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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...smelliest farts?

This evening I had a homemade spaghetti bolognese with nectarine crumble and ice cream dessert. I can honestly say no sooner had I finished that I let out a ripsnorting very smelly fart. I had to fumigate the room and open the windows.

It got me to thinking what food, meals etc give you the smelliest and noisiest farts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bread

aduki beans

pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.

I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said."

All together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shreddies! Just one bowl of those granny knitted goodies has me going for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.

I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever

Forever.. so it's still going now?

What caused this record breaking fart?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said."

Missed out the icing on the flatulence cake...MUSHY PEAS

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.

I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever

Forever.. so it's still going now?

What caused this record breaking fart?

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I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.

Wonder how long the longest fart has been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said.

Missed out the icing on the flatulence cake...MUSHY PEAS

That reminds me I often wonder if different foods change the colour of the gas. Mushy peas I imagine give a green pea soup foggy gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Globe artichoke flatulence will drop an elephant at 100 metres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meal shakes: Nurishment and the like.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Didn't realise that artichokes farted. Every day is a school day !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.

I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever

Forever.. so it's still going now?

What caused this record breaking fart?

I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.

Wonder how long the longest fart has been

The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.

I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever

Forever.. so it's still going now?

What caused this record breaking fart?

I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.

Wonder how long the longest fart has been

The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart."
should of got jay to time mine lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Pork it gives me the most foul smelling farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually the normal things like Brussels and stuffing.

I did an amazing fart last week. It didn't smell but it went on forever

Forever.. so it's still going now?

What caused this record breaking fart?

I don't know, but I was at it all night they where solo long lol.

Wonder how long the longest fart has been

The longest fart ever recorded was by Bernard Clemmons, of London, England. It was recorded as being 2 minutes and 42 seconds. This confirms that even the British fart.should of got jay to time mine lol

Next time you feel one brewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pork it gives me the most foul smelling farts

Pork Chops?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Kidney beans, butter beans, canneloni beans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kidney beans, butter beans, canneloni beans."

That sounds like a recipe explosive enough to blaze saddles

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Pork it gives me the most foul smelling farts

Pork Chops?

Bacon not so bad but the rest I still eat it and suffer the consequences lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pork it gives me the most foul smelling farts

Pork Chops?

Bacon not so bad but the rest I still eat it and suffer the consequences lol "

Does pork sword have the same effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golabki.

It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.

Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Golabki.

It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.

Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!"

Polish?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I see Cloud Cuckoo Land has another inhabitant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Golabki.

It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.

Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!

Polish?"

Yes. In fact most Polish food will give you roaring air biscuits if you're not used to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see Cloud Cuckoo Land has another inhabitant

Oh crap. I'm going to have to move again

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I thought I had a stalker for a bit, oh well, I'm sure I'll get one eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I had a stalker for a bit, oh well, I'm sure I'll get one eventually

Nah it just seemed an appropriate place for me to move once I turned 50. Hadn't spotted my neighbour. Hope the smell of my fart didn't carry to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart ? ? Me

Never . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fart ? ? Me

Never . .

What's that I can smell then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart ? ? Me

Never . .

What's that I can smell then?

Him? The dog? The cat? The goldfish ?

Take ya pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fart ? ? Me

Never . .

What's that I can smell then?

Him? The dog? The cat? The goldfish ?

Take ya pick

I don't fancy any of them.....as the culprit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said."

They only have that effect if they're overcooked. Too much bread does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a very smelly thread.....can someone open a window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Beans and Swede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meal shakes: Nurishment and the like.

This is so true... Stinkiest ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli and garlic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Golabki.

It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.

Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!"

Same as the Hungarian one

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Houmous, chick peas, beef, mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Golabki.

It's beef mince and rice wrapped in cabbage.

Bloody lovely but it doesn't half make you trump!

Same as the Hungarian one

Pretty much, yes. Most food from that region has roots in several countries. All of it make you trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onions and too much chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness...

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said."

This - says with a cringe making face. ??

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

"Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and cabbage.

Enough said."

This - says with a cringe making face. ??

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Eggs beans n leeks oh yes cheese too

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