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"Why?" Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour | |||
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"I can't find my phone charger. Where the fuck is it???" On top of your speakers under some papers | |||
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"I can't find my phone charger. Where the fuck is it??? On top of your speakers under some papers" BANZAI!!! Thanks Tom. | |||
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"Why? Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour" Ok then. Can you see WW3 starting? Either in the middle east or Russia/Ukraine | |||
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"Why? Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour Ok then. Can you see WW3 starting? Either in the middle east or Russia/Ukraine" No. The world is far too inter-dependent for a major economic powers to risk conflict with one another. | |||
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"What were you thinking about during your last wank.....? " Webcam model and Bebestation chat girl Jenna Hoskins | |||
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"How do I get cum stains off the curtains ?" Dry clean or filing that, a vigorous scrubbing with a damp cloth | |||
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"How much will it cost to put up some shelves? " I recommend doing it yourself, it's both therapeutic and satisfying | |||
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"What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery?" 7 21 45 6 9 34 18 | |||
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"Why do people go off topic in a thread. Is it just to be a c unt?" They have no relevant input for the topic at hand | |||
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"What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery? 7 21 45 6 9 34 18" why did you put 7 numbers? | |||
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"If a gumboil could boil oil, how much oil could a gumboil boil, if a gumboil could boil oil. and it is a fully matured adult gumboil " between 17-20 gallons per day | |||
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"The meaning of life? Don't fob me off with that hitchhikers no: 42 bullshit." There isn't one. Hope this helps | |||
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"What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery? 7 21 45 6 9 34 18 why did you put 7 numbers? " I've never played the lottery in my life | |||
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"When will i die and how?" October 2035 when you fall into a threshing machine | |||
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"If all clothes were non gender specific and men and women publically shared all options of available attire... ... List 3 items of clothing which are presently considered female clothes that would you then be happy to wear in public..... ? Jeggings, boob tube, fascinator " | |||
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"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt? " Because that's how your mum treats her yeast infection | |||
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"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt? Because that's how your mum treats her yeast injection" Thanks for the info. I thought that it was because she spread it over her waffle. You know the blue kind. We don't need Google anymore we have you. | |||
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"Was han solo incorrect in stating he made the kessel run in under 12 parsecs?" He was a smuggler and a well known scoundrel to quote Princess Leia, so I take any claims he makes with a pinch of salt | |||
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"The meaning of life? Don't fob me off with that hitchhikers no: 42 bullshit. There isn't one. Hope this helps" Nope | |||
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"ANYTHING Go!" can i use a hammer to make your cock bleed and then add a few needles in just for good measure | |||
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"I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing?" I'm no expert on climbing by any means but any satisfaction you get from any activity is merit enough. | |||
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"If Teflon is none stick how does it stick to the pan?" It's coated, not 'stuck' to said pan | |||
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"Why does it always rain on me? Is cause i lied when i was 17? " No it's because you touch yourself at night | |||
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"What came first the chicken or the egg ?" The small reptile that chickens evolved from | |||
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"What came first the chicken or the egg ? The small reptile that chickens evolved from" cool that's been bugging me for years | |||
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"If Teflon is none stick how does it stick to the pan? It's coated, not 'stuck' to said pan " what kind of crap answer was that, i demands a refund | |||
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"What came first the chicken or the egg ? The small reptile that chickens evolved from" but did it evolve into a chicken or an egg | |||
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"How does one pronounce "lemniscate"?" lem-nis-kit and/or lem-nis-keyt | |||
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"When will i die and how? October 2035 when you fall into a threshing machine" fuck its all true. I work on farms!!!!! | |||
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"How does one pronounce "lemniscate"? lem-nis-kit and/or lem-nis-keyt" Cool. Been saying it propah then. . Thang que Captain. | |||
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"Will Alistair Cook make a century in this innings?" No, he'll score less than 30 runs in this test innings before hitting form spectacularly in the next series after India | |||
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"ANYTHING Go!" Would you use a cactus as a sex toy? | |||
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"ANYTHING Go! Would you use a cactus as a sex toy?" es but only to cut open then drink the water from a nice pair of breasts or buttocks | |||
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"ANYTHING Go! can i use a hammer to make your cock bleed and then add a few needles in just for good measure " Sorry. I was distracted by the teflon question But to answer: No | |||
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"Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ?" It's a symbol of man's struggle for excellence and making the impossible possible | |||
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for? " Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent | |||
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"Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ? It's a symbol of man's struggle for excellence and making the impossible possible" That's a feasible explanation , I shall pass that on to my punters. I hope I am not made to look silly. | |||
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for? Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent" Persistence can be misread as stalking tho | |||
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for? Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent" Oh you're good. Does inner peace and self actualisation really come from a study of corvids. | |||
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for? Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent Persistence can be misread as stalking tho " Stalking is just another word for enthusiastic | |||
