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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

TRE

FIRE

FEM

SEKS

SYV

OTTE

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That's 1-10 in Danish

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

To avoid all the copyright bullshit at begging of a dvd go to the Australian option rather than English.. "normaly" it will go straight to movie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

What's that saying about old dogs and new tricks ?

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Beginning..bloody autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A puffins bill is only colourful during its mating season. I believe they turn grey afterwards when they return to their hidden locations far away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

What's that saying about old dogs and new tricks ?"

wuufffff wuffff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To avoid all the copyright bullshit at begging of a dvd go to the Australian option rather than English.. "normaly" it will go straight to movie"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

1 Un

2 Dau

3 Tri

4 Pedwar

5 Pump

6 Chwech

7 Saith

8 Wyth

9 Naw

10 Deg

Bore da / Good Morning

Mwynha dy ddiwrnod / Enjoy your day

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

make shure the guns the right way round ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

Close. You take three controlled breaths and as you exhale on the third you hold and squeeze the trigger. If you're using a powerful scope you can see your heartbeats affecting your movement, you need to be able to lower your heartbeat and fire between beats.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"To avoid all the copyright bullshit at begging of a dvd go to the Australian option rather than English.. "normaly" it will go straight to movie"

Fair dinkum Sheila !

Is it all in aborigine though ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

1 Un

2 Dau

3 Tri

4 Pedwar

5 Pump

6 Chwech

7 Saith

8 Wyth

9 Naw

10 Deg

Bore da / Good Morning

Mwynha dy ddiwrnod / Enjoy your day

5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

make shure the guns the right way round ,

best advice yet

Nearly as good as 'always take your tights off before having a dump.'

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Lower car fuel bills by having correct tire pressure and when changing gear go..

1'3'5... Miss out 2 n 4 it will take time to see a difference but it does also use cruise control asmuch as you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

1 Un

2 Dau

3 Tri

4 Pedwar

5 Pump

6 Chwech

7 Saith

8 Wyth

9 Naw

10 Deg

Bore da / Good Morning

Mwynha dy ddiwrnod / Enjoy your day

5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

Ha ha not pronounced in the same way as the English pump - naughty

Oh....just realised it's actually pronounced in the same way as Pimp

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

make shure the guns the right way round ,

best advice yet

Nearly as good as 'always take your tights off before having a dump.' "

better still take your tights of before haveing a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

make shure the guns the right way round ,

best advice yet

Nearly as good as 'always take your tights off before having a dump.' "

Dies it matter if they are fishnets?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

1 Un

2 Dau

3 Tri

4 Pedwar

5 Pump

6 Chwech

7 Saith

8 Wyth

9 Naw

10 Deg

Bore da / Good Morning

Mwynha dy ddiwrnod / Enjoy your day

5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

Ha ha not pronounced in the same way as the English pump - naughty

Oh....just realised it's actually pronounced in the same way as Pimp

Can you write the phrases phonetically please? Ta x

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

make shure the guns the right way round ,

2 things if the gun/ rifle is wrong way round you would be "pushing" the trigger not pulling it..

2nd you would never shoot "guns" but a gun

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We are attracted to symmetrical faces.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yain

Tain

Edderoa

Peddero

Pitts

Tayter

Leyter

Overro

Coverro

Dix

How to count sheep in the Dales.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Cold tea.. No milk or sugar just tea can be great to water plants with

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When shooting at a target when you got it in your sights hold your breath when you pull the trigger...

make shure the guns the right way round ,

best advice yet

Nearly as good as 'always take your tights off before having a dump.'

Dies it matter if they are fishnets? "

I think the fish would object.....

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Dont go food shopping when hungry always go after a meal.. Can save lots of money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Italian proverb; Below the navel, you will find neither religion nor truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

Ha ha not pronounced in the same way as the English pump - naughty

Oh....just realised it's actually pronounced in the same way as Pimp

Can you write the phrases phonetically please? Ta x"

Hmm ok but you have to remember that my phonetic is Welsh but I'll give it a go.

1 Un - ee as in eek and then just add an n

2 Dau - da as in dad and the ee from eek

3 Tri - tree phew that was an easy one

4 Pedwar- ped as in pedestal war as in Warren

5 Pump - Pimp

6 Chwech - ok this is the sound we make in the back of our throats Ch then we as in we're and another ch

7 Saith - Sa as in salmon i is e and a hard th as in threw

8 Wyth - W as in wwww there's lovely, y is the same as when you say er and a hard th as in three

9 Naw - as in now

10 Deg - as in De'Campo and a hard g as in egg.

OMG that was difficult and if anyone understands that, you're a genius.

I need a lie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aviation fuel is sold by weight not volume, as the volume will change with temperature and air pressure, but the weight won't.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"That's 1-10 in Danish

doesnt matter what it means, if you said that around me two possible things could happen........................

