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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

Mmm sweaty mucky fokkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove 2hrs to meet a sexy biker, had sex and a chat by a river in the sun and drove back home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

I've been doing the same but only on a building site haha not an easy job to do

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've cleaned my bathroom, fed the fish and paid attention to my man bits.

Tiring work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work and gym. Now at home cooking dinner

Exciting life I lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked. 730 till 515. At least it's Friday! 2 days off work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

Mmm sweaty mucky fokkers

Oh yes! I like a manual worker, actually feeling like erm... But alas I have a five yr old and 28 yr old looking at me arrrrgh I'm pretty

right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cleaned my bathroom, fed the fish and paid attention to my man bits.

Tiring work. "

What fish do you have?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Went to work

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've been at work all day. The morning was taken up with looking into Negligence claims and the afternoon with some archery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work and gym. Now at home cooking dinner

Exciting life I lead"

Don't even go there... Mr hottie I think you are capable of leading a very yummy life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked all day,

Sat on my arse since I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work and gym. Now at home cooking dinner

Exciting life I lead

Don't even go there... Mr hottie I think you are capable of leading a very yummy life.

Hit a dry spell. I'm slacking lately and not perusing meets. Only myself to blame though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a bit of shopping for my mum as she's not feeling too clever and got rewarded with two ice cold Stella's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to work, done some shopping and currently getting ready for a night out with a fan directed on me to stop make-up sliding off before I walk out the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been at work all day. The morning was taken up with looking into Negligence claims and the afternoon with some archery.

Archery? Wow how bloody great I was dragged by my brother shooting as a child. Yorkshire lass by trade. He had a cross bow lethal bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got up at 3.30am in my hotel in East London. Left at 4.00am to get to job in West London. Was in Maccy D's in Wandsworth at 4.55am. On site at 6.00am. Finished job at 10.00am and set off for home in Truro. Got home at 4.00pm without a stop. Fookin' traffic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did a bit of shopping for my mum as she's not feeling too clever and got rewarded with two ice cold Stella's. "

I like your style lovely, I'm an orphan now treasure them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been out this morning on a new development with a lovely site manager & some young fit landscaping guys . Although it was hot & dusty , I rather enjoyed myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"got up at 3.30am in my hotel in East London. Left at 4.00am to get to job in West London. Was in Maccy D's in Wandsworth at 4.55am. On site at 6.00am. Finished job at 10.00am and set off for home in Truro. Got home at 4.00pm without a stop. Fookin' traffic

Christ I thought my days where busy! Guess not

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've been at work all day. The morning was taken up with looking into Negligence claims and the afternoon with some archery.

Archery? Wow how bloody great I was dragged by my brother shooting as a child. Yorkshire lass by trade. He had a cross bow lethal bugger.

This was recurve and it was too hot for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been out this morning on a new development with a lovely site manager & some young fit landscaping guys . Although it was hot & dusty , I rather enjoyed myself

I bet you did... Ooooshhh this is the weather for landscaping guys n 6packs... Hell window shopping is so yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got up @ 3.45 for work. Got home 1pm and been to Taunton. Just got back and I'm fooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I thought my days where busy! Guess not

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do, lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

School sports day got cancelled so,I couldn't go watch my grandkids

I'm rarely off work so,they were excited! Went for lunch with my daughters and stuffed my face so just back from the gym to work it of...am now bored...any ideas???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been to work, done some shopping and currently getting ready for a night out with a fan directed on me to stop make-up sliding off before I walk out the door

Enjoy lovely, dance like nobodies watching

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been messaging people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"School sports day got cancelled so,I couldn't go watch my grandkids

I'm rarely off work so,they were excited! Went for lunch with my daughters and stuffed my face so just back from the gym to work it of...am now bored...any ideas???

Come on over baby, guess ill have to drag fanny out the garden.. And was my kipper

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Ooooh if I must!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got up @ 3.45 for work. Got home 1pm and been to Taunton. Just got back and I'm fooked

Beautiful freind chill have a beer and think of me lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped in that branch at 1am for a milkshake.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Went to work, shouted at some incompetents, shouted again when they forked it up again, spat the dummy and buggered off home, now away to order some very fine Indian cuisine as absolutely starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got up @ 3.45 for work. Got home 1pm and been to Taunton. Just got back and I'm fooked

Beautiful freind chill have a beer and think of me lol

xxx"

Dinner, shower and bed because the alarms set for the same time again for tomorrow. But I am enjoying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

Oh Christ I have to wash up d-fuzz chuck my kids out ... Trim Danny ... Change the sheets... Exhausted already, I'm sure when you we will be spruced up and looking fine lol... Can you bring a spade we need to dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to watch the horse racing. This afternoon ..

And got a date this evening..

Bloody good day for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got up @ 3.45 for work. Got home 1pm and been to Taunton. Just got back and I'm fooked

Beautiful freind chill have a beer and think of me lol

xxx

Dinner, shower and bed because the alarms set for the same time again for tomorrow. But I am enjoying it

Your working tomo? Oh god love ya hope it's going well for you sweetie xx

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 hour drive to camp site ready for Blenheim Palace Sunday xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been to watch the horse racing. This afternoon ..

