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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ANYTHING

Go!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can't find my phone charger. Where the fuck is it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why?"

Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't find my phone charger. Where the fuck is it???"

On top of your speakers under some papers

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Can you put a fruit pastille in ya gob without chewing it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I can't find my phone charger. Where the fuck is it???

On top of your speakers under some papers"

BANZAI!!! Thanks Tom.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Why?

Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour"

Ok then.

Can you see WW3 starting? Either in the middle east or Russia/Ukraine

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do unicorns exist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you put a fruit pastille in ya gob without chewing it?"

Yes, until the sugary surface will inevitably dry my mouth out leading me to take a sip of water where I accidentally swallow said pastille

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why?

Because I need something to occupy me for the next hour

Ok then.

Can you see WW3 starting? Either in the middle east or Russia/Ukraine"

No. The world is far too inter-dependent for a major economic powers to risk conflict with one another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do unicorns exist?"

Only if you BELIEVE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do unicorns exist?

Only if you BELIEVE"

I knew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were you thinking about during your last wank.....?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why is funky sucking ma lollipop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What were you thinking about during your last wank.....? "

Webcam model and Bebestation chat girl Jenna Hoskins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get cum stains off the curtains ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much will it cost to put up some shelves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who really let the dogs out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I get cum stains off the curtains ?"

Dry clean or filing that, a vigorous scrubbing with a damp cloth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much will it cost to put up some shelves? "

I recommend doing it yourself, it's both therapeutic and satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery?

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By *obbyboomMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Why do people go off topic in a thread. Is it just to be a c unt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery?"

7 21 45 6 9 34 18

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people go off topic in a thread. Is it just to be a c unt?"

They have no relevant input for the topic at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a gumboil could boil oil,

how much oil could a gumboil boil,

if a gumboil could boil oil.

and it is a fully matured adult gumboil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meaning of life? Don't fob me off with that hitchhikers no: 42 bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery?

7 21 45 6 9 34 18"

why did you put 7 numbers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a gumboil could boil oil,

how much oil could a gumboil boil,

if a gumboil could boil oil.

and it is a fully matured adult gumboil "

between 17-20 gallons per day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the winning lottery numbers for Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The meaning of life? Don't fob me off with that hitchhikers no: 42 bullshit."

There isn't one. Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the winning numbers for this weeks euro lottery?

7 21 45 6 9 34 18

why did you put 7 numbers? "

I've never played the lottery in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will i die and how?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When will i die and how?"

October 2035 when you fall into a threshing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all clothes were non gender specific and men and women publically shared all options of available attire... ...

List 3 items of clothing which are presently considered female clothes that would you then be happy to wear in public..... ?

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By *obbyboomMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If all clothes were non gender specific and men and women publically shared all options of available attire... ...

List 3 items of clothing which are presently considered female clothes that would you then be happy to wear in public..... ?

Jeggings, boob tube, fascinator

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt? "

Because that's how your mum treats her yeast infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was han solo incorrect in stating he made the kessel run in under 12 parsecs?

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By *obbyboomMan
over a year ago

Burnley


"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt?

Because that's how your mum treats her yeast injection"

Thanks for the info. I thought that it was because she spread it over her waffle. You know the blue kind.

We don't need Google anymore we have you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was han solo incorrect in stating he made the kessel run in under 12 parsecs?"

He was a smuggler and a well known scoundrel to quote Princess Leia, so I take any claims he makes with a pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The meaning of life? Don't fob me off with that hitchhikers no: 42 bullshit.

There isn't one. Hope this helps"

Nope

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers or cocks aside,,,,

What was very first object you self-inserted (anally).... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ANYTHING

Go!"

can i use a hammer to make your cock bleed and then add a few needles in just for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Teflon is none stick how does it stick to the pan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing?"

I'm no expert on climbing by any means but any satisfaction you get from any activity is merit enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it always rain on me? Is cause i lied when i was 17?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If Teflon is none stick how does it stick to the pan?"

It's coated, not 'stuck' to said pan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does it always rain on me? Is cause i lied when i was 17? "

No it's because you touch yourself at night

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

What came first the chicken or the egg ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg ?"

