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So I'm just sitting here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...typing by the window in my cotton joggers and vest. I stretch and turn towards the window, glance up and down the street, and the girl from the beauty salon across the street is copping an eyeful.

I look away, carry on, drink my coffee and forget about it. A few minutes later, I look back. Still copping an eyeful.

I look away. Carry on typing, drinking coffee. I look back, she's drinking coffee, copping an eyeful. I look away. Repeat.

I look back, she's on her phone, copping an eyeful. I laugh out loud. I can't help it.

The local basketcase, can of lager in one hand and a fag in the other, hears me, sees me, then starts laughing and babbling nonsense, walking around in circles...

Yeah I better get dressed now!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Are you wearing crotchless joggers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you wearing crotchless joggers? "

*Looks down...*

No they still have a few good months left in them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are you wearing crotchless joggers?

*Looks down...*

No they still have a few good months left in them "

Are you wearing Marvel undies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you wearing crotchless joggers?

*Looks down...*

No they still have a few good months left in them Are you wearing Marvel undies?"

Noooo, I don't have any

It's probably my guns and my lovely toned shoulders, that'll be it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or your neighbour was washing his windows naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's probably wondering why a grown man is wearing joggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or your neighbour was washing his windows naked "

If he was, she wasn't looking through his window

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's probably wondering why a grown man is wearing joggers. "

Just to be sure, those greyb cotton sweatpants that only grown men seem to wear (because they're not black Northface trackies)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wave "

She's retired to the desk for texting

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