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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I am scared of spiders

Just went to finish tidy up kitchen and put the salt away etc and there is a whole swarm of baby spiders all over my salt !!!

Ahhhhh

Chucked it out the back door

Think they may have been born in my salt or what the hell ??????!!

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By *chillesHeelCouple
over a year ago

Somerset

That sounds like a nightmare inducing scenario!!!! If I dream of spiders coming out of my food cupboards I will fully blame you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so I am scared of spiders

Just went to finish tidy up kitchen and put the salt away etc and there is a whole swarm of baby spiders all over my salt !!!

Ahhhhh

Chucked it out the back door

Think they may have been born in my salt or what the hell ??????!! "

Have a look in the corner of the ceiling you might find a small white nest (not a web) We had it a few weeks ago x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where's the mummy spider?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have sprayed bug spray everywhere and shut the door !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the mummy spider?

"

probably getting a leg over with daddy spider for the next brood of baby spiders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG that would terrify me I wouldn't be able to even pick it up I'm petrified of spiders can't even look at them on a picture and even thinking about them is making my skin crawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the mummy spider?

"

They ate her

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just reading that sent a shiver down my spine, Eeeek!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Where's the mummy spider?

probably getting a leg over with daddy spider for the next brood of baby spiders..."

Lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"I have a resident spider in my house, he comes out every night to say hello whilst I'm watching tv. He's called aragog "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

so you assaulted them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the mummy spider?

probably getting a leg over with daddy spider for the next brood of baby spiders..."

He has 8 legs......lucky spider. X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just reading that sent a shiver down my spine, Eeeek! "

Hello, I haven't seen you around for a while.

I think I have a team of spiders trying to catch me. I can't leave my house without have to break through the webs at my front door every morning. I fear that if I don't go out for three days when I open the door the webs will be so thick I will be trapped. Then they'll eat me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True fact:

Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.

Sleep well...

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

good job you weren't opening tins.

It might have been a can of worms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good job you weren't opening tins.

It might have been a can of worms"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True fact:

Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.

Sleep well..."

On average... I haven't eaten any... So who's eaten sixteen...???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so you assaulted them lol"

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Spiders rub their willies on your face while you are asleep!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True fact:

Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.

Sleep well...

On average... I haven't eaten any... So who's eaten sixteen...??? "

Probably me seeing as they live in my salt ....

Spiders on chips ?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"My last Border Collie was called Spider "

OT, but I love collies. Ive had three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True fact:

Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.

Sleep well..."

Not in fact true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just reading that sent a shiver down my spine, Eeeek!

Hello, I haven't seen you around for a while.

I think I have a team of spiders trying to catch me. I can't leave my house without have to break through the webs at my front door every morning. I fear that if I don't go out for three days when I open the door the webs will be so thick I will be trapped. Then they'll eat me.

"

Yes im back & Hello to you too!

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"My last Border Collie was called Spider

OT, but I love collies. Ive had three "
is that collies or collars lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill Shear, the former president of the American Arachnological Society told Scientific American that spiders have absolutely zero interest in humans and “regard us much like they’d regard a big rock... We’re so large that we’re really just part of the landscape.”

But wouldn’t that mean they could crawl all over us at will?

Well, no. Let’s forget that we’re giant rocks for a second and consider that spiders use vibrations to warn them of danger, vibrations that most certainly would be caused by all the random and unflattering noises we make while we sleep including snoring, drooling, farting and chortling.

So, while it’s entirely possible to swallow a spider in your sleep, professor Shear says “it would be a strictly random event”.

If that doesn’t assail your fears though, we suggest sleeping with the window closed ... or at the very least, your mouth.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Where's the mummy spider?

"

I saw it earlier. It was peeking out of some woman's knickers in the new pics gallery. It was bloody mahoosive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand spiders, not many things I dislike but they are gross, can't stand the way they move, nippy little buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bill Shear, the former president of the American Arachnological Society told Scientific American that spiders have absolutely zero interest in humans and “regard us much like they’d regard a big rock... We’re so large that we’re really just part of the landscape.”

But wouldn’t that mean they could crawl all over us at will?

Well, no. Let’s forget that we’re giant rocks for a second and consider that spiders use vibrations to warn them of danger, vibrations that most certainly would be caused by all the random and unflattering noises we make while we sleep including snoring, drooling, farting and chortling.

So, while it’s entirely possible to swallow a spider in your sleep, professor Shear says “it would be a strictly random event”.