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"Will I ever get what I'm looking for? Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent Oh you're good. Does inner peace and self actualisation really come from a study of corvids. " If you find fulfillment from this then yes, of course | |||
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"Is there a funnier German than Heening Wehn? " Yes. Me | |||
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"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?" Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet. | |||
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"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small? Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet. " Ok! Is it alright if I go and get a hideous garden statue just to see what they come up with or would that just be horrible? | |||
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"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X " I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day! | |||
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"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small? Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet. Ok! Is it alright if I go and get a hideous garden statue just to see what they come up with or would that just be horrible?" I would absolutely support that | |||
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"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day!" Hope so. U are delish | |||
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"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day! Hope so. U are delish " Thank you very much | |||
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"I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing? I'm no expert on climbing by any means but any satisfaction you get from any activity is merit enough." j Jeez dude, that's a huge cop-out! | |||
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"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day! Hope so. U are delish " Oh yeah he's kinda cute | |||
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"ANYTHING Go! How long is an hour in your world?" Standard 60 minutes | |||
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"Is there a number bigger than infinity? and if so how does it correlate to the number of one liner messages sent on Fab on any given day?" Infinity + 1 | |||
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"How, what, where and when?" With an 8" strap on, my bottom, my bedroom, tonight | |||
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"could you keep that last rolo to yourself im trying to lose a few pounds " I'll have the whole pack just to be sure | |||
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"How, what, where and when? With an 8" strap on, my bottom, my bedroom, tonight" | |||
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"could you keep that last rolo to yourself im trying to lose a few pounds I'll have the whole pack just to be sure" thanks | |||
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"Will Alistair Cook make a century in this innings? No, he'll score less than 30 runs in this test innings before hitting form spectacularly in the next series after India" | |||
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"ANYTHING Go! How long is an hour in your world? Standard 60 minutes" Not the case...your 'pass the hour' turned into 3 hours! | |||
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"will my slut ever be able to deepthroat? " With practice and encouragement she can achieve anything she desires in life | |||
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"Where were Little Bo Peep's sheep when she lost them?" Nuneaton | |||
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"Do dragonflies bite? And how long do they live for" No and they live for a few days I believe | |||
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"Do dragonflies bite? And how long do they live for No and they live for a few days I believe" Thank you o wise one. | |||
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"Shall we? Yes, why not" Did it feel good last time? | |||
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"The pound to euro is looking good, Do I buy now or wait until September when I go on holiday " I'd recommend getting it whilst the going is good | |||
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"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny? " No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny | |||
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"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny? No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny" Ah bugger just me then...does that make me bunny or bunny curious | |||
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"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny? No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny Ah bugger just me then...does that make me bunny or bunny curious " As long as it does not make you a 'bunny boiler'....enjoy without restraints | |||
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"Where should I go tomorrow?" Longstanton spice museum | |||
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"How, what, where and when? With an 8" strap on, my bottom, my bedroom, tonight " Getting the next train to London... I do love a guy with a naughty imagination | |||
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"Which Cabinet job would I be suitable for? " Minister for international development | |||
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"What's the effect called where if you're driving a relatively light vehicle, say about 50mph, a big truck starts to overtake you and you feel your vehicle getting pulled back slightly, by the air displaced by the lorry, as it connects with the air displaced by your vehicle? It's the '...........' Effect. " The windy air pressurey displacementy effect | |||
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"If I could predict lottery numbers I'd keep it to myself " ahhhhhh now i see the type of person you are - | |||
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"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go?" Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs | |||
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"What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?" Hagrudir, the unholy lord of the netherworld will once again walk the earth to purge our souls | |||
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"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go? Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs" My kind of guy! | |||
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"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go? Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs My kind of guy! " Well now you know the way into my Y-fronts | |||
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"Will Episode seven be any good??" It'll be a transitional episode bridging the events from earlier in the series to the crescendo of the season finale | |||
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"What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?" The joker dies | |||
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"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt? " Can I answer that one please? Your mum! | |||
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"Ok you jibbed out on my last question, so I want q proper answer to this one.... Why does my works van have only two seats....but three cup holders? " Priorities. | |||
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"Ok you jibbed out on my last question, so I want q proper answer to this one.... Why does my works van have only two seats....but three cup holders? " For the poor soul you've got tied up in the back | |||
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