FabSwingers.com forum: big fucking dirty liar!!

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Let's play a game. The game is, make up an over the top, ridiculous lie about the person above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played left back for Barcelona in last years champions league final

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

Was the left couple pictured having sex in the car park in Belfast xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to Yorkshire. Is really a Frenchman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once rode a segway from Liverpool to London avoiding motorways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/14 12:14:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never removes his posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose jizz is what Worcestershire sauce taste is based on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was George Michael's cottaging advisor

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has a pet antelope called Richard & feeds it the mashed up balls of alpine goats. Has been charged with animal cruelty & expects a hefty fine & the removal of Richard from his custody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was George Michael's cottaging advisor "

Is the queen of BasVegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a stunt double for Camron Diaz

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

Won the Ms World Gilf award!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a highly spirited leprechaun, that's lives at the bottom of my garden.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Diet consists solely of McDonald's french fries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once wrestled of a lion with an old wellie

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Optimus-Primed - he's actualy a Decepticon called Megadicktron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was first person in space to wear a bra

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By *obbyboomMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Really an undercover fashion model for Anne Summers

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Really an undercover fashion model for Anne Summers"

Wears a kagool and sandals only takes them off on the 3rd saturdsy in every month when he chairs his local train spotters club meets,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a Teddy Bear called Simon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always willing to share his biscuits.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always willing to share his biscuits....."

Is married to paddy and says he's never owned a goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always willing to share his biscuits.....

Is married to paddy and says he's never owned a goat "

.....and so many kids!!!!!! Lol

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Runs special night trips to the sun and in his spare time extracts badger hair with a tweezers to make false beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a researcher at Sydney University.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Can't walk in heels xxx

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

Can walk in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo. Cutting liar!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Doesn't wonder he knows it all and he's not from Yorkshire he's a goddamned soft southerner hehe

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

"Doesn't wonder he knows it all and he's not from Yorkshire he's a goddamned soft southerner hehe

can you check my credentials are up to date please

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has several things in common with posh spice, has bunnions from wearimg heels, can t sing, denies having a boob jod and the cock between the legs is called David

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Lives near Aldi really which is opposite farm foods!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught interfering with a dog.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Lives near Aldi really which is opposite farm foods!!"

My wife said I reminded her of a supermarket, I said "because I ve got everything you need,?" "no!" she said " its because you re lidl,!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got caught covering Jude Law in Jam and trying to lick it off

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Used to be responsible for buying Jeremy Clarkson's jeans. x

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

They discovered Otis Reading & still collect the royalties from his first 5 hit singles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was responsible for the killing of Osama bin laden and also invented the mullet haircut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be Prince Charles right hand man, but got fed up of being mouth fucked every day and arse fucked every bday and Christmas.

What

well his profile does say he's straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was John Holmes cock double and she did the shower scenes for Demi Moore In GI Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunderland ticket holder and Mike Ashley's love child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undergoing a sex change

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Sunderland ticket holder and Mike Ashley's love child "
Has got a nice bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a traffic warden

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Hates curvy women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undergoing a sex change "

ha ha , jokes on you. I have just got the tool kit out and am performing a sex change op with my Black and Decker as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually German

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Zephyr72 - is named for his car, the one he insists in shagging in on all meets whilst going through the McDonald's Drive through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real name is Trevor Testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Undergoing a sex change

ha ha , jokes on you. I have just got the tool kit out and am performing a sex change op with my Black and Decker as we speak

Oh dear I've never been a good liar

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Zephyr72 - is named for his car, the one he insists in shagging in on all meets whilst going through the McDonald's Drive through.

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Tina is a hooker

For Wigan warriors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was spit roasted by two bi men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zephyr72 - is named for his car, the one he insists in shagging in on all meets whilst going through the McDonald's Drive through.

Tina is a hooker

For Wigan warriors"

Blue Zulu was on Jeremy Kyle for humping his mates mrs

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Lipgloss is my next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost a little toe in a freak accident at a petrol station in Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once climbed Big Ben to turn back time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipgloss will fuck anyone with a pulse anytime anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in the SAS

He who dares Rodney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in the SAS

He who dares Rodney"

They love messages from single guys saying 'fancy a fuck'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once spent four hours waiting for a sensible forum answer to a serious question.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Was the first animal to be cloned, before Dolly the sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once spent four hours waiting for a sensible forum answer to a serious question. "

And is still holding out hope that one day it may happen

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By *atlady555Woman
over a year ago

Reading

Once did the London marathon dressed in a fishnets and a pink basque and 5 inch heels

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Catlady55 - has the death mark on her in 7 systems and spends her time hanging out in Cantinas as she has an aversion to droids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina had a breast reduction last year.

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

Is running for president of the USA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a parachute jump off Blackpool tower wearing stockings and suspender's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopper20 loves the Telford. He works for Telford and Wrekin Tourist board. Loves the Telford.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chopper20 loves the Telford. He works for Telford and Wrekin Tourist board. Loves the Telford."

