FabSwingers.com forum: Insult the person above !

By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Think its that time again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its that time again "

Chiman

Sick of that bloody towel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think its that time again "

your towels an orrible colour

Gimp

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Oi leave my towels out of this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems."

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

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he's a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Cant read maps for toffee

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher"

You're old, fat and smell of BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher"

He lives in the wrong part of the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

He lives in the wrong part of the country

im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

He lives in the wrong part of the country

im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?

I'm not Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

He lives in the wrong part of the country

im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?

I'm not Welsh

Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

He lives in the wrong part of the country

im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?

I'm not Welsh

Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover

Change that vest Riley!

Sheesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

He lives in the wrong part of the country

im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?

I'm not Welsh

Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover

Grows facial hair very fast

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Steals tea towels and makes dresses out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a pee on the bed to leave his mark!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pee on the bed to leave his mark!!"

smells of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pee on the bed to leave his mark!!

smells of cheese"

Do you look that bad you have to be in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi leave my towels out of this lol

Yeh, leave his towels alone - that's the least of his problems.

Secret Member of the Rebel Alliance

he's a shit shag

Ball crusher

He lives in the wrong part of the country

im guessing Welsh isn't an insult?

I'm not Welsh

Then maybe it is....ducks and runs for cover

Change that vest Riley!

Sheesh!"

Reynolds and Selleck called, they'd like their tashes back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riley Cooper smells of Castrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk Tray advert

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Fat bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk Tray advert"

Is used to that pose as she gets arrested all the time

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

"Milk Tray advert

Is used to that pose as she gets arrested all the time

Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

NonconformistlikeU - at school he wanted to become an ice cream man in the erroneous belief that 99 was the new 69. However, he failed at all of his exams and left school with nothing to show for his efforts and due to this, was picked up by the Tory party becoming the extremely successful Member of Parliament for Chorley East.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to write books for 'mills and boon'.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Reads books by Mills and Boon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where I get my best chat up lines. Lol

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx

two cheeky by far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx

Because I'm the size of 2 people.

But you could do with some charm lessons. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how can you be so ugly with only one head!. xxxxxx

Because I'm the size of 2 people.

But you could do with some charm lessons. Lol"

Now, you listen here: 'e's not the Real Trooper, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ethereal - The Man in Black - he is just fresh from Folsom Prison where he was singing to the inmates with his Country and Western Show. He thinks he's a Wanted Man, but needs to Get Rhythm, before he finds a Darling Companion. However, he did once meet a Boy named Sue and ended up with a Ring of Fire.

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By *obbyboomMan
over a year ago

Burnley

His make colour is ... blend of Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ethereal - The Man in Black - he is just fresh from Folsom Prison where he was singing to the inmates with his Country and Western Show. He thinks he's a Wanted Man, but needs to Get Rhythm, before he finds a Darling Companion. However, he did once meet a Boy named Sue and ended up with a Ring of Fire.

Sorry can't look at your face here that will be enough to throw up a weeks worth of dinner! Oh I'm sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant insult anyone, i'm nice like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you for being so young!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Welsh Rarebit - she has 2 holiday homes, both in Surrey.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Every time he glams up, 2 roubdabouts go missing from Mansfield's gyratory.

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Fuckwit !!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Chiman - couldn't insult his way out of a locked gimp suit with a weak insult like 'fuckwit', but is forgiven as he has had a trying day packing fudge at the factory. Dinner break will never be the same there again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinatitz - 43 pics and the only decent one is the one I photobombed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a lovely lady doing with a knob head like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deck chair attendant

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Fist face!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fist face!!!

I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fist face!!!

I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.

What a wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fist face!!!

I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.

What a wimp

Couldn't get a shag in a brothel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fist face!!!

I've tried, but it's no good. I can't think of anything insulting about you.

What a wimp

Couldn't get a shag in a brothel

Shitty arse crack

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Shave da Bushhhhhhh

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat spotty arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat spotty arse

Has a red end to his thumb!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ethereal`s real name is just Ethel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandybeach has pssflaps that put a Lancaster bombers bomb doors to shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ethereal`s real name is just Ethel

Shit joke

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

skinny arse

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Sandybeach has pssflaps that put a Lancaster bombers bomb doors to shame

But they keep ya ears warm at night

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Dog breath

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Dog breath

Prefers his towels in a gorgeous shade of pink

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

"Dog breath

Prefers his towels in a gorgeous shade of pink

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oo get er lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Dog breath

Prefers his towels in a gorgeous shade of pink

oo get er lol"

Does a terrible Frankie Howard impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandybeach is more pebbles than sand.

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

"Sandybeach is more pebbles than sand."
big pebbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bumder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

needs several lollipop sticks to keep it erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

appears in low budget horror movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"appears in low budget horror movies"

Ugly and very fat. (Far from it really xxx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a giant penis tattoed on his back

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Your man above is shite at hanging shelves

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Kilbill - Once spent 4 hours in Ikea - BY CHOICE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh corgi breeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh corgi breeder"

Never gives anything away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo booth receptionist

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

His fist always smells of fish, so to disguise the smell he keeps a donut on his thumb

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

"His fist always smells of fish, so to disguise the smell he keeps a donut on his thumb"

You have a woman's bottom my lady, ill wager that sweet round pair of peaches has never been forced twixt two splintered planks to plug a leak and save a ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worships hydrangeas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes wanking so much he drew faces on Pamela's sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes wanking so much he drew faces on Pamela's sisters

Has a VIP card for the GUM clinic...