If that doesn’t assail your fears though, we suggest sleeping with the window closed ... or at the very least, your mouth.

"

Killjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh thats me always crashing in and spoiling the fun...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The spider swallowing myth was started by a journalist as an experiment to see how fast a rumour would spread... A bit like the Sydney University rubbish some people put on their profile...

If you really don't like spiders try chestnut spray or chestnuts with holed drilled through them near windows and doors. Apparently spiders don't like the smell... Could just be another myth though...

If you want some real scary spiders we have some false widows in our conservatory...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bill Shear, the former president of the American Arachnological Society told Scientific American that spiders have absolutely zero interest in humans and “regard us much like they’d regard a big rock... We’re so large that we’re really just part of the landscape.”

But wouldn’t that mean they could crawl all over us at will?

Well, no. Let’s forget that we’re giant rocks for a second and consider that spiders use vibrations to warn them of danger, vibrations that most certainly would be caused by all the random and unflattering noises we make while we sleep including snoring, drooling, farting and chortling.

So, while it’s entirely possible to swallow a spider in your sleep, professor Shear says “it would be a strictly random event”.

If that doesn’t assail your fears though, we suggest sleeping with the window closed ... or at the very least, your mouth.

"

I have had one in my mouth at night. I woke up thinking it was my hair.

It wasn't as bad as the mouse in my hair though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't trust them. 8 legs, 8 eyes, spin a thread stronger than steel. Inject poison that dissolves their prey inside their exoskeleton and then suck it back .... That is no normal creature, that is alien. Yuk!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"True fact:

Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.

Sleep well..."

Is that why you live up a tree

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"True fact:

Each year you swallow an average of 8 spiders in your sleep.

Sleep well...

Is that why you live up a tree "

Who lives up a tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha can you imagine if we were all spiders.... the site would be full of women. Because once they mate mummy spider eats daddy

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

The old saying is if you want live and thrive let a spider run alive.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"My last Border Collie was called Spider

OT, but I love collies. Ive had three is that collies or collars lol"

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Would prob like Spiders if they didn't look so spiderish and looked more kittenish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrified of spiders yet my daughter has a pet tarantula called fluffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now "

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Years ago in Australia my bf and I came home late one night to find our usually white living room ceiling and suddenly become black....it was totally covered in baby Huntsman spiders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone "

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't. "

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no"

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha"

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me"

Shower curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains. "

That's understandable, in with you there

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By *ngineergalWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

ahh but spiders can be any where on a car like blow it or even in the engine bay. had that a lot when working on cars

I am a spider free zone "

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By *etentMan
over a year ago

maidstone


"Years ago in Australia my bf and I came home late one night to find our usually white living room ceiling and suddenly become black....it was totally covered in baby Huntsman spiders!"

I would have moved house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there "

Lmao. Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there

Lmao. Really?"

Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there

Lmao. Really?

Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe "

That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there

Lmao. Really?

Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe

That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight"

We can curl up together and make fire...

Sorry I'm a bad man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there

Lmao. Really?

Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe

That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight

We can curl up together and make fire...

Sorry I'm a bad man lol "

Sounds decent to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there

Lmao. Really?

Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe

That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight

We can curl up together and make fire...

Sorry I'm a bad man lol

Sounds decent to me"

But a spider hiding in the shower curtain...... I'm done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a spider living in my wing mirror. That little bastard survived many car washes.

One day i find my mirror covered in baby spiders. I thought it was pretty rude of then to reside without permission so I jet washed them. They're dead now

I'd have burned my car

I am a spider free zone

I don't mind them really. I just think they're rude being in places they shouldn't.

I don't mind you at all

Ha, anyway..... Spiders ...big no

Hehe well that's good

Ahh they're lovely really. Although I'm rather scared of things much more ridiculous so it's all good haha

Ridiculous you say.... Try me

Shower curtains.

That's understandable, in with you there

Lmao. Really?

Ye totally, the thought of it touching my skin......... Cringe

That thought actually makes me want to curl up in the corner and set my self alight

We can curl up together and make fire...

Sorry I'm a bad man lol

Sounds decent to me

But a spider hiding in the shower curtain...... I'm done "

This happened to me once when I had a meet !!!!! I had to get him to rescue me !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best go check my spider infested kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Thanks I really appreciate that

You removed them thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 18/07/14 06:45:34]

Thanks I really appreciate that

You removed them thanks xx "

I'm very nice like that xxxx

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