Erectjim just can't get it up

Nosoerectjim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipgloss had to leave the convent after seducing the mother superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lipgloss had to leave the convent after seducing the mother superior

Private parts tried to break into the convent with a 12 pack of condoms and a bottle of lambrini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lipgloss had to leave the convent after seducing the mother superior

Private parts tried to break into the convent with a 12 pack of condoms and a bottle of lambrini"

thats a lie it was a bottle of asti

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

PrivateParts used to be called Major Appendage, but then following a trip to Skegness had to change his name for legal reasons that I am forbidden to divulge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina's tits used to be a lot bigger until she got them trapped in a lift door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tina's tits used to be a lot bigger until she got them trapped in a lift door"

PrivateParts spends his weekends being a fluffer in porn movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tina's tits used to be a lot bigger until she got them trapped in a lift door

PrivateParts spends his weekends being a fluffer in porn movies

Scrumdiddlyumptious is actually a single fem posing as a man!!!!!

( she thought she'd get more meets)

Shock horror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/14 20:30:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tina's tits used to be a lot bigger until she got them trapped in a lift door

PrivateParts spends his weekends being a fluffer in porn movies

Scrumdiddlyumptious is actually a single fem posing as a man!!!!!

( she thought she'd get more meets)

Shock horror"

Her username was inspired by her favourite song from Pulp's 1994 album His 'N' Hers.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

His bum was used as a stunt double for julia roberts in the film Pretty Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His bum was used as a stunt double for julia roberts in the film Pretty Woman"

never noticed she had a hairy arse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Attends Morris Dancing classes every other Thursday and is an expert basket weaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He "is" Spartacus

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

He has three bums

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

They Commute to work by skydiving

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"They Commute to work by skydiving "

That's no lie.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Wondering Yorkshireman - he spends his weekends on giant chess sets playing as a bishop. He has originally hoping to play as Ripley or Hicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They both slept with Simon Cowell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wondering Yorkshireman - he spends his weekends on giant chess sets playing as a bishop. He has originally hoping to play as Ripley or Hicks.

Those boobs are real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a lion bar style cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really the krankies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a lion bar style cock"

Roar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps tropical fish in his underpants.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Likes to have jizz on her cornflakes in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to be called Alice

Wk ends only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only plays with Alice xxxx. Oh it's only at the weekends tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to be called Alice

Wk ends only

Is a catalogue man and wears a fake torso wig to get assignments.

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

"Wondering Yorkshireman - he spends his weekends on giant chess sets playing as a bishop. He has originally hoping to play as Ripley or Hicks.

Bugger, I need to change my paparazzi disguise again.

Anyone seen the giant 6 foot condom that was last seen in 'the biggest cock on fab thread?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i drove my car 1001 miles on a gallon of petrol............

...........my mate was pushing....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Play s the euphoniium in an ooompah band, not for the leather pants,

heard that there were guys in the band with a big horn,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented the soda stream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invented the soda stream "

Uses Mr Polk's photo as the avatar

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

"Invented the soda stream

Uses Mr Polk's photo as the avatar

Has an artificial penis, runs on clever hydraulics

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Your Darkest Desire was the inspiration for Austin Powers, yeah, baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a female pretending to be a male dressed as a female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are both related to Elton john

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fires beef burgers at swans!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is in hawaii reciting the complete works of shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sells her hair to make merkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sells her hair to make merkins

Thats not a bad idea

Flashes her magnificent boobs to the Sainsburys car washers every Thursday evening

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Gets so wet she can't sit on leather seats cos she just slides off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

runs naked down the high street everynight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His parts aren't as private as he likes to suggest.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

"runs naked down the high street everynight

You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"runs naked down the high street everynight

You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way

balls

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

"runs naked down the high street everynight

You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way

balls

Yup them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a vicar in real life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually a vicar in real life...

hes really a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a secret past as a cow worrier for the belgian environmental department, to ensure the population of bovine do not suffer from nerves or tardiness when faced with procreation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"runs naked down the high street everynight

You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way

balls

Yup them too

believes running down the street with big ben tied to is balls won't hurt

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

evenly

"runs naked down the high street everynight

You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way

balls

Yup them too

believes running down the street with big ben tied to is balls won't hurt

Stands in the street naked so everyone can see parts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"runs naked down the high street everynight

You forgot about the little bells I tie to my willy, jingling and jangling all the way

balls

Yup them too

believes running down the street with big ben tied to is balls won't hurt

Stands in the street naked so everyone can see parts ! "

actually finds the thought of sex abhorant due to getting bought a sexy nun outfit for xmas, but taking it far too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sells her hair to make merkins

Thats not a bad idea

Flashes her magnificent boobs to the Sainsburys car washers every Thursday evening"

Thank you for the magnificent xx Actually, that's not a bad idea either LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for letting me do you up the bum and shoot my load all over your great tits

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