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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you have housework I've built up a bit of sweat hoovering and tidying up bedroom which now does not look like primark at closing time.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well I lost 5lb last week walking up bloody steps. Have to say I've never built up a sweat from housework but then I don't sweat much for a fat bird

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Well I lost 5lb last week walking up bloody steps. Have to say I've never built up a sweat from housework but then I don't sweat much for a fat bird "

Well the Hoover was downstairs....I came downstairs to get the Hoover..however I went outside for a fag then went straight upstairs and forgot the Hoover...then came back downstairs and nearly went arse over git with all my shoes on the stairs so took them upstairs then I went downstairs and finally got the Hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone too skinny. Don't like it.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've gone too skinny. Don't like it.

"

FFS there is no pleasing you...just eat more chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone too skinny. Don't like it.

"

Ohhhh for the day that I can actually utter those words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone too skinny. Don't like it.

Ohhhh for the day that I can actually utter those words "

We luv ya just the way you are.

...i'm just losing mass in the wrong places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just stripped and remade two sets of bunk beds and our super king size, think I've burnt off my bacon butty from this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat just three meals a day.... I only go gym to perv.... Mmmmm gym bunnies nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone too skinny. Don't like it.

Ohhhh for the day that I can actually utter those words

We luv ya just the way you are.

...i'm just losing mass in the wrong places.

"

Aww you're a sweetie, I'm not sure where mine is going from, not lost enough to tell yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have housework I've built up a bit of sweat hoovering and tidying up bedroom which now does not look like primark at closing time. "

Each time you sweat, you don't have to announce it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following my no desserts diet, I'm down to a reasonably slim 12 stone and 32 inch waist... Alas I've lost a little muscle so now it's time to bite the bullet and do some resistance training.... Hopefully I can commit long enough to get all sexy and six-packy!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"When you have housework I've built up a bit of sweat hoovering and tidying up bedroom which now does not look like primark at closing time.

Each time you sweat, you don't have to announce it. "

Aww look it's my little ray of sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running around after 3 kids and a dog beats paying for a gym membership!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new job is better than going to the gym. I'm totally fooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm "

It's good for the heart muscle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!"

Certainly is...now where are my nurses?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!"

Is it, blimey I must have more sex then

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By *IDNIGHTMADNESSMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Plenty of exercise from my job as a fisherman, not so easy to catch a fish on here thou!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Plenty of exercise from my job as a fisherman, not so easy to catch a fish on here thou!!! "

Keep waggling your worm and throwing a line out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have housework I've built up a bit of sweat hoovering and tidying up bedroom which now does not look like primark at closing time. "

Come and clean mine and ill take you for letting dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone too skinny. Don't like it.

"

I like skinny men. And slim ones. And athletic ones. And musclular ones.

Call me greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!

Certainly is...now where are my nurses? "

Don't know about the others but I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!

Certainly is...now where are my nurses?

Don't know about the others but I'm washing my hair "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!"

I had a man work on his abs with me the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!

I had a man work on his abs with me the other day. "

You sat on him while he did sit ups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman should have some Jim in her...life.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!

I had a man work on his abs with me the other day.

You sat on him while he did sit ups? "

And then he did press ups.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Every woman should have some Jim in her...life."

Jim is preferable to gym for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more interested in sexercise....hmmm

It's good for the heart muscle!

I had a man work on his abs with me the other day.

You sat on him while he did sit ups?

And then he did press ups. "

Licketysplits gym machine. You should market it. Gives your workout the human touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman should have some Jim in her...life.

Jim is preferable to gym for me.

"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need something, giving up smoking ain't easy but this weight gain doesn't help.

Potbellies R us now lol

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By *IDNIGHTMADNESSMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter


"Plenty of exercise from my job as a fisherman, not so easy to catch a fish on here thou!!!

Keep waggling your worm and throwing a line out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running around after 3 kids and a dog beats paying for a gym membership!"

It will also get you noticed by operation yew tree!

What? Too soon?

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