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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In my garden all the time . Not my cat I dnt have cats . Why should someone's cat shit in my garden fucking stinks everymorning out there.

So now I've spread strong curry powder in garden stinks like the local curry house hopefully will put them off. If not any ideas!?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You need to speak to polo, she loves cats shitting in her garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a staff that will stop the fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic spray/gel.

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

Lilies.......cats hate them and they smell great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you can do is try and deter them off. But like any roaming animal, it will do what it likes, where it likes. No point busting a blood vessel over it.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Shit in a place in your garden, so the cat can see it...they will think that there is a bigger cat in the neighbourhood and will run off.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Get a pet lion.

Lion shit scares cats away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed any cat that enters your garden. Cats won't shit where they eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#airpistol

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

super soaker full of water blast the little furry cunts every time they come on you land they will soon stop visiting

black pepper on the area where they are shitting having cleaned up first also works for straying dogs good blast of that up there nostrils and they wont be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats shit, live with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will try garlic spray

Big whoha about dog shit owners picking it up but no one gives a fuck about cats shitting where they want

Cunts indeed

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Cats shit, live with it "

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Land mines would of been an idea but the daily cleanup operation wasn't valid, so instead we spray ground black pepper and water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will try garlic spray

Big whoha about dog shit owners picking it up but no one gives a fuck about cats shitting where they want

Cunts indeed"
have you ever stepped in cat shit in the when you've been walking in the street?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will try garlic spray

Big whoha about dog shit owners picking it up but no one gives a fuck about cats shitting where they want

Cunts indeed have you ever stepped in cat shit in the when you've been walking in the street? "

No but in my garden!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cats shit, live with it "

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a doc on saddo old biddies whinging about cat shit in their gardens. Night filming showed it was a fox and not cats.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

We got some plastic spikey runners for the top of our fence so the cats can't jump onto it and get into the garden, before then I used to scoop it up and throw it back for the neighbour as it was their cats crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#airpistol"

Thats not funny

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Oh I thought cats were kinda clean n shit n buried it? Could be foxes? ... Neighbours years ago didn't like cats in their garden full stop. They had a real nice pond and few fishes were eaten etc.

They tried everything on the market, plasic cats with sparkely eyes, different potions etc. Then someone told em to use pepper, curry powder , and sprinkle it around the pond........

They did, wind blew it all into the pond n killed all the fish!! Eeeeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#airpistol

Thats not funny"

#inyouropinion

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"#airpistol

Thats not funny"

Most definitely not funny. A former work colleague had a cat that was walking in her own garden when someone shot her with a air rifle. Poor little thing was paralysed for nearly a month and three years later still has some issues related to the injury she received.

The vets bill came to over £6000 which fortunately the insurance covered. But, as a result she can no longer get insurance for the cat.

The rspca never managed to obtain enough evidence to prove who was responsible, despite only one neighbour owning an air rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#airpistol

Thats not funny

#inyouropinion"

And I think a fair few others opinion.

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Get your own cat. Their territorial little critters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#airpistol

Thats not funny

Most definitely not funny. A former work colleague had a cat that was walking in her own garden when someone shot her with a air rifle. Poor little thing was paralysed for nearly a month and three years later still has some issues related to the injury she received.

The vets bill came to over £6000 which fortunately the insurance covered. But, as a result she can no longer get insurance for the cat.

The rspca never managed to obtain enough evidence to prove who was responsible, despite only one neighbour owning an air rifle"

IRRELEVANT M'LORD.....Cat was in own garden unlike this case. CASE DISMISSED.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Google zoo poo

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Lavender, chives, rue, rosemary, citronella and Coleus canina are all effective if interspersed across the garden, although it depends on the individual cat and its persistence.

Cayenne pepper is irritant to cats paws, and to the eyes when it cleans itself. It needs to be applied frequently so buy a monster sized bag from an Indian supermarket.

You can also use a paste made of 2 parts cayenne powder, 3 parts dry mustard and 5 parts flour mixed with water.

Alternatively, as an another poster replied, get a lion, or a tiger, as cats don't like them.

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!"

Sit yourself down. Now deep breaths. And relax. That's better. Tantrum over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!"

