopausal,me iv done all that,and am now on the slippery slope to dementia

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Can I just add cunting fucking twats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just add cunting fucking twats! "

Total angst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be suffering from heatstroke or something today. My brain just isn't playing ball.

The number daft things I've done and said today is higher than I'd usually manage in 3 months.

This is a simple thread for a confused and addled woman. Please don't over-complicate it.

And please don't expect me to know what I'm on about, to put things away in a sensible place or to know where anything is."

This is my normal day!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My hovercraft is full of eels

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Our puppy is speshul !

Just took her for a run and were playing fetch in a field with her ball.

Not only could she not see it when a foot in front of her nose but she must have face planted three times running after it and then tripped over it and ended up on her arse!

Wish I'd been filming.

A guaranteed £250 off of you've been framed!

A

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Limited edition cherry flavoured windolene"

Sounds great. From which fine retail establishment is this marvellous product available?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can I just add cunting fucking twats! "

I don't know. Can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause" "

oooo im due one of those but keep telling it to bog off - working so far

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause"

oooo im due one of those but keep telling it to bog off - working so far "

I wouldn't do that, you'll end up with 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our puppy is speshul !

Just took her for a run and were playing fetch in a field with her ball.

Not only could she not see it when a foot in front of her nose but she must have face planted three times running after it and then tripped over it and ended up on her arse!

Wish I'd been filming.

A guaranteed £250 off of you've been framed!

A"

Would have loved to have seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause"

oooo im due one of those but keep telling it to bog off - working so far

I wouldn't do that, you'll end up with 2 "

eeeeeeeeee i like a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause"

oooo im due one of those but keep telling it to bog off - working so far "

Lol it gets us all in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause"

oooo im due one of those but keep telling it to bog off - working so far

Lol it gets us all in the end "

fingers in ears la la la la la

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Can I just add cunting fucking twats!

Total angst"

Red wine and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my Grandson on my lap earlier n said without thinking whats that on the bottom of your Cup...of course he did, Turned it upside down to see.

I think i need the Crayons more than him

Damp Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got this but been told its called "the menopause"

oooo im due one of those but keep telling it to bog off - working so far

I wouldn't do that, you'll end up with 2

eeeeeeeeee i like a bargain "

Bogof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Limited edition cherry flavoured windolene

Sounds great. From which fine retail establishment is this marvellous product available?"

any indecent pound retailers. (Other bargain bucket shops are available)

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