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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... " Ha! Yep that gets me too. Don't miss out ladies. He has a cock and he knows how to use it !! | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... " you do bite tho LMAO | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... you do bite tho LMAO" twas a nibble not a bite | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... you do bite tho LMAO twas a nibble not a bite " tell my nipple that PMSL | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... you do bite tho LMAO twas a nibble not a bite " Im still looking for all these buttons guys are supposed to press.... | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... you do bite tho LMAO twas a nibble not a bite tell my nipple that PMSL " but I offered to kiss it better | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... you do bite tho LMAO twas a nibble not a bite Im still looking for all these buttons guys are supposed to press.... " Cough - I offer a button finding service but it usually out of hours. | |||
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""Age immaterial it's all in your personality" That one gets me groaning everytime! We all use them, whether we notice it or not. " Only ever seen that on mine. I must have a look at yours and comment if anything is worth it. | |||
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""Age immaterial it's all in your personality" That one gets me groaning everytime! We all use them, whether we notice it or not. Only ever seen that on mine. I must have a look at yours and comment if anything is worth it. " Comment away! thick skin here (cliche No1) it's water off a duck's back (cliche No2) life would be boring if we were all the same (cliche No3) I could go on all day like this but there's more to life than this - damn cliche No4 slipped out! | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve " oooerr !!! lol started a thread the other nite with a simailar vein .... got the proverbial kicked outa me lol | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve oooerr !!! lol started a thread the other nite with a simailar vein .... got the proverbial kicked outa me lol " Your still here so they did not kick ya that hard Steve | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve oooerr !!! lol started a thread the other nite with a simailar vein .... got the proverbial kicked outa me lol " It's too early to be kicking crap.... I just didn't want to show how dumb the comment was by pointing out... people can delete a pm after checking whether it has a photo attached or not... but then I guess guys don't have that much experience of receiving many messages | |||
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" Or, not a cliche perhaps, but - please reply even if its to say no thanks, manners cost nothing... .....grrrr" Do you ever feel like quoting them and replying ..... "here is your reply - PISS OFF!" | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve oooerr !!! lol started a thread the other nite with a simailar vein .... got the proverbial kicked outa me lol Your still here so they did not kick ya that hard Steve " ha ha !!! true but you ever heard of bouncebackability !!!!! or is that a cliche ! | |||
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" Or, not a cliche perhaps, but - please reply even if its to say no thanks, manners cost nothing... .....grrrr Do you ever feel like quoting them and replying ..... "here is your reply - PISS OFF!"" LOL Yesssssss but luckily .. _ cos I do tell myself off - I delete just in time ...... I think ALL message progs should be fitted with that bloody prompt that drives me nuts... 'Are you sure ???? ' Anyone else shout at their comp n phone....... Yes im f'kn' sure ....do it ! | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve oooerr !!! lol started a thread the other nite with a simailar vein .... got the proverbial kicked outa me lol Your still here so they did not kick ya that hard Steve ha ha !!! true but you ever heard of bouncebackability !!!!! or is that a cliche ! " Nah ....it's an alliterated adjectivial adverbial noun. | |||
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"aint this post in it's self a cliché ?????? of it's own " We have a winner | |||
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"aint this post in it's self a cliché ?????? of it's own " Gasp!!! Touvak .... I dunno! Lemmme think........ NO! it's a collection of cliches! It's an Anthology! | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve oooerr !!! lol started a thread the other nite with a simailar vein .... got the proverbial kicked outa me lol Your still here so they did not kick ya that hard Steve ha ha !!! true but you ever heard of bouncebackability !!!!! or is that a cliche ! Nah ....it's an alliterated adjectivial adverbial noun. " Bloody ell your clever !!!! didn't know words like that existed !!!!! lol | |||
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"that one that smacks of desperation ..i dont care what anyone looks like,i just want to play ?? ffs i want to be with someone who is choosy about their playmates ...i sure am !! " Yup ...... 100% behind you on that one. Shit ....... I just cliched again | |||
