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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...are getting right on my tits at the moment. I have just had the front windows replaced and now it seems that it has become the kamikazi spot of our town. 2 birds have flown in to it and it seems a glass mecca for bees with shit SatNavs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have you got invisible glass or something?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Your windows are too clean. Wait for it to build up some filth and they'll start avoiding it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your windows are too clean. Wait for it to build up some filth and they'll start avoiding it."

I cant let that happen, I've just paid a lot of money to windows extended so I get better sea views!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got invisible glass or something? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a sticker of a hawk to put on it. Will stop you putting your head through it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...are getting right on my tits at the moment. I have just had the front windows replaced and now it seems that it has become the kamikazi spot of our town. 2 birds have flown in to it and it seems a glass mecca for bees with shit SatNavs "

Oh the hardship!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to upgrade your air defence network....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to upgrade your air defence network...."

What are you saying?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to upgrade your air defence network...."

Maybe I could get some Land to Bee missiles from the Army surplus store!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker! "

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its easily sorted, move house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its easily sorted, move house!"

Feck off, Ive only just moved in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!"

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker! "
I often get wood pigeons hit

The glass head on leaveing that powder

down imprint on the glass, sorry about

Your windows but sorry about your goldcrest too being the smallest bird in

Britain hope the little chap comes to

no harm....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Something amazes me how flies, bees, butterflies, etc can find their way in through open windows but never out the buggers and proceed to bash into closed ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin "
We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the

contact calls from at least one of the

Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of

Squawks and other calls for two weeks

during the day light hours non stop..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the

contact calls from at least one of the

Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of

Squawks and other calls for two weeks

during the day light hours non stop.. "

2 words. Air Rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the

contact calls from at least one of the

Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of

Squawks and other calls for two weeks

during the day light hours non stop..

2 words. Air Rifle"

Don't start me on Air Rifle stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something amazes me how flies, bees, butterflies, etc can find their way in through open windows but never out the buggers and proceed to bash into closed ones "
flies unsure about bee,s

And butterflies follow scents usually and

When they get trapped inside they then Usually lose all sense of direction sometimes they get out more luck than anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the

contact calls from at least one of the

Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of

Squawks and other calls for two weeks

during the day light hours non stop..

2 words. Air Rifle

Don't start me on Air Rifle stories "

I have painful memories of my grandmother pulling numerous air rifles pellets out of my arse cheeks with needle nose pliars and applying iodine. Part of growing up in the countryside in the 80's, kids nowadays don't know how to have fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the

contact calls from at least one of the

Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of

Squawks and other calls for two weeks

during the day light hours non stop..

2 words. Air Rifle"
People often say to me its only nature when I mention

how magpies have predated the eggs and

young out of nests in my garden along

With crows and squirrels I think yes but I still think they should be controlled

They came in from the countryside as

They found easy pickings in parks and gardens and less persecution all I know

Is over the years I have lost many young

birds in the garden and don,t mention cats... The robin has been the Luckiest bird in our garden with breeding along with blue tits in the

nest box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a kamikaze Goldcrest that splatters itself on the front window every time the windows are cleaned. There's a permanent shape of a little bird on the flaming windows. It's record is half an hour after cleaning. Little fecker!

That bird dust they leave is quite impressive aint it. I am hoping no seagulls hit us! Bastard shitehawks!

Very impressive. I've also got magpies pecking fecking holes in the back windows. Vermin We had a pair of magpies with two juveniles the

contact calls from at least one of the

Juveniles was an unbelieavable range of

Squawks and other calls for two weeks

during the day light hours non stop..

2 words. Air Rifle

Don't start me on Air Rifle stories

I have painful memories of my grandmother pulling numerous air rifles pellets out of my arse cheeks with needle nose pliars and applying iodine. Part of growing up in the countryside in the 80's, kids nowadays don't know how to have fun...."

Fortunately I was never shot. But I did blow the head off one of those platic woodcutter windmill thingies that were all the rage in the 70s. Unfortunately there was a plate glass window behind it. Smashing fun

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