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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were a Kitchen Appliance what would you be and why?

I would be a Microwave. Small, compact and easy to turn on

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you were a Kitchen Appliance what would you be and why?

I would be a Microwave. Small, compact and easy to turn on

A toaster - perfectly cooked, or burnt to a crisp when you mess with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a Kitchen Appliance what would you be and why?

I would be a Microwave. Small, compact and easy to turn on

Like my cock then!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Kettle. Self explanatory.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

slow cooker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fridge; a bit of a unit, cold with icy potential, great for storing things (like secrets), more effective if you shut the door and leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were a Kitchen Appliance what would you be and why?

I would be a Microwave. Small, compact and easy to turn on

A toaster - perfectly cooked, or burnt to a crisp when you mess with me

Do you have a magic finger ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle. Self explanatory.

Easy to bring to the boil or hot and wet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand whisk.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd be an irritating smoke alarm that keeps making a noise and you can't shut the bugger up and are loathe to bin it, just in case it comes in useful at sometime. I'd also be the only smoke alarm that can put its' hands over its' eyes when Minxie walks in and heads towards the toaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishwasher......I'm very clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blender. Give me the ingredients and I'll give you something tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pastel blue Kitchen aid... Stylish sexy with multiple uses

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A freezer so I could keep myself cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A George Forman... As I like a lean, mean grilling machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A George Forman... As I like a lean, mean grilling machine

Where would your plug and lead exit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A George Forman... As I like a lean, mean grilling machine

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Kettle. Self explanatory.

Easy to bring to the boil or hot and wet ?

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Depends who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee maker slowly dripping away into a tasty mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tea bag squeezer

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"A fridge; a bit of a unit, cold with icy potential, great for storing things (like secrets), more effective if you shut the door and leave me alone"
would a light cum on if i ventured for a midnight snack?!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

A juicer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the tap.

Always ready to turn on and fiddle with me for a while and you'll gave some refreshing liquid to swallow.

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

I would be the washing machine......

Sit on me at the appropriate time, and I am guaranteed to give you a wonderful orgasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rolling pin. Cracking weapon.. But also a wonderful tool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a whisk and a bowl of cream. Beat until stiff.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Slow cooker..

turn on n leve for hours

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