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"Profiles where it says ' If you have got this far and want to message me add (insert word) to the heading title so i know you have read my profile fully. I understand why its there but it screams 'I'm so far up my own arse'. " Got to agree its at that point we move on cos we would not want to meet folks like that. Steve | |||
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"Profiles where it says ' If you have got this far and want to message me add (insert word) to the heading title so i know you have read my profile fully. I understand why its there but it screams 'I'm so far up my own arse'. Got to agree its at that point we move on cos we would not want to meet folks like that. Steve " Steve.......have we just agreed on something, makes a change Aye and i usually tend to move on with they profiles as well. | |||
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"well adverbial and adjectivial could be classed as the same thing !!!! but still damm clever if you ask me !!!! " No they are NOT the same. | |||
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"well adverbial and adjectivial could be classed as the same thing !!!! but still damm clever if you ask me !!!! No they are NOT the same. " an adjective can also be used like an adverb it can have the same use / function as an adverb | |||
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"well adverbial and adjectivial could be classed as the same thing !!!! but still damm clever if you ask me !!!! No they are NOT the same. an adjective can also be used like an adverb it can have the same use / function as an adverb " Two scousers in a disagreement.....calm down calm down | |||
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"well adverbial and adjectivial could be classed as the same thing !!!! but still damm clever if you ask me !!!! No they are NOT the same. an adjective can also be used like an adverb it can have the same use / function as an adverb " No it doesn't ....... | |||
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"well adverbial and adjectivial could be classed as the same thing !!!! but still damm clever if you ask me !!!! No they are NOT the same. an adjective can also be used like an adverb it can have the same use / function as an adverb Two scousers in a disagreement.....calm down calm down " Yeah .... that is a cliche.... never heard anyone say it ever though :P I'll listen out today while im shoppin' | |||
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"well adverbial and adjectivial could be classed as the same thing !!!! but still damm clever if you ask me !!!! No they are NOT the same. an adjective can also be used like an adverb it can have the same use / function as an adverb Two scousers in a disagreement.....calm down calm down Yeah .... that is a cliche.... never heard anyone say it ever though :P I'll listen out today while im shoppin' " ha ha same here never heard that one before. maybe will hear it in the pub tonite !!! | |||
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"Two scousers in a disagreement.....calm down calm down Yeah .... that is a cliche.... never heard anyone say it ever though :P I'll listen out today while im shoppin' " Will i be able to spot you with an 80's perm and a Souness tache | |||
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"Two scousers in a disagreement.....calm down calm down Yeah .... that is a cliche.... never heard anyone say it ever though :P I'll listen out today while im shoppin' Will i be able to spot you with an 80's perm and a Souness tache " LOL .........yeah ... Kiss me!!! | |||
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"Two scousers in a disagreement.....calm down calm down Yeah .... that is a cliche.... never heard anyone say it ever though :P I'll listen out today while im shoppin' Will i be able to spot you with an 80's perm and a Souness tache LOL .........yeah ... Kiss me!!!" No that will be me !!! and it aint a wig lol | |||
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"" yes ladies do drink pints!!" this is usually shouted from one side of the pub to the man at the bar " while she is rolling a couple of fags lol!!!!!! | |||
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""TWAS FUCKING ODD SIDE , FUCKING TWATING WANKER OF A REFEREE!!!" " LOL .scuse me ? | |||
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"" yes ladies do drink pints!!" this is usually shouted from one side of the pub to the man at the bar " should say ...... Ya Twat on the end | |||
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""TWAS FUCKING ODD SIDE , FUCKING TWATING WANKER OF A REFEREE!!!" LOL .scuse me ? " i meant off lol | |||
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""TWAS FUCKING ODD SIDE , FUCKING TWATING WANKER OF A REFEREE!!!" LOL .scuse me ? i meant off lol " I had to ask the vicar what it meant - he's feeling me tits and reading the site. | |||
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"Oh I like the married men ones that state they're here cheating, then go on to describe themselves as honest! " Just had exactly that. x | |||
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""TWAS FUCKING ODD SIDE , FUCKING TWATING WANKER OF A REFEREE!!!" LOL .scuse me ? i meant off lol I had to ask the vicar what it meant - he's feeling me tits and reading the site. " he them men of the cloth know a thing or two ya know, my local priest keeps asking me to kneel | |||
