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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's better than being told that they are a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh you ladies are cruel.... hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very good driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish... "

Cd's? Pah!

Spotify darling, spotify!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back "

Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back

Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink "

Yep that too. Still too thick skinned to let it bother me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish... "

I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver "

Or telling your ex,you faked all orgasms,hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...

I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material. "

Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...

I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.

Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager "

You must be a very laid back guy then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver

Or telling your ex,you faked all orgasms,hehe. "

If only they got as far as faking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...

I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.

Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager

You must be a very laid back guy then."

Some things can push my buttons byt they've not been mentioned yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better than being told that they are a shit shag "

It isn't. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?"

Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...

I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.

Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager

You must be a very laid back guy then.

Some things can push my buttons byt they've not been mentioned yet "

You're not really a witch doctor so ner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?

Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go. "

What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you dare say my CD collection is rubbish...

I was going to say! Telling a bloke his music taste is crap is light blue touchpaper material.

Nah you can do that to me too. Learnt not to get bothered by that from my parents telling me to turn that rubbish down as a teenager

You must be a very laid back guy then.

Some things can push my buttons byt they've not been mentioned yet

You're not really a witch doctor so ner. "

Snake oil salesman me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?

Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.

What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?

Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.

What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe

No."

Okay but Kylie has to stop... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better than being told that they are a shit shag "

This I will happily admit to being a crap driver!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back

Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink

Yep that too. Still too thick skinned to let it bother me "

*crosses out Cloud Cuckoo Land, population 1 and paints population 2 (in red paint of course on a dodgy handmade wooden sign on the outskirts of town).

Welcome to Hell bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better than being told that they are a shit shag "
hes never going to live that down

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver "

Fook me how have long you lived woman?

That is even worse than telling a woman she can't map read!...didn't ya know?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back

Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink "

Hah, no problew living door to someone's who smells...when they are loud and wet though....yuck, especially at 4 a.m !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I read once that British men would prefer to be thought of as bad in bed rather than having no sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read once that British men would prefer to be thought of as bad in bed rather than having no sense of humour."

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother drives, and shags, better than you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver

Or telling your ex,you faked all orgasms,hehe. "

I did that.....thats why hes my ex!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean Cliff Richard is not the in thing to be listening too? And I'll have to get rid of my Zig and Zag album?

Keep Zig and Zag but Cliff has to go.

What about the sound track to Bill and Teds Excellent adventure? hehe

No.

Okay but Kylie has to stop... haha"

My god man how do you manage to get laid?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bloke messaged me the other day and i asked for a pic. He looked a good 10 years older than his stated age and i told him. He was not very amused. I thought it was hilarious...although im not known for my tact

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's better than being told that they are a shit shag "

Actually, I'm a good driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get told all of those things in the two opening posts...water off a ducks back

Try, you live next door to me and your farts stink

Yep that too. Still too thick skinned to let it bother me

*crosses out Cloud Cuckoo Land, population 1 and paints population 2 (in red paint of course on a dodgy handmade wooden sign on the outskirts of town).

Welcome to Hell bro "

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Thanks for the welcome

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag. "

Funny what pushes people's buttons

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.

Funny what pushes people's buttons "

Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.

Funny what pushes people's buttons

Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either. "

Vain and looks like Sam Allardyce that's almost oxymoronic

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.

Funny what pushes people's buttons

Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either.

Vain and looks like Sam Allardyce that's almost oxymoronic

"

He might have biffed me on the nose if I'd called him an oxymoron too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told a friend he is vain this week. Apparently that is worse than saying he's a bad shag.

Funny what pushes people's buttons

Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either.

Vain and looks like Sam Allardyce that's almost oxymoronic

He might have biffed me on the nose if I'd called him an oxymoron too.

"

Yep Sam Allardyce wouldn't understand a word like that either

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Welcome to Hell bro

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Thanks for the welcome "

With an avatar like that, where have you been all of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Telling him he looks like Sam Allardyce didn't go down well either. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to Hell bro

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Thanks for the welcome

With an avatar like that, where have you been all of my life "

Fook I've pulled

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pm me and we can sort out the finer details later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pm me and we can sort out the finer details later "

Shhhh I'm not HottieBottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver "

Wooo...that's below the belt madam.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver "

They'd never believe you either way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver

Wooo...that's below the belt madam."

As is the small penis.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i fuck quite slowly .. drive quite slowly and like pink floyd .. mmmm chilled but goood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex was a shit shag - if only id known some good sex before id met him - is one thing that makes me smile about him - hah id scare him outta the bedroom now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver "

How about an ugly crap driver with a small cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something worse than telling a guy he has a small cock. Its telling them their a crap driver

How about an ugly crap driver with a small cock. "

no hope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better than being told that they are a shit shag "

I bet most men spend more time driving than they do shagging so I'm not too sure

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