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

you cant sneeze without closing your eyes

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

The Thumbs up n down for the fate of a Gladiator was NEVER used until the movies. A silent film was the 1st to do this,so as Hollywood does it changed our look on history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

Ha ha not pronounced in the same way as the English pump - naughty

Oh....just realised it's actually pronounced in the same way as Pimp

Can you write the phrases phonetically please? Ta x

Hmm ok but you have to remember that my phonetic is Welsh but I'll give it a go.

1 Un - ee as in eek and then just add an n

2 Dau - da as in dad and the ee from eek

3 Tri - tree phew that was an easy one

4 Pedwar- ped as in pedestal war as in Warren

5 Pump - Pimp

6 Chwech - ok this is the sound we make in the back of our throats Ch then we as in we're and another ch

7 Saith - Sa as in salmon i is e and a hard th as in threw

8 Wyth - W as in wwww there's lovely, y is the same as when you say er and a hard th as in three

9 Naw - as in now

10 Deg - as in De'Campo and a hard g as in egg.

OMG that was difficult and if anyone understands that, you're a genius.

I need a lie down

You deserve one after that.

Ardderchog. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diolch Welsh Rarebit. It's difficult when your first language is Welsh and we pronounce letters in a different way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

I can count to 10 in German. That's all I remember from School

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

you cant sneeze without closing your eyes

Or without getting goosebumps

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

The Suez Canal nearly didn't get finished due to malaria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diolch Welsh Rarebit. It's difficult when your first language is Welsh and we pronounce letters in a different way lol "

Very different. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

you cant sneeze without closing your eyes

Yes you can...

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

you cant sneeze without closing your eyes

Yes you can..."

yip about one in 30 can do this. The whole eyes popping out is old wives tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant lick your own elbow.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Lazy people are more productive because they find the quickest & easiest way to do given tasks

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"You cant lick your own elbow.

surly its more fun if you get someone else to do it anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A puffins bill is only colourful during its mating season. I believe they turn grey afterwards when they return to their hidden locations far away."

Much the same thing happens with me hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cant lick your own elbow.

surly its more fun if you get someone else to do it anyway...

Much more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cant lick your own elbow.

surly its more fun if you get someone else to do it anyway...

Much more fun.

Why would you want your own elbow licked

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

" A puffins bill is only colourful during its mating season. I believe they turn grey afterwards when they return to their hidden locations far away.

Much the same thing happens with me hahahaha

In fact they shed the colourful bit after the mating season - does that happen to you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cant lick your own elbow.

surly its more fun if you get someone else to do it anyway...

Much more fun.

Why would you want your own elbow licked

Its a start. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

1 Un

2 Dau

3 Tri

4 Pedwar

5 Pump

6 Chwech

7 Saith

8 Wyth

9 Naw

10 Deg

Bore da / Good Morning

Mwynha dy ddiwrnod / Enjoy your day

5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

Let me know if you want the Bengali version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Let me know if you want the Welsh version

Yes please.

1 Un

2 Dau

3 Tri

4 Pedwar

5 Pump

6 Chwech

7 Saith

8 Wyth

9 Naw

10 Deg

Bore da / Good Morning

Mwynha dy ddiwrnod / Enjoy your day

5 5 5 5555555 ohhhhh

Let me know if you want the Bengali version.

Go for it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hairs from ass are connected to eyes.... Hence wen u pull ass hairs you have tears... Well that's wat tramps told me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gramps not tramps lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"That's 1-10 in Danish

Yan

Tan

Tethera

Methera

Pimp

Sethera

Lethera

Hovera

Dovera

Dick

That's 1 - 10 in the Cumbrian dialect...11 - 14 is yan-a-dick etc., 15 is bumfit , 16 to 19 is yan-a-bumfit etc., and 20 is giggot and so it goes on...not sure about after that but as it's a sheep counting method, maybe folks didn't have more than 20 or so in their flocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Molten steel is very hot, liquid nitrogen is very cold. Drink a gallon of either of them and you will die....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving all these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ekh

Dui

Tin

Sair

Fas

Soi

Shat

Noi

Dosh

...that's from the village dialect rather than the posh city part of town.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

It is possible to put your hand into liquid nitrogen without injury due to the leidenfrost effect

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"The Suez Canal nearly didn't get finished due to malaria "

Close, but that was the Panama Canal.

Old counting methods, such as that used by Sheppard's is used by ethno-linguists to make inferences about population and ethnicity prior to literacy and the language becoming static.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When Derby were League Champions in 1971/2 under Brian Clough, they only used 16 players all season

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Molten steel is very hot, liquid nitrogen is very cold. Drink a gallon of either of them and you will die...."

I suspect you'd be dead long before you finished the gallon

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've learned loads from being on here. Some things I wish I didn't know.

Just realised I haven't learned anything new for a while.... help?!?!?!

Uh, I could do you a lesson in calculus or HTML and CSS.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

The first British spy known as 007 was Dr John Dee in 1560 queen Elizabeth called him " my eyes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dot over the letter i is called a tittle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sale of Happy Meals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

There are more public libraries in America than Mcdonalds .but to look at their waist lines you wouldn't know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near the arch of the foot before the heel when the raised area (bump) is the bladder in reflexology the filler the bladder the bigger the lump.

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