And got a date this evening..

Bloody good day for me

Well get you.. You are a hottie! Have a brilliant evening ...,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work this morning - then a bargain toby carvery early dinner with daughter - fiver voucher each so just over three quid for the two of us - happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got up @ 3.45 for work. Got home 1pm and been to Taunton. Just got back and I'm fooked

Beautiful freind chill have a beer and think of me lol

xxx

Dinner, shower and bed because the alarms set for the same time again for tomorrow. But I am enjoying it

Your working tomo? Oh god love ya hope it's going well for you sweetie xx"

Yes I am and thank you, things are good.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

I quite partial to a nice bush myself

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

I had a good day in an air conditioned office. Boy was it hot when I came outside. Now enjoying a meal and beer in the garden. No mud anywhere though. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a good day in an air conditioned office. Boy was it hot when I came outside. Now enjoying a meal and beer in the garden. No mud anywhere though. Lol "

It's not good enough, I think whoever you are drinking with, you need to throw mud allover

go on dare ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

I quite partial to a nice bush myself

Butt out you she's coming over for my leafless bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been editing also video. Really enjoying this one, it's the best I've done this far.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

I quite partial to a nice bush myself

Butt out you she's coming over for my leafless bush

My bush is well trimmed so no need for a mower there hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove 70 miles to work, fitted a bathroom suite then drove 70 miles back. then went to see my chiropodist who made my back click like a traffic counter. deep joy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in my pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been messaging people

Really? Your such a Tom pepper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat in my pool

Pool really? Where? When? Oh Thankyou sounds fabulous!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

I quite partial to a nice bush myself

Butt out you she's coming over for my leafless bush

My bush is well trimmed so no need for a mower there hehe

Can't I just admire you tending to each others bushes? Then maybe have a go myself if I'm allowed

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

I quite partial to a nice bush myself

Butt out you she's coming over for my leafless bush

My bush is well trimmed so no need for a mower there hehe

Can't I just admire you tending to each others bushes? Then maybe have a go myself if I'm allowed

Oooooh mrs focker....should we???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drove 70 miles to work, fitted a bathroom suite then drove 70 miles back. then went to see my chiropodist who made my back click like a traffic counter. deep joy."

Do you mean chiropractor ? I love predictive text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in my pool

Pool really? Where? When? Oh Thankyou sounds fabulous!

In fairy land

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat in my pool

Pool really? Where? When? Oh Thankyou sounds fabulous!

In fairy land

I love fairy land...

well I'm sure I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh if I must!!!!

I love gardening so no worries hunny hehe

I quite partial to a nice bush myself

Butt out you she's coming over for my leafless bush

My bush is well trimmed so no need for a mower there hehe

Can't I just admire you tending to each others bushes? Then maybe have a go myself if I'm allowed

Oooooh mrs focker....should we???

It's only a matter of time isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been to watch the horse racing. This afternoon ..

And got a date this evening..

Bloody good day for me

Well get you.. You are a hottie! Have a brilliant evening ...,

Ty. U aint half bad urself..

The thought of u covered in mud is tantalising

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been to watch the horse racing. This afternoon ..

And got a date this evening..

Bloody good day for me

Well get you.. You are a hottie! Have a brilliant evening ...,

Ty. U aint half bad urself..

The thought of u covered in mud is tantalising

Well it is in the pipeline babe... But then you know this

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

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over a year ago

"Been to watch the horse racing. This afternoon ..

And got a date this evening..

Bloody good day for me

Well get you.. You are a hottie! Have a brilliant evening ...,

Ty. U aint half bad urself..

The thought of u covered in mud is tantalising

Well it is in the pipeline babe... But then you know this

Mm wouldnt mind the hosing down bit either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been to work, done some shopping and currently getting ready for a night out with a fan directed on me to stop make-up sliding off before I walk out the door

Enjoy lovely, dance like nobodies watching

Oh I intend to

I'll be shaking my wobbly bits

If Mr b ever finishes getting ready that is,

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x"

I'd say lucky neighbours!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Well...my nails are done, spray tan done (sorry I cheat), been to the gym...what now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had breakfast in bed brought to ne, then been sat at brands hatch for the rest of the day in the scourching heat... now laid on hotel bed after nice cold shower... soon be asleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been at work since 6am and then did a bit of marinating for my chicken before i had a nap. Now, have put my chicken in the oven and i'm starving to eat some!!

...it looks so good!

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over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!"
can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx"

bet it's all sticky now lol

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx

bet it's all sticky now lol"
Eeww dirty boy x

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx

bet it's all sticky now lolEeww dirty boy x"

not me, your neighbour.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx

bet it's all sticky now lolEeww dirty boy x

not me, your neighbour."
I know xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y"

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx

bet it's all sticky now lolEeww dirty boy x

not me, your neighbour.I know xx "
but I bet your dirty too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh "

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well...my nails are done, spray tan done (sorry I cheat), been to the gym...what now??

