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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

40 winks at teatime has just turned into a 8 hour sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a very long 40 winks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess you was fucked....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a very long 40 winks! "
thats not 40 winks thats verging on a coma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was a very long 40 winks! thats not 40 winks thats verging on a coma "

sounds like you need a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad used to call it meditating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a very long 40 winks! thats not 40 winks thats verging on a coma

sounds like you need a holiday "
Yeah I will come to wales I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My grandad used to call it meditating "
it was a power nap I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My grandad used to call it meditating it was a power nap I think "

Power nap. . My arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My grandad used to call it meditating it was a power nap I think

Power nap. . My arse! "
Haha well you maybe right because I don't feel much power right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was a very long 40 winks! thats not 40 winks thats verging on a coma

sounds like you need a holiday Yeah I will come to wales I think "

You couldn't have picked a better place Ice creams are on you this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a very long 40 winks! thats not 40 winks thats verging on a coma

sounds like you need a holiday Yeah I will come to wales I think

You couldn't have picked a better place Ice creams are on you this time "
haha . Yep gonna get you a big un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My grandad used to call it meditating it was a power nap I think

Power nap. . My arse! Haha well you maybe right because I don't feel much power right now "

A man of your age . . I think they come in surges . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My grandad used to call it meditating it was a power nap I think

Power nap. . My arse! Haha well you maybe right because I don't feel much power right now

A man of your age . . I think they come in surges . . "
Oh I have been known to surge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess you was fucked....!!!! "
Was I . I must of slept through that bit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"My grandad used to call it meditating it was a power nap I think "
Think your power nap would have drained the national grid Tosh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My grandad used to call it meditating it was a power nap I think Think your power nap would have drained the national grid Tosh. "
Maybe thats what causing the electrical storms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard of sleeping on the job, but sleeping on ya phone thats bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard of sleeping on the job, but sleeping on ya phone thats bad "
It was mate . It keeps going mad now . I think I have broke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sleep for 8 weeks never mind 8 hours after 40 wanks....oops my eyesight at my age is failing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ? "

Fais tu une pipe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ? "
yes please and can yer change my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ?

Fais tu une pipe? "

Mais oui Monsieur, avec ma bouche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ? yes please and can yer change my bag "

Nooooooo, that's put me off me brekkie now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ?

Fais tu une pipe?

Mais oui Monsieur, avec ma bouche! "

Zut alors! Puis viens ici

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ? yes please and can yer change my bag

Nooooooo, that's put me off me brekkie now ! "
I meant my bin liner in my peddle bin . Sicko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I fetch your pipe and slippers ? yes please and can yer change my bag

Nooooooo, that's put me off me brekkie now ! I meant my bin liner in my peddle bin . Sicko "

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I knew I was getting old when the barber spent more time on my ear hair and eye brows. than on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im so envious - sleep has been a problem for me for many years -

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im so envious - sleep has been a problem for me for many years - "
I usually have a 30 min nap and sorted but this lasted for 8 hours

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Blame it on the heat, that's what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"40 winks at teatime has just turned into a 8 hour sleep "

Yeh but were you drooling Tosh??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"40 winks at teatime has just turned into a 8 hour sleep

Yeh but were you drooling Tosh??"
only when I looked at your pictures my love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blame it on the heat, that's what I do "
I think it was just a power nap to get me ready for my next meet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

At least you will soon have a bus pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you will soon have a bus pass "
can't wait to meet you . Im gonna pop yer boobs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame it on the heat, that's what I do I think it was just a power nap to get me ready for my next meet "

Haha I didn't think I was that much hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blame it on the heat, that's what I do I think it was just a power nap to get me ready for my next meet

Haha I didn't think I was that much hard work "
You will let me have power naps so I am ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"40 winks at teatime has just turned into a 8 hour sleep "

Ya must have needed it. Bet ur raring to go now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you will soon have a bus pass "
And nick yer blackjacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall to sleep everytime I sit down, its a standing joke in my house how long I can stay awake for

we can have chairs under the window in the same nursing home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fall to sleep everytime I sit down, its a standing joke in my house how long I can stay awake for

we can have chairs under the window in the same nursing home "
yeah but I snore aswell so be warned x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you checked you wasnt robbed then.......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"40 winks at teatime has just turned into a 8 hour sleep "

Blame it on the sun, not your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked "

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone "
haha there's always one comedian . I have a big everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hope you checked you wasnt robbed then.......lol"
no not robbed or touched inappropriately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"40 winks at teatime has just turned into a 8 hour sleep

Blame it on the sun, not your age"
yeah thats it it was the sun

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I fall to sleep everytime I sit down, its a standing joke in my house how long I can stay awake for

we can have chairs under the window in the same nursing home yeah but I snore aswell so be warned x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone haha there's always one comedian . I have a big everything "

You told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone haha there's always one comedian . I have a big everything

You told me "
I don't like to brag . Yer know me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone haha there's always one comedian . I have a big everything

You told me I don't like to brag . Yer know me "

Bigger than a frankfurter if I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guessing all those early morning rises... Have finally caught up with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone haha there's always one comedian . I have a big everything

You told me I don't like to brag . Yer know me

Bigger than a frankfurter if I remember "
see I told you I did not brag . Its bigger than 2 frankfurters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guessing all those early morning rises... Have finally caught up with you! "
im still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winking or wanking???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could not believe it when I looked at the clock . I was laid on my phone . I must of been f..ked

I prefer to lay on my bed. You must have a very big phone haha there's always one comedian . I have a big everything

You told me I don't like to brag . Yer know me

Bigger than a frankfurter if I remember see I told you I did not brag . Its bigger than 2 frankfurters "

Careful you will scare the ladies away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to work, done a 12 shift, and your still talking about getting old . . .

God they say women can yak !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking at me inbox I thought I had xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fall to sleep everytime I sit down, its a standing joke in my house how long I can stay awake for

we can have chairs under the window in the same nursing home yeah but I snore aswell so be warned x

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its ok hun . Not planning on sleeping

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I fall to sleep everytime I sit down, its a standing joke in my house how long I can stay awake for

we can have chairs under the window in the same nursing home yeah but I snore aswell so be warned x

its ok hun . Not planning on sleeping "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fall to sleep everytime I sit down, its a standing joke in my house how long I can stay awake for

we can have chairs under the window in the same nursing home yeah but I snore aswell so be warned x

its ok hun . Not planning on sleeping

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