FabSwingers.com forum: Beard enigma

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have observed a proliferation of young men sporting beards,worthy of envy by the most ardent Jihadists. Who has inspired this jaw follicle revolution? Passenger? The man from The Joy of Sex? Would the cultivation of said trend improve my fuck rate on this site?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have observed a proliferation of young men sporting beards,worthy of envy by the most ardent Jihadists. Who has inspired this jaw follicle revolution? Passenger? The man from The Joy of Sex? Would the cultivation of said trend improve my fuck rate on this site? "
Jihad beards are very different from Hillbilly beards, there are quite a few different ones around.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

yes iv noticed that just lately even my Sons grown one,i like em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a big fashion thing in 2013. Now become blasé and going out again....don't join the trend now dude....you am too late mate!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a selection of beards for your perusal on ma profile, currently green goatee

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've noticed quite a lot of Amish looking ones too.

All but one of the young men at work is sporting a beard of some sort at the moment.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Hipsters have caused it. Now it's mainstream it's no longer fashionable so give it a year and true beardies can sport their face topiary air of mystery again. The current issue is that men who suit a naked face are wearing beards they are not comfortable with in the name of fashion. A girl finds it hard to discern the true beardie from the fashion beardie at the moment. This too shall pass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hipsters have caused it. Now it's mainstream it's no longer fashionable so give it a year and true beardies can sport their face topiary air of mystery again. The current issue is that men who suit a naked face are wearing beards they are not comfortable with in the name of fashion. A girl finds it hard to discern the true beardie from the fashion beardie at the moment. This too shall pass."

We have a connoisseur in our midst it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You what mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look young, so a beard helps me look my age or at least a bit older. I grew it simply for that reason

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think they look dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minges used to have hair on it was the fashion now they are bald as a coot. Chins used to be smooth now they look like the bottom of a yard brush! I have come to the conclusion one way or another cunt needs hair and releases hormones to make people think that way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they look dreadful

I'll make a mental note, in the event we should ever collide. lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think they look dreadful

I'll make a mental note, in the event we should ever collide. lol"
sorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices "
they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they look dreadful

I'll make a mental note, in the event we should ever collide. lolsorry burt you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

A worthy role model. Legendary bottomist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suit a beard i think. Have never seen my chin you know lol

Have always had a beard. Was even longer than it is now. Don't know why i trimmed it. Could have gone all dumbledore on your fabsters lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they look dreadful

I'll make a mental note, in the event we should ever collide. lolsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

Its the arse crack beards I don't like you know the ones you get when they wear their pants at half mast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mother in law has a rather fetching goatee thing going on at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

I wasn't getting defensive? lol

I just asked a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mother in law has a rather fetching goatee thing going on at the moment"

Fu Man Chew?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

I wasn't getting defensive? lol

I just asked a question. "
all youngsters trends look daft to me at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, more Dartag..Dartan..... the musketeer guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

I wasn't getting defensive? lol

I just asked a question. all youngsters trends look daft to me at my age

But you're just a youngster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like beards - not all of them though. A nice trimmed beard can look really good and I find them very masculine.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I saw an...interesting...beard today. Most of it was not much longer than stubble, but then with a two foot long skinny plait hanging from his chin

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

I wasn't getting defensive? lol

I just asked a question. all youngsters trends look daft to me at my age

But you're just a youngster!

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lol not if your 18 I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like beards - not all of them though. A nice trimmed beard can look really good and I find them very masculine.

That sounds very impressive....but wtf is a phitrum??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

I wasn't getting defensive? lol

I just asked a question. all youngsters trends look daft to me at my age

But you're just a youngster!

lol not if your 18 I'm not

But if I'm 81?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"olsorry but you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

So? I'm sure when you were 18 the older generation probably laughed at your fashion choices they probably did same as the generation before. Its an Abe thing no need to get defensive

I wasn't getting defensive? lol

I just asked a question. all youngsters trends look daft to me at my age

But you're just a youngster!

lol not if your 18 I'm not

But if I'm 81?

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then I'm a baby lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother said never trust a man with a beard as he has something to hide...my dad had a beard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother said never trust a man with a beard as he has something to hide...my dad had a beard!"

How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a beardy weirdy for yonks. Mind you I'm a stubble / short beard guy. Not a full on beard like today's hipsters.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Haha, you have a fun way with words....I need to go google 'Hipster' now too. I'm not much of a fan of a full beard - I feel I can't see their face properly!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I think they look dreadful

I'll make a mental note, in the event we should ever collide. lolsorry burt you got all these young boys barely out of pubity sporting David Bellamy growths

A worthy role model. Legendary bottomist."

Didn't realise he was gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the designer stubble look on some men, can look very sexy

but not everyone suits a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'v had a beard for years, don't look right without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The current issue is that men who suit a naked face are wearing beards they are not comfortable with in the name of fashion. A girl finds it hard to discern the true beardie from the fashion beardie at the moment. This too shall pass.

We have a connoisseur in our midst it seems."

How can you tell a beard is a fashion statement? By the lack of leftover food nesting there

Facial hair (it's not just the beards, it's also the moustaches) has been trending for quite a few years now, I'd say it started a decade ago and had been on the simmer. With Movember getting so popular it entered the mainstream, nearly every guy got to experiment with growing some. As a late 70s/early 80s child I'm imprinted with moustaches/beards, so I have thoroughly enjoyed this trend!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i love my beard .. keep it soft and trimmed ..hope it tickles the right spots lol

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