Errr where the hell are you? Have you been delayed ffs! Tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Now that I'd like to see hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to work and just done shedloads of shopping. Chinese for tea then a bubble bath for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housework, hoovering, laundry, now relaxing with a glass of vino while he's still at work. Poor wee soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Noone. According to my new status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 washes. Cleaned house from top to bottom. Footy training. Now BBQ

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Me too floating in pool with beer xxx Boobs out poor neighbours but their used to me now x

I'd say lucky neighbours!can't be that bad I caught one taking a photo of me the other day bloody cheek xx

bet it's all sticky now lolEeww dirty boy x

not me, your neighbour.I know xx but I bet your dirty too x"

I can be and i love it x

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Wallpapered. Dog school. Asda.

Now drinking Tizer in the garden in a pair of superman PJ bottoms.

Rock and Roll !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Noone. According to my new status

Ohhh I say! Erm ... Well?!! You do look a little... Delicious... But as is always the case... Do you? Get virgin trains?

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over a year ago

"Wallpapered. Dog school. Asda.

Now drinking Tizer in the garden in a pair of superman PJ bottoms.

Rock and Roll !!

Didn't get tangled then? Did have visions of a curly top wrapped like a fish dinner

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over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Now that I'd like to see hehehe

Blackpools looking nice... At the min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have been melting in the school watching end of year play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have been melting in the school watching end of year play

Ahh how lovely! Making memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got up for work at 4am. Then when finished spent a few hours with a lovely gentleman

then home for a bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done a bit of shopping, followed by some sunbathing, then swimming, then sunbathing, then dinner, then sunbathing, crikey it's a hard life!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Now that I'd like to see hehehe

Blackpools looking nice... At the min

Black pools lovely at the minute...blue skies, nice breeze and warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Noone. According to my new status

Ohhh I say! Erm ... Well?!! You do look a little... Delicious... But as is always the case... Do you? Get virgin trains?

why thank you Mrs sexy pics and I do. Well. Depending on what the question is of course.

I'll take Virgin trains or ones that have popped their cherry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Noone. According to my new status

Ohhh I say! Erm ... Well?!! You do look a little... Delicious... But as is always the case... Do you? Get virgin trains?

why thank you Mrs sexy pics and I do. Well. Depending on what the question is of course.

I'll take Virgin trains or ones that have popped their cherry

Well as the status says. Come on over the waters fine!

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over a year ago

"Done today? Me I've been trying to level, my garden eeeek, I'm sweaty n muddy... As is mr F ... I actually think the sunshine has made me drink far to much

That pesky sunshine. Forcing you to drink

Mud is good for the skin and so is sunshine

Lol never Mind my skin... The sun has poured copious amounts down my neck... And the mud has made me look fairly dishevelled hmmm

Sounds like the sun took advantage of you?

You need hosing down

Hosing down lol... Dear lord I look shocking enough... You want to knock me off my feet with a hose

LOL! Liar, liar, muddy pants on fire. I bet you don't look shocking at all

I won't turn the hose on full blast. Just enough to get the mudd off nicely :-y

Haha and here was me hoping you where looking to knock me off my feet

ooooosh

And here was me thinking you're a chicken

Right! Hose turned right up then! Try to stay on your feet

Ha I could do with cooling off

and who says we have to stay on our feet

Noone. According to my new status

Ohhh I say! Erm ... Well?!! You do look a little... Delicious... But as is always the case... Do you? Get virgin trains?

why thank you Mrs sexy pics and I do. Well. Depending on what the question is of course.

I'll take Virgin trains or ones that have popped their cherry

Well as the status says. Come on over the waters fine!

No it doesn't.

I've been pedantic today, can you tell?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Spent the day with my nearest and dearest having a run out to the dales. Then home via the supermarket and an evening of lazing on the sofa with the cat. Now I'm all tucked up in bed with the fan pointing right at me.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

" with the fan pointing right at me.

I didn't realise I was pointing at you

My mum always told me it was rude to point xxx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

" with the fan pointing right at me.

I didn't realise I was pointing at you

My mum always told me it was rude to point xxx"

Stop pointing and flap that palm frond harder!!!

Can't get the staff these days.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I need to speak to my agent. When he said he'd got me a gig re-enacting scenes from It ain't half hot mum, I didn't have this in mind

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Not today but yesterday I power washed my back yard for the first time in probably 3+ years...fuck me, but my back has been killing from bending to scoop up the moss???on the plus side, I've now got a yard with no moss but on the minus side the huge fecking potholes that used to be filled with shite are ready to trip me up when I head out with a filled bin bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to work, Had 2 estates come to price my house, visited my granddaughter for her 6th birthday and been to the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been at work all day. The morning was taken up with looking into Negligence claims and the afternoon with some archery.

Archery? Were you shooting the negligent claimants?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've cleaned my bathroom, fed the fish and paid attention to my man bits.

Tiring work.

What fish do you have? "

2 white ones, 2 black ones, 7 orange ones and 10 breadcrumbed ones.

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over a year ago

"I've cleaned my bathroom, fed the fish and paid attention to my man bits.

Tiring work.

What fish do you have?

2 white ones, 2 black ones, 7 orange ones and 10 breadcrumbed ones. "

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Was @ a funeral.

Got wasted..

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