FabSwingers.com forum: Raiserection

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Calling all women!!!

I have just had a near death experience and I'm in need of Raiserection, having been mentioned on a 'Who I'd like to meet' thread.

Admittedly it was attempted murder by Mr Who, the evil half brother of the good Doctor, trying to induce a heart attack.

I have survived having been dead to Fab for over 15 minutes.

Although, as a Witch Doctor,I am used to these alternate reality experiences I am now in need of some serious attention.

No need for CRBs. Nurses uniforms, if you don't have one already, are available from LoveHoney at special offer price;-)

If you don't want to wear the uniform, clothing of your choice or complete lack of it

is fine by me. It's the attention that matters after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.

( I'm trying to help you out here mate)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.

( I'm trying to help you out here mate)"

It's critical I just hope I'm not UNLOS before help arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has rigor mortis set in yet?.....I'll wait a while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.

( I'm trying to help you out here mate)

It's critical I just hope I'm not UNLOS before help arrives

Or UNLA (User No Longer Alive)!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has rigor mortis set in yet?.....I'll wait a while....

Err no...not yet....there's still hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My black magic is strong, you may need the services of two or three nurses for you to fully recover.

( I'm trying to help you out here mate)

It's critical I just hope I'm not UNLOS before help arrives

Or UNLA (User No Longer Alive)!"

DTF Dead to Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atleast ur profile is stil here so we can see who we r missing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Atleast ur profile is stil here so we can see who we r missing lol

Ooh hello. Nice of you to pop in and see me in my darkest hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in the sun with a beer that will sort you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just admit I thought that was a shitty attempt at spelling "resurrection" until I look again and realised the clever play-on-wording

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up doc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit in the sun with a beer that will sort you out

Nope doesn't help with Raiserection lol but nice thought. Too many causes Droopingcock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's up doc?

Not alot yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just admit I thought that was a shitty attempt at spelling "resurrection" until I look again and realised the clever play-on-wording

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god! Mr Who wanted to meet me too!

Didn't realise it was to murder me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's up doc?

Not alot yet

Oh dear!! Something needs the kiss of life!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good god! Mr Who wanted to meet me too!

Didn't realise it was to murder me

He's lethal with his screwdriver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's up doc?

Not alot yet

Oh dear!! Something needs the kiss of life!!"

Now that might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's up doc?

Not alot yet

Oh dear!! Something needs the kiss of life!!

Now that might work

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Night Nuuuuuuurseeeeee! Thats what ya need!

( singing it now! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's up doc?

Not alot yet

Oh dear!! Something needs the kiss of life!!

Now that might work

Batting the eyelashes is a start I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night Nuuuuuuurseeeeee! Thats what ya need!

( singing it now! ) "

I'm singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Night Nuuuuuuurseeeeee! Thats what ya need!

( singing it now! )

I'm singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results!

Hey. You can't kid a kidder

I thought you werw my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results!

Hey. You can't kid a kidder

I thought you were my friend

I am - I've got my uniform out ready!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's an old remedy that sticking yr cock into a wasps nest will cure what ails you ! Try it & I'll examine the results!

Hey. You can't kid a kidder

I thought you were my friend

I am - I've got my uniform out ready!

Oooooooh goody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you Matron...ooooh errrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god! Mr Who wanted to meet me too!

Didn't realise it was to murder me

I wouldn't murder you! I may however lock you away and keep that ass all to myself!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is

Thank God you're here

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP

But don't worry, I've brought a few back to life with my bedside manners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP

I like the blowing gently and the massage oil. No need for the shears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raiserection takes time, lots of time. First you blow gently, then you massage with oil and if the feckers is still dead, just get the garden shears and RIP

But don't worry, I've brought a few back to life with my bedside manners

I bet you have

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has he died?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is

Thank God you're here

Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish

Are you feeling any better now ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient

Four women and you - I know many with that fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is

Thank God you're here

Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish

Are you feeling any better now ? "

Fookin hell my pecker is perky now you got peckish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient

Four women and you - I know many with that fantasy.

Yeah but none have needed Raiserection

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is

Thank God you're here

Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish

Are you feeling any better now ?

Fookin hell my pecker is perky now you got peckish

I do hope your pecker's name is Peter or Percy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient

You can thank me later mate...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the one you meant? God knows where my stethoscope is

Thank God you're here

Sorry I was too hot with the nurses outfit on. And got a bit peckish

Are you feeling any better now ?

Fookin hell my pecker is perky now you got peckish

I do hope your pecker's name is Peter or Percy.

You can call it what you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm still alive Iona, Hazel, Queenie and Bambi are doing their best but I'm a very demanding patient

You can thank me later mate...

A few beers will be in order next time in the area

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