Also, if it's not buried and stinks it is likely to be a fox not a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!

Also, if it's not buried and stinks it is likely to be a fox not a cat."

Grrr foxes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxes shit smells a whole lot worse

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By *adysandcplsonlyMan
over a year ago

AYLESBURY


"Foxes shit smells a whole lot worse "

I can definitely confirm that! I looked after my mates staff/collie cross and we went over the field come back and could get a whiff of something that stunk then got to my door just stroked the dog (which was black haired btw) and my hand kinda stuck.... That fox shit STINKS!! gave her like 3 baths lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!

Also, if it's not buried and stinks it is likely to be a fox not a cat."

Try telling my neighbours cats that take it in turn to shit in the middle if my drive then saunter off- I know its them as I have CCTV and watched the little bastards do it. Nothing scares the little shits away, was wondering if a pressure triggered trebuchet would work but I suspect my own cat will be first to try it out, or the postman

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!

Sit yourself down. Now deep breaths. And relax. That's better. Tantrum over?"

Tantrum? I think not, more like rational, compassionate, caring human being.

The type of cruelty you fund amusing is illegal. As I understand it, discussion about illegal topics is not permitted in the forums. For this reason I have reported this to admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, illegal acts of cruelty against defenceless animals is a topic of humour for you. Imo that makes you one very sick and twisted individual!"

Not nevessearilly just in your opinion. There are clear and established links between animal cruelty (usually in early life) and those that commit violent crimes including murder.

So undeniably a potentially 'sick and twisted' indivisual. As is the OP.

I'm sure their inboxes will be heaving as a result of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foxes shit smells a whole lot worse "

my dog has a disgusting habit of rolling in fox shit, i can vouch that it stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my garden all the time . Not my cat I dnt have cats . Why should someone's cat shit in my garden fucking stinks everymorning out there.

So now I've spread strong curry powder in garden stinks like the local curry house hopefully will put them off. If not any ideas!?"

Foxshit is even worse!

Nothing we can do though..it's nature!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

cats don't shit in their own garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foxes shit smells a whole lot worse "

Fecking right it does....bleeeeyuck!!!

*Vomits*

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"cats don't shit in their own garden"

Mine does.....right in the raised veggie beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cats don't shit in their own garden"

again- try telling my neighbours cats! i'm not sure they do anything but walk around all day to spread their shite round the area

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

My 3 do, but they do bury it and only in 1 corner

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"cats don't shit in their own garden"

Depends how big your garden is and if there`s any loose soil. It`s only recently that I have reduced the amount of cultivation I do in mine and have put a litter tray in the house. Up until them, all of our previous cats have used my garden for their toilet.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Lilies.......cats hate them and they smell great"

Lilies are poisonous to cats and dogs

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Lilies.......cats hate them and they smell great

Lilies are poisonous to cats and dogs "

i thought that!!! my cat only ever uses her tray and has to be clean litter or she wont go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lilies.......cats hate them and they smell great

Lilies are poisonous to cats and dogs

i thought that!!! my cat only ever uses her tray and has to be clean litter or she wont go"

They are, they cause liver/kidney failure and anything other than the tiniest amount is often fatal unless they get immediate treatment (although this is often unsuccessful)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lilies.......cats hate them and they smell great

Lilies are poisonous to cats and dogs

i thought that!!! my cat only ever uses her tray and has to be clean litter or she wont go

They are, they cause liver/kidney failure and anything other than the tiniest amount is often fatal unless they get immediate treatment (although this is often unsuccessful) "

Do lilies mix well with Kit-e-kat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed any cat that enters your garden. Cats won't shit where they eat. "

My cat does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lilies.......cats hate them and they smell great

Lilies are poisonous to cats and dogs

i thought that!!! my cat only ever uses her tray and has to be clean litter or she wont go

They are, they cause liver/kidney failure and anything other than the tiniest amount is often fatal unless they get immediate treatment (although this is often unsuccessful)

Do lilies mix well with Kit-e-kat? "

That depends if you want to find out what an angry cat owner looks like as they force feed you said flower/food mix that you attenpted to put out for their cat?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Block their entry points to break habits and use any strong smelling gear as they hate it. Try a sonic repelant to keep them out too.

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