FabSwingers.com forum: New catergories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since the body size catergories always cause discussion on here maybe it's time we have some new ones.

How about the following

Slim

Athletic

cuddly

pleasantly plump

Chubby

fat

great personality

What other ways of describing Suze could we have

*Disclaimer* purely for giggles purposes, not to have a go at any body types, just a lighthearted look at the many different ways of describing our varying (and all beautiful) bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squidgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few extra bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few extra bits "

For those who have 6 toes and extra nip plus etc? Good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my 'wowza' category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wobbly

Bones

Blosssomed

Unblossomed

Ripe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wobbly

Bones

Blosssomed

Unblossomed

Ripe

if we have ripe surely we need over ripe too...For those of us where everythings just a bit too squishy these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waif like salad eater

Skinny latte mint

Average joe six pack

A few lumps n bumps

A party pack

The 10 Pinter

Richter scale alert

Tongue very firmly in cheek and by no means describes any individual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/14 14:49:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/07/14 14:49:34]"

Does that mean extra thin ?

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Ability to demonstrate their own gravitational field

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Famine, bland, grabbabble, squash, feast, upscale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super sized

Fit

Average

Fun sized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is my 'wowza' category?

Inspector Gadget with accessories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is my 'wowza' category?

Inspector Gadget with accessories?"

No just the body and face in general

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Lumpy

Yikes

Eeeek!

Phwoar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squidgy

My boobs are squidgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ickle

HOW BIG?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great thread OP. Can I add Chunky Chick - as someone called me that years ago and I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure some of it's muscle..." category.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm in denial"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppy fat

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

% silicon content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

podgy in places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/14 17:58:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Rotund . Rotund is a cool word. When I grow up I want to be Rotund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ineffable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grateful.

Is that a body type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should add a "I think I'm athletic" category for men

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

how about

OMG

WTF

ROFL

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What other ways of describing Suze could we have "

I guess I'd really need to see a photo of 'Suze' before I could describe her

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd add these categories as well:

Podgy (or pudgy)

Tubby funster

Stacked

Hubba hubba

Chiselled

Lithe

Buxom

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Gypsy's Dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deluded.

Or is that a bit harsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Svelte

Slim Jim

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Deluded.

Or is that a bit harsh?"

I can't give a considered answer to that without seeing a photo, I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around Christmas I refer to myself as festively plump haha always too much food !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat With Care

Treat Yourself

Treat With Body Armour

Treat With Ronseal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wobbles amazingly upon contact.

I like this I may add to profile.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fit"

Thanks

Ha sorry couldn't resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toast rack

whale sized

face for radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fokkin great.

Resistance is futile (not a category, for women anyway).

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How about body yum, personality annoying (for Lickety)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to add my personal favourite description of my size....

Not overweight...just under tall ( about 8 ft to be precise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wobbles amazingly upon contact.

I like this I may add to profile.

I think I might add this to lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?"

Banana for men?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?

Banana for men?"
Are you shaped like a banana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?

Banana for men?Are you shaped like a banana?"

No, more the shape of a creature who'd eat one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wobbles amazingly upon contact.

I like this I may add to profile.

I think I might add this to lol

Oh baby, lets get together, and wobble in perfect.... Harmonyyyy. Ha I actually sang that in my head of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wobbles amazingly upon contact.

I like this I may add to profile.

I think I might add this to lol

Oh baby, lets get together, and wobble in perfect.... Harmonyyyy. Ha I actually sang that in my head of course.

Handy when you have yer own backing band in there, innit.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?

Banana for men?Are you shaped like a banana?

No, more the shape of a creature who'd eat one. "
A parrot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?

Banana for men?Are you shaped like a banana?"

I'm more like a bunch of grapes, lots of lumpsand bumps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face only a mother could love.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How about for women, hourglass, pear and apple?"

And martini glass

Wide at the top, narrowing a bit at the middle with a slim stem.

Not that I have a stem, but you know what I mean. At least, I know what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old favourite.... Zaftig

(Google may have to be your mate on this one)

Plus....

Cat flap size

Sash window

Front door

French doors

Knock a wall out

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