FabSwingers.com forum: Human rights

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So it appears the 2nd phase of Operation UKIP Voter Appeasement has started.

If I was someone threatened with deportation possibly to face torture or death for some belief or lifestyle, then what really I want is that decision being made by a load of people only interested in making the popular choice and/or toeing the party line to keep themselves in a job, rather than someone who would do the right thing. Just because that person is johnny foreigner and he doesnt understand British values. Which are.....errr....hang on had one a minute ago.....errr...death to the aristocracy? Sorry, that's France isn't it. And don't get me started on those cheese eating surrender monkeys, coming over here 400 years ago, raping all our garlic and stealing our women.

I digress, There have obviously been a series of focus groups within government to find the most anti-libertarian policies they can think of and get them implemented. Can anyone think of any great ones they'd like to see?

I think that once a year every TV channel should be forced to simulcast the episode of Only Fools and Horses where Delboy falls through the bar. It will be compulsory to watch and using the new DRIP powers your home will be monitored, if much mirth is not detected you're obviously not British and the black vans will be round for you shortly.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are sorting out those who are really in danger from the many more economic refugees who claim to be under threat but are really after a better standard of living. I would assume the government get the best qualified people to do that.