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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having read quite a few posts regarding untidy backgrounds in photos and peoples thoughts on the personal cleanliness of the person/persons involved i find it more than a little strange that some of those commenting allow pets to sleep on their bed and even lick their face.

Captain Chaos

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

What about nose tickling ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Having read quite a few posts regarding untidy backgrounds in photos and peoples thoughts on the personal cleanliness of the person/persons involved i find it more than a little strange that some of those commenting allow pets to sleep on their bed and even lick their face.

Captain Chaos "

I sleep with a very clean cat in my armpit most nights. Nowt wrong with that, it is the natural order of life!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Imagine trying your best to cough a pube up only when its finally extracted you realise its a cat hair. Minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine trying your best to cough a pube up only when its finally extracted you realise its a cat hair. Minging"

Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine trying your best to cough a pube up only when its finally extracted you realise its a cat hair. Minging"

I hate it when you find a pube in your mouth when you are licking a ladys fanjita... as you know it must have come from her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having read quite a few posts regarding untidy backgrounds in photos and peoples thoughts on the personal cleanliness of the person/persons involved i find it more than a little strange that some of those commenting allow pets to sleep on their bed and even lick their face.

Captain Chaos

I sleep with a very clean cat in my armpit most nights. Nowt wrong with that, it is the natural order of life!

"

Have you ever woken up thinking you need to shave your armpits ? My cat dribbles, he's not coming anywhere near my bed.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Imagine trying your best to cough a pube up only when its finally extracted you realise its a cat hair. Minging

I hate it when you find a pube in your mouth when you are licking a ladys fanjita... as you know it must have come from her arse "

Id prefer that to a cats arse. Animals hairs are slightly thinner. I can tell the difference a mile off. It fucking offends me.

Hope this inspires someone to create 'Whats the worst thing you have found in someone else's privates'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine trying your best to cough a pube up only when its finally extracted you realise its a cat hair. Minging

I hate it when you find a pube in your mouth when you are licking a ladys fanjita... as you know it must have come from her arse

Id prefer that to a cats arse. Animals hairs are slightly thinner. I can tell the difference a mile off. It fucking offends me.

Hope this inspires someone to create 'Whats the worst thing you have found in someone else's privates'?"
a petrol strimmer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always lick the pussy clean before placing it back on the bed

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my cat not to sleep on the bed or sofa- she stopped laughing long enough to curl up for a snooze on the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lot are a bloody lost cause aint ya, here was me trying to conduct a bit of social research and what do you do ?

Take the bloody piss thats what, im off to write a letter to my MP im that miffed.

Bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our kitten had to be locked out of the bedroom this afternoon. I was trying to have a little me time with my toys and phone and he kept jumping on the bed and getting in the shot. He wasn't happy about it,he kept launching himself against the door but I'd wedged it shut. It's rare I play alone and nothing was stopping me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our kitten had to be locked out of the bedroom this afternoon. I was trying to have a little me time with my toys and phone and he kept jumping on the bed and getting in the shot. He wasn't happy about it,he kept launching himself against the door but I'd wedged it shut. It's rare I play alone and nothing was stopping me "
has the kitten ever watched ? Mine has voyerism, with no bullshit

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitten had to be locked out of the bedroom this afternoon. I was trying to have a little me time with my toys and phone and he kept jumping on the bed and getting in the shot. He wasn't happy about it,he kept launching himself against the door but I'd wedged it shut. It's rare I play alone and nothing was stopping me has the kitten ever watched ? Mine has voyerism, with no bullshit

Her"

Later on one of my regular men came around and the kitten hid in the tv stand. I couldn't subject him to what we were going to do so I dragged him out and locked him in the bedroom

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I have to make sure my kitten is shut downstairs if I'm playing...she's a complete tart (don't know where that comes from), loves strange men (again, no idea how that came about) and is a nosey git...so after an evening which saw my gentleman caller with a long scratch on his leg when she hared up the stairs and onto the bed in pursuit of whatever it is that kittens pursue, I find it best to make sure she can't join me when I have company

With regards to the sleeping on my bed and licking my face - yep, it happens...yep, my house has cat hair and yep, my cleaner makes sure the cat hair is hoovered up once a week - that'll do for me and if it doesn't do for others then that's also fine by me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Having read quite a few posts regarding untidy backgrounds in photos and peoples thoughts on the personal cleanliness of the person/persons involved i find it more than a little strange that some of those commenting allow pets to sleep on their bed and even lick their face.

Captain Chaos "
And?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our kitten had to be locked out of the bedroom this afternoon. I was trying to have a little me time with my toys and phone and he kept jumping on the bed and getting in the shot. He wasn't happy about it,he kept launching himself against the door but I'd wedged it shut. It's rare I play alone and nothing was stopping me has the kitten ever watched ? Mine has voyerism, with no bullshit

Her

Later on one of my regular men came around and the kitten hid in the tv stand. I couldn't subject him to what we were going to do so I dragged him out and locked him in the bedroom "
lol do you reckon he was traumatised by the noise

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having read quite a few posts regarding untidy backgrounds in photos and peoples thoughts on the personal cleanliness of the person/persons involved i find it more than a little strange that some of those commenting allow pets to sleep on their bed and even lick their face.

Captain Chaos "

He he he good point critters should be kept downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot are a bloody lost cause aint ya, here was me trying to conduct a bit of social research and what do you do ?

Take the bloody piss thats what, im off to write a letter to my MP im that miffed.

Bitches "

start a petition x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to make sure my kitten is shut downstairs if I'm playing...she's a complete tart (don't know where that comes from), loves strange men (again, no idea how that came about) and is a nosey git...so after an evening which saw my gentleman caller with a long scratch on his leg when she hared up the stairs and onto the bed in pursuit of whatever it is that kittens pursue, I find it best to make sure she can't join me when I have company

With regards to the sleeping on my bed and licking my face - yep, it happens...yep, my house has cat hair and yep, my cleaner makes sure the cat hair is hoovered up once a week - that'll do for me and if it doesn't do for others then that's also fine by me "

Maybe i put it wrong Caz,My house is a zoo and if i was with a female getting down to the horizontal tango the last thing i would be concentrating on would be animal hairs.

It was more that i find it hypocritical for people to criticize pictures where there is an untidy (not spick and span) background and surmising that the person must be unhygienic when they themselves will happily let a dog or cat do their business in the garden, stick their noses in their own dirt, Tread in it and then jump on a bed.

I think the term those who live in glass houses is what im looking for.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitten had to be locked out of the bedroom this afternoon. I was trying to have a little me time with my toys and phone and he kept jumping on the bed and getting in the shot. He wasn't happy about it,he kept launching himself against the door but I'd wedged it shut. It's rare I play alone and nothing was stopping me has the kitten ever watched ? Mine has voyerism, with no bullshit

Her

Later on one of my regular men came around and the kitten hid in the tv stand. I couldn't subject him to what we were going to do so I dragged him out and locked him in the bedroom lol do you reckon he was traumatised by the noise

Her"

We hadn't started. I think he was trying to get a good view point

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