The small reptile that chickens evolved from

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"What came first the chicken or the egg ?

The small reptile that chickens evolved from"

cool that's been bugging me for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Teflon is none stick how does it stick to the pan?

It's coated, not 'stuck' to said pan

"

what kind of crap answer was that, i demands a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg ?

The small reptile that chickens evolved from"

but did it evolve into a chicken or an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one pronounce "lemniscate"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant post, well done !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How does one pronounce "lemniscate"?"

lem-nis-kit and/or lem-nis-keyt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will i die and how?

October 2035 when you fall into a threshing machine"

fuck its all true. I work on farms!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one pronounce "lemniscate"?

lem-nis-kit and/or lem-nis-keyt"

Cool. Been saying it propah then. . Thang que Captain.

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Will Alistair Cook make a century in this innings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will Alistair Cook make a century in this innings?"

No, he'll score less than 30 runs in this test innings before hitting form spectacularly in the next series after India

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering


"ANYTHING

Go!"

Would you use a cactus as a sex toy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ANYTHING

Go!

Would you use a cactus as a sex toy?"

es but only to cut open then drink the water from a nice pair of breasts or buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see you cant ask him anything as he doesnt answer it LOL

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

Can I Have the your pin-numbers please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ANYTHING

Go!

can i use a hammer to make your cock bleed and then add a few needles in just for good measure "

Sorry. I was distracted by the teflon question

But to answer: No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I Have the your pin-numbers please?"

7859

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Will I ever get what I'm looking for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ?"

It's a symbol of man's struggle for excellence and making the impossible possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever get what I'm looking for? "

Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is there a stutue of a man holding an elephant aloft on park lane ?

It's a symbol of man's struggle for excellence and making the impossible possible"

That's a feasible explanation , I shall pass that on to my punters. I hope I am not made to look silly.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?

Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent"

Persistence can be misread as stalking tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?

Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent"

Oh you're good.

Does inner peace and self actualisation really come from a study of corvids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?

Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent

Persistence can be misread as stalking tho "

Stalking is just another word for enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever get what I'm looking for?

Yes, if you work hard enough and be persistent

Oh you're good.

Does inner peace and self actualisation really come from a study of corvids. "

If you find fulfillment from this then yes, of course

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is there a funnier German than Heening Wehn?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Aaaaah right I stand corrected ...I wasn't stalked I was persistently contacted by an enthusiastic person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a funnier German than Heening Wehn? "

Yes. Me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?"

Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will u ever be in Dublin?? X

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?

Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet. "

Ok! Is it alright if I go and get a hideous garden statue just to see what they come up with or would that just be horrible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X "

I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do our neighbours look at what we have in our garden then go out and get similar only bigger and probably more expensive? Is it because they think our stuff is lovely or because they think it's crap and too small?

Overly houseproud with a petty competitive spirit which has no proper outlet.

Ok! Is it alright if I go and get a hideous garden statue just to see what they come up with or would that just be horrible?"

I would absolutely support that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X

I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day!"

Hope so. U are delish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X

I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day!

Hope so. U are delish "

Thank you very much

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'm a proponent of the "OSGU" , or "traditional" style of climbing, but I have climbed "sports" climbs in the past, is there any merit in this (sport) type of climbing?

I'm no expert on climbing by any means but any satisfaction you get from any activity is merit enough."

j

Jeez dude, that's a huge cop-out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ANYTHING

Go!"

How long is an hour in your world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will u ever be in Dublin?? X

I'm sure I'll make it across the Irish Sea one day!

Hope so. U are delish "

Oh yeah he's kinda cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a number bigger than infinity? and if so how does it correlate to the number of one liner messages sent on Fab on any given day?

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

How, what, where and when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ANYTHING

Go!

How long is an hour in your world?"

Standard 60 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a number bigger than infinity? and if so how does it correlate to the number of one liner messages sent on Fab on any given day?"

Infinity + 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you keep that last rolo to yourself im trying to lose a few pounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How, what, where and when?"

With an 8" strap on, my bottom, my bedroom, tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"could you keep that last rolo to yourself im trying to lose a few pounds "

I'll have the whole pack just to be sure

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"How, what, where and when?