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"cliches dont make me scream,they make me smile.theres a cliche for every occasion.i love them.dont complain,live and let live. " Yeah ....What's sauce for the goose is another man's custard ... hey x | |||
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""you were good, yes definitely the best so far" " Shit ! You mean that's not TRUE ? | |||
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""you were good, yes definitely the best so far" Shit ! You mean that's not TRUE ?" surely youve heard " best bj i ever had" lol | |||
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""you were good, yes definitely the best so far" Shit ! You mean that's not TRUE ?surely youve heard " best bj i ever had" lol " I don't even know what a bj is | |||
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""you were good, yes definitely the best so far" Shit ! You mean that's not TRUE ?surely youve heard " best bj i ever had" lol I don't even know what a bj is " its the opposite to a suck job xx | |||
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""you were good, yes definitely the best so far" Shit ! You mean that's not TRUE ?surely youve heard " best bj i ever had" lol " according to many guys any BJ is THE best BJ! | |||
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""you were good, yes definitely the best so far" Shit ! You mean that's not TRUE ?surely youve heard " best bj i ever had" lol according to many guys any BJ is THE best BJ! " A BJ a day keeps the ................. away? | |||
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"Profiles where it says ' If you have got this far and want to message me add (insert word) to the heading title so i know you have read my profile fully. I understand why its there but it screams 'I'm so far up my own arse'. " i know what your SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICESPEDALIOSIOUS talking about | |||
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"male profiles with considered good looking / handsome / or atractive worst of all ...... GENUINE " ooooooooooh i was going to say "genuine " lol | |||
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"male profiles with considered good looking / handsome / or atractive worst of all ...... GENUINE " I've noticed female profiles that state the same | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... " Thats mine as well | |||
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"I am a married guy but at least im being honest about it " haha | |||
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"I wont bite - unless you ask me to.... Thats mine as well" Some of us like to bite / chew | |||
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" Or, not a cliche perhaps, but - please reply even if its to say no thanks, manners cost nothing... .....grrrr Do you ever feel like quoting them and replying ..... "here is your reply - PISS OFF!"" All the time, but I've decided it's best to rise above it | |||
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"I think ALL message progs should be fitted with that bloody prompt that drives me nuts... 'Are you sure ???? ' Anyone else shout at their comp n phone....... Yes im f'kn' sure ....do it !" Nggggg - yes I'm sodding sure, that's why I selected them and pressed DELETE!!!! | |||
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"male profiles with considered good looking / handsome / or atractive worst of all ...... GENUINE " Aghhhh I forgot that one! I'm good looking. Or so im told | |||
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"I never know what to write on these profiles" Yeah ! Will fill this bit in later ! | |||
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"I never know what to write on these profiles Yeah ! Will fill this bit in later !" better late than never. | |||
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""Treat this girl/lady/woman/couple with respect" Thanks for the advice. Any tips on how to tie my shoelaces " Allow me ! It's the least I can do xxx | |||
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"i dont look very different to what i did 2 years ago" lol | |||
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""new to this so please be gentle with us" ... on a profile that has been registered for over a year (and have seen on some with pics that, from the date it was uploaded, that its 2+ years) " My avatar pic is nearly 4 years old and that's as long as it's been there lol Still looks like me though Most a me others are recent Do know what ya mean cause have met people in the past who's pics are deff outta date xx | |||
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"Profile that says send clear face pics or your message will be deleted when they have no pic's at all Steve " I hate that as well. | |||
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"it wasnt a post about the age of the pic ,,, was about even though the profile been opened for years they still "new to this so please be gentle" lol though the age of pics is another issue too ... amazing how many profiles only have pics with descriptions (shows the age of them as that stopped before with joined the site 3 years ago) lol " sorry completely missed reading the first line,, its one of those days i think its laziness (goes to check my own profile sharpish ) | |||
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