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ShagTonights weekly friday status check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

"

What happens at 1 a.m?

Do you turn into a monk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

What happens at 1 a.m?

Do you turn into a monk?

"
lol no cos then its bed time and I finish of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 1:01, they're emptied by virtue of a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg that was a killer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At 1:01, they're emptied by virtue of a wank? "
YEs that's the usuall case lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The forums is where its at (from Tuesday)

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

How often do you do these weekly status checks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often do you do these weekly status checks ?"

Weekly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says "Off out for a drink later wonder if ill bump in to any naughty fabbers x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says..a kiss on the hand may be quite continental,but google is a girls best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

"

Any ol' pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo"

Really?!

They took the time to message you to say that?

Sad feckers eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo

Really?!

They took the time to message you to say that?

Sad feckers eh?"

yep lol me id just ignore and look at a diff profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo"

Presumably you told em to feckoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo"

Ours is about cats too! Cos we had 3 but gained 2 more this week! And it's ok to put it on status cos you can say Pussy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo

Presumably you told em to feckoff "

not so politly haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about my cat giving birth lol it makes a change from the usual filth i put lol

although someone just messaged me having a go basically saying this ain't facebook its a sex site.

so I'm not aloud to be a human lo

Ours is about cats too! Cos we had 3 but gained 2 more this week! And it's ok to put it on status cos you can say Pussy!!! "

haha i have enough pussy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't need to say her pussy is about to guve birth in a box at the bottom of the wardrobe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to finish work so feeling much happier but still extremely horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How often do you do these weekly status checks ?

Weekly "
YEs the weekly your right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

Any ol' pussy? "
Yes any kind of pussie, shape or size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

What happens at 1 a.m?

Do you turn into a monk? lol no cos then its bed time and I finish of myself "

Lol oh I think you turn into a werewolf or something...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

What happens at 1 a.m?

Do you turn into a monk? lol no cos then its bed time and I finish of myself

Lol oh I think you turn into a werewolf or something..."
Yes I do like a sexual predator hunting at midnight lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suns out. Shirts off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say now?.. mine sais:

"My balls are full and loaded and needs a pussey for tonight to unload my juices in, available till 1am x"

"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I love it when you back it up coz you back it up into me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me . All chilled out with a glass of wine n feeding myself grapes

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Get me . All chilled out with a glass of wine n feeding myself grapes "

Is it a big bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking Gimp out for his birthday, whoever wants to join us for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taking Gimp out for his birthday, whoever wants to join us for a laugh"
Happy birthday from me.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine is:

"Desmond Tutu and Carey in favour of assisted dying? It's ok for them, they're archbishops. They know where they are going when it happens lol".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours says naked BBQ maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking Gimp out for his birthday, whoever wants to join us for a laughHappy birthday from me."
Thankyou shag

Her

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