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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get embarrassed about a black hair that grows on my chin!!! Haha

Do you have anything to share, if you would want to! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get embarressed about having a belly that makes me look 6 months pregnant and a very small penis thats shrunk following 3 operations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody skin tags...my age seems to mean they are becoming more prevalent. One appeared on my fookin ball sack

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have a bit of a lazy left nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a hair that grows outta a mole on my face..

i shave it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody skin tags...my age seems to mean they are becoming more prevalent. One appeared on my fookin ball sack "

You can have them zapped at a beauty salon. I'm sure they'd even zap the one on your ball sac !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bit of a lazy left nipple "
Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bit of a lazy left nipple "
it needs some excericise, i can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut myself shaving on my scrotum twice,

It has left me with a few red blood marks on a vein,

It doesn't look good

(Anyone now of a op you can have to remove them)

I also have a sticky out adams apple which i have got used to but hate

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Our whole bodies must be embarrassing, because the other couples we have met normally roll around on the floor laughing their arses off when we get naked.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I got naked with one of my meets who said 'You can get that skin tag on your ball sac removed you know?' I said 'That's my cock!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut myself shaving on my scrotum twice,

It has left me with a few red blood marks on a vein,

It doesn't look good

(Anyone now of a op you can have to remove them)

I also have a sticky out adams apple which i have got used to but hate "

You could probably have it removed with laser treatment. Use Google to find a clinic local to you, give them a call and ask. I've used one to remove/lighten scars and it's very effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody skin tags...my age seems to mean they are becoming more prevalent. One appeared on my fookin ball sack

You can have them zapped at a beauty salon. I'm sure they'd even zap the one on your ball sac ! "

Wouldn't want to cause too much excitement

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I have a bit of a lazy left nipple Nah "

It's ok with a bit of inspiration

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Bloody skin tags...my age seems to mean they are becoming more prevalent. One appeared on my fookin ball sack "

If you tie threads around them, they're suppose to fall off. Although getting them frozen off by the doctors would look less weird. And as for facial hair, that's what tweezers are for!

I've started to get cellulite, but only on my left bum cheek. So looks a bit odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I got naked with one of my meets who said 'You can get that skin tag on your ball sac removed you know?' I said 'That's my cock!' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a hair that grows outta a mole on my face..

i shave it off "

Your face or the mole?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have a bit of a dis formed ankle but I wouldn't say I'm embarrassed by it...but then my whole body tilts so I've got one leg longer than the other

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I have a bit of a dis formed ankle but I wouldn't say I'm embarrassed by it...but then my whole body tilts so I've got one leg longer than the other "

For some reason the 'wonkey donkey' song popped into my head . . .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have a bit of a dis formed ankle but I wouldn't say I'm embarrassed by it...but then my whole body tilts so I've got one leg longer than the other

For some reason the 'wonkey donkey' song popped into my head . . . "

Lol I am a wonky donkey

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ingrowns at top of thighs. Doesn't make any difference whether I wax or shave. Have tried Skin Doctors and Nads...still no better. Now got little scars from trying to dig them out...they look awful and I'm starting to get a bit paranoid about the tops of my legs looking spotty. Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a hair that grows outta a mole on my face..

i shave it off

Your face or the mole? "

lol the hair that grows out of the mole.. ie plucked it out once or twice but it bleeds so i just stick to shaving it off now lol

Dont u dare even try snooping at pics cos u wont find my hairy mole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody skin tags...my age seems to mean they are becoming more prevalent. One appeared on my fookin ball sack

If you tie threads around them, they're suppose to fall off. Although getting them frozen off by the doctors would look less weird. And as for facial hair, that's what tweezers are for!

I've started to get cellulite, but only on my left bum cheek. So looks a bit odd. "

I've tried the string and it worked, but I have a few now. Iona has convinced me to get them zapped. Booking an appointment on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ingrowns at top of thighs. Doesn't make any difference whether I wax or shave. Have tried Skin Doctors and Nads...still no better. Now got little scars from trying to dig them out...they look awful and I'm starting to get a bit paranoid about the tops of my legs looking spotty. Any ideas? "

Exfoliate a few times a week x

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By *ove bi guysWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ingrowns at top of thighs. Doesn't make any difference whether I wax or shave. Have tried Skin Doctors and Nads...still no better. Now got little scars from trying to dig them out...they look awful and I'm starting to get a bit paranoid about the tops of my legs looking spotty. Any ideas? "

Exfoliate 2/3 times a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bit of a lazy left nipple "

Haha snap mine is super shy always has been

Takes something really special to get it to peek

Atm I'm embarrassed about the bites all over my arms and legs from horseflies and midges, I've reacted really badly this year and they have all blistered, it's not at all nice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ingrowns at top of thighs. Doesn't make any difference whether I wax or shave. Have tried Skin Doctors and Nads...still no better. Now got little scars from trying to dig them out...they look awful and I'm starting to get a bit paranoid about the tops of my legs looking spotty. Any ideas?