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Ethereal`s real name is just Ethel

He should have been chritened Ethelred, but the vicar wasn't ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is so repulsive he has to turn the light out for photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is so repulsive he has to turn the light out for photos."

Has just finished urinating in that basin, at his mum's house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells that bad he'd knock a fly of a bucket of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too much hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shit bathroom

Salad dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saggy tit

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

MidWiltsGuy - Thinks Halloween is what you say when you walk into the loo and someone is using the urinal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MidWiltsGuy - Thinks Halloween is what you say when you walk into the loo and someone is using the urinal.

Such a Diva

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"MidWiltsGuy - Thinks Halloween is what you say when you walk into the loo and someone is using the urinal.

Such a Diva"

Crafty - can't read - the aim is to insult on compliment. Honestly, schooling isn't what it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

huge clit

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Was once on the Jeremy Kyle show... And I don't mean in the audience

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Was once on the Jeremy Kyle show... And I don't mean in the audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I literally have tshirts older than you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooks chips in a monastery

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Hung like a pony .....yeah my little pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your whites are off white...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birkenhead - enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness for distance lol..

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

She is eating a Panasonic Balti.....madras hot, which is on a table naan.

And loving it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No new winks....hmm, says it all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No new winks....hmm, says it all!!!

Farmer

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

[Removed by poster at 23/07/14 07:59:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squats in a library

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squats in a library"

Loves his hand a bit too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is most frequantaly found hanging around gay bars singing for his supper. Has not mastered the tambourine after seventeen years of supposed practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derby are shit.

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Brummie bum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is most frequantaly found hanging around gay bars singing for his supper. Has not mastered the tambourine after seventeen years of supposed practice "

Do you no me

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iggle piggles stunt double

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Baw bag

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Big bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big bum "

Cheap stockings

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

God's Grace - got thrown out of the Catholic Church for being too much of a deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biatch has bigger titz than me!!

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By *0JOMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jealous cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer respect your further existence on this planet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy nuts crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanutnutter.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Outside the house party.....never allowed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you smell of wee and your mom dresses you funny!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry's

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

He likes to play with his yoyo at the weekends

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"He likes to play with his yoyo at the weekends "

That's nothing - she can do tricks with a yoyo that would put sticky Vicky to shame. On a side note, she is barred from the Mercian Conkers Tournament, too

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Poo breath !!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Poo breath !!"

Wanker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cocksucker

oh hang on, that's a complement around here isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I wont :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wont :p"

drown u bugger drown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wont :p

drown u bugger drown"

Would be easier with the size of those things weighing me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wont :p

drown u bugger drown"

looks like you just farted in that bath ;o)

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it!

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kiss cuddle and fuck twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it!

kiss cuddle and fuck twice"

isn't clever enough to post in the correct thread ;o)

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Are you a thespian? Because the curtain has come down by the looks of it!

kiss cuddle and fuck twice

isn't clever enough to post in the correct thread ;o)"

Yeah hop it shorty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

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Chicken shit

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By *ilfloversCouple (MM)
over a year ago

north west

Talking of dead woods.... oright fire starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/07/14 21:47:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/07/14 21:42:47]

Chicken shit

It was actually in insult in your direction, but someone slipped in before me.

And it's 'Mr chicken shit' to you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works down a coalmine and considers a fish supper a luxury

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Works down a coalmine and considers a fish supper a luxury "
is that a beard or are you acting a goat?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Works down a coalmine and considers a fish supper a luxury is that a beard or are you acting a goat?"

Nah. I'm just a sheepshagger

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Looks like Gary Glitters wardrobe consultant

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Fat arse

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Fat arse"
are you trying to grow that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat arseare you trying to grow that?"

small hands....

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Fat arseare you trying to grow that?

small hands...."
jealousy gets you nowhere. My hands are actually massive.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Fat arseare you trying to grow that?

small hands....jealousy gets you nowhere. My hands are actually massive. "

Yeah and you bought that cock online! FAKE..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cnt even deep thoart

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

seen bigger tits on my jack russel.

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By *himan OP Man
over a year ago

chichester

Hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your stripey pillow case is an aesthetic assault to my eyes :p

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

my fur coat has less hair than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.

Nice arse though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.

Nice arse though."
needs a new suit

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

not bad looking, shame you only have one eye!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.

Nice arse though.needs a new suit"

rides CBR jap crap!. xxx

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"not bad looking, shame you only have one eye!

"
sexy bum but what a horrible settee.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

seen a bigger cock on a new born baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.

Nice arse though.needs a new suit

rides CBR jap crap!. xxx"

thought she was giving a blowjob and didn't realise hubby had moved after blindfolding her

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.

Nice arse though.needs a new suit

rides CBR jap crap!. xxx

thought she was giving a blowjob and didn't realise hubby had moved after blindfolding her

Is that a plastic toy motorbike? Doesn't look very real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could do with a new sofa - that one's awful.

Nice arse though.needs a new suit

rides CBR jap crap!. xxx

thought she was giving a blowjob and didn't realise hubby had moved after blindfolding her

Is that a plastic toy motorbike? Doesn't look very real. "

Is that a plastic cock? Doesn't look very real :p

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

eaten a rabbit and left half of it on your chin!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"eaten a rabbit and left half of it on your chin!

Why have you no tit pics?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

because admin won't let me steal your pic!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"because admin won't let me steal your pic!

Ha ha, have you not got tits of your own?

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