With an 8" strap on, my bottom, my bedroom, tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could you keep that last rolo to yourself im trying to lose a few pounds

I'll have the whole pack just to be sure"

thanks

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"Will Alistair Cook make a century in this innings?

No, he'll score less than 30 runs in this test innings before hitting form spectacularly in the next series after India"

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

will my slut ever be able to deepthroat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ANYTHING

Go!

How long is an hour in your world?

Standard 60 minutes"

Not the case...your 'pass the hour' turned into 3 hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will my slut ever be able to deepthroat? "

With practice and encouragement she can achieve anything she desires in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where were Little Bo Peep's sheep when she lost them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where were Little Bo Peep's sheep when she lost them?"

Nuneaton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saturdays lotto numbers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I could predict lottery numbers I'd keep it to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do dragonflies bite? And how long do they live for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do dragonflies bite? And how long do they live for"

No and they live for a few days I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do dragonflies bite? And how long do they live for

No and they live for a few days I believe"

Thank you o wise one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood would a woodchop chop if a woodchop could chop wood

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pound to euro is looking good,

Do I buy now or wait until September when I go on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall we?"

Yes, why not

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Shall we?

Yes, why not"

Did it feel good last time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The pound to euro is looking good,

Do I buy now or wait until September when I go on holiday "

I'd recommend getting it whilst the going is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the speed of dark???

Everyone knows the speed of light but the speed of dark is different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny? "

No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny?

No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny"

Ah bugger just me then...does that make me bunny or bunny curious

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Did you find bugs bunny attractive when he played a girl bunny?

No. My heart belonged to the caramel bunny

Ah bugger just me then...does that make me bunny or bunny curious "

As long as it does not make you a 'bunny boiler'....enjoy without restraints

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Great thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where should I go tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer or cider?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where should I go tomorrow?"

Longstanton spice museum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beer or cider?"

Cider. Always cider

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West


"How, what, where and when?

With an 8" strap on, my bottom, my bedroom, tonight

"

Getting the next train to London... I do love a guy with a naughty imagination

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By *icoleDiamondsWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Which Cabinet job would I be suitable for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which Cabinet job would I be suitable for? "

Minister for international development

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the effect called where if you're driving a relatively light vehicle, say about 50mph, a big truck starts to overtake you and you feel your vehicle getting pulled back slightly, by the air displaced by the lorry, as it connects with the air displaced by your vehicle? It's the '...........' Effect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the effect called where if you're driving a relatively light vehicle, say about 50mph, a big truck starts to overtake you and you feel your vehicle getting pulled back slightly, by the air displaced by the lorry, as it connects with the air displaced by your vehicle? It's the '...........' Effect. "

The windy air pressurey displacementy effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I could predict lottery numbers I'd keep it to myself "

ahhhhhh now i see the type of person you are -

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go?"

Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?"

Hagrudir, the unholy lord of the netherworld will once again walk the earth to purge our souls

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go?

Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs"

My kind of guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which is your favourite ice cream and how much of it can you eat in one go?

Cookies and cream. Easily two tubs

My kind of guy! "

Well now you know the way into my Y-fronts

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Will Episode seven be any good??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will Episode seven be any good??"

It'll be a transitional episode bridging the events from earlier in the series to the crescendo of the season finale

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

whats pi to five decimal places

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats pi to five decimal places"

3.14159

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?"

The joker dies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does my dad's cock taste of sour yoghurt? "

Can I answer that one please?

Your mum!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ok you jibbed out on my last question, so I want q proper answer to this one....

Why does my works van have only two seats....but three cup holders?

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Ok you jibbed out on my last question, so I want q proper answer to this one....

Why does my works van have only two seats....but three cup holders?

"

Priorities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok you jibbed out on my last question, so I want q proper answer to this one....

Why does my works van have only two seats....but three cup holders?

"

For the poor soul you've got tied up in the back

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How much unsolicited mail am I expected to receive through ma letterbox before I resort to having it welded shut ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you exceed 16.2 average spam letters per 6 day week

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