Exfoliate 2/3 times a week"

it's basically blocked pores just exfoliate regularly and use tea tree products

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thanks guys but I already exfoliate every other day. I think it's more to do with the hairs becoming finer/weaker than the pores being blocked. I moisturise every day too. Was wondering if laser/light treatment might work...anyone tried that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ingrowns at top of thighs. Doesn't make any difference whether I wax or shave. Have tried Skin Doctors and Nads...still no better. Now got little scars from trying to dig them out...they look awful and I'm starting to get a bit paranoid about the tops of my legs looking spotty. Any ideas?

Exfoliate a few times a week x"

Have you tried sugaring?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I have a bit of a lazy left nipple

Haha snap mine is super shy always has been

Takes something really special to get it to peek

Atm I'm embarrassed about the bites all over my arms and legs from horseflies and midges, I've reacted really badly this year and they have all blistered, it's not at all nice "

I blister from horse fly bites too, I had one go down my vest top one summer and bit me between the boobs, it was agony to wear a bra as it blistered and went rock hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my tummy ~ have got to the age now where breathing in to make it flatter isn't working like it used too!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Thanks guys but I already exfoliate every other day. I think it's more to do with the hairs becoming finer/weaker than the pores being blocked. I moisturise every day too. Was wondering if laser/light treatment might work...anyone tried that?"

Have you tried not shaving so high? Hairs on the thighs are very fine.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"my tummy ~ have got to the age now where breathing in to make it flatter isn't working like it used too!"

Nowt wrong with your tummy or figure for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My normal sized appendage, particularly in relation to the Ron Jeremy-esque willies prevalent on here!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Thanks guys but I already exfoliate every other day. I think it's more to do with the hairs becoming finer/weaker than the pores being blocked. I moisturise every day too. Was wondering if laser/light treatment might work...anyone tried that?"

Best bet is sticking to waxing and exfoliating, and maybe try using a buffer on dry skin where the hairs are - I'd suggest go see a beauty therapist at a salon and explain/show the problem and they may be able to point you in the right direction of what product/treatments to use, I can think of a few that therapists would use but it depends on your skin type/condition etc so best if seeing someone in person

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Thanks guys but I already exfoliate every other day. I think it's more to do with the hairs becoming finer/weaker than the pores being blocked. I moisturise every day too. Was wondering if laser/light treatment might work...anyone tried that?

Have you tried not shaving so high? Hairs on the thighs are very fine."

Consider waxing or laser. If waxing see if you can find someone who uses wax with tea tree oil in, it's a pale green.

Or try using magic powder. It's designed for afro Caribbean hair which is very curly and prone to ingrown hairs. Get the tube of pre-mixed and opt for the sensitive version. Start at exactly the time in the instructions and no longer. If you need longer time it and increase by only a minute each increase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get embarrassed about a black hair that grows on my chin!!! Haha

Do you have anything to share, if you would want to! Haha "

My belly...but it's part of me now and I am learning to love it.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently acne treatments can help ingrown hairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height and having a small size body

But it does make other things appear bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently acne treatments can help ingrown hairs."

Depends on the treatment. Topical retinoids can help as can oral antibiotics such as tetracycline.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't stop to think about it otherwise I'd be here all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get embarrassed about a black hair that grows on my chin!!! Haha

Do you have anything to share, if you would want to! Haha

My belly...but it's part of me now and I am learning to love it."

Hasn't it always been part of you?

Sorry, I'm feeling pedantic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of sounding vain, I'm happy with my body! I'm sexy and I know it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My height and having a small size body

But it does make other things appear bigger "

However your bottom is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the piss takers out there its my manboobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get embarrassed about a black hair that grows on my chin!!! Haha

Do you have anything to share, if you would want to! Haha

My belly...but it's part of me now and I am learning to love it.

Hasn't it always been part of you?

Sorry, I'm feeling pedantic... "

Not when it wasn't part of me, no.

It's part of me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to the piss takers out there its my manboobs "

Really?!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"According to the piss takers out there its my manboobs "

I didn't notice them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a hair that grows outta a mole on my face..

i shave it off "

ooooh pluck it cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cut myself shaving on my scrotum twice,

It has left me with a few red blood marks on a vein,

It doesn't look good

(Anyone now of a op you can have to remove them)

I also have a sticky out adams apple which i have got used to but hate "

I quite like a "sticky out Adam's apple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to the piss takers out there its my manboobs

I didn't notice them "

You tell em hun . They are pecs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody skin tags...my age seems to mean they are becoming more prevalent. One appeared on my fookin ball sack

If you tie threads around them, they're suppose to fall off. Although getting them frozen off by the doctors would look less weird. And as for facial hair, that's what tweezers are for!

I've started to get cellulite, but only on my left bum cheek. So looks a bit odd. "

first bit of cellulite at 47 is bloody good going

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