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Women are flocking to my profile!!!!

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain

Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep taking the tablets you will recover lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then he woke up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It was just a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been one hell of a dream lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here. I find writing really aggressively in caps locks and making a long list of do's and don'ts helps. Oh and blocking any ladies who don't have an extreme close up of their pissflaps helps too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same here. I find writing really aggressively in caps locks and making a long list of do's and don'ts helps. Oh and blocking any ladies who don't have an extreme close up of their pissflaps helps too."

Using John Holmes cock shots on ya profile helps too...

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain


"

Using John Holmes cock shots on ya profile helps too..."

Speak for yourself. I use my own cock for my photos. The women love it.

Oh, and seventeen of you peeked. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!"

Was the bed wet too, when you woke up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhaps we should get a joint profile to help reduce the backlog .. but then you may have to deal with more than you have already

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain

Was the bed wet. The last six have been squirters or gushers. Of course it was wet.

In fact, I had to call in red Adair because one lady was sooooo wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha really?

You are on the wind up right lol

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain


"Hahahaha really?

You are on the wind up right lol"
i have the opposite problem to all those people who can't get a meet. It's not surprising!! Some of us have it. And some of us don't. Lol.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!"

Send them my way

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain


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Send them my way "
send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not surprised with that jumper pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe change your aftershave. Are you wearing Joop and Lynx? That does tend to turn women wild!!!

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain

I'm wearing brut. Et tu, brute?

I find my hi karate aftershave sends the women wild too. But for pure unbridled lust the old spice goes down a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By far the best forum thread I have read!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the bed wet. The last six have been squirters or gushers. Of course it was wet.

In fact, I had to call in red Adair because one lady was sooooo wet.

"

Didn't Red Adair put fires out?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know. "

You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are

You could not handle me sweetheart

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By *orkshirePudMan
over a year ago

between your thighs..

Tickled me this thread

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Let me at him!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only assume he started this to get people to look at his profile. Problem is his expected it to be how you slow down to look at the sexy woman in a summer dress but it's more like slowing down to look at a car crash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoy probably need to rent office space and hire staff it will lighten the amin burden and enable you to concetrate on the job in hand.

That's what I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.

You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are

You could not handle me sweetheart "

But I can and did

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain


"

Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.

You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are

You could not handle me sweetheart "
I've Had plenty of practice. I can handle anyone.

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain


"I can only assume he started this to get people to look at his profile. Problem is his expected it to be how you slow down to look at the sexy woman in a summer dress but it's more like slowing down to look at a car crash!!"
you are just jealous of my animal magnetism. And that I thought of it before you.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

OP from Stroud..could be mistaken, but seem to recall reading it's status as an 'alternative' town. The availability of mind bending substances not particularly difficult..Just saying!

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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain

The op works in Stroud but is in no way connected with the town's alternative culture. I do admit that the Jeremy Kyle Land theme park is close by but I'm way too busy answering my thousands of messages to be able to spend time there.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"

Send them my way send yourself my way first. It's quid pro quo here, you know.

You're cute and have a great sense of humour BUT (there is always a Butt) I think your hands are full enough as they are

You could not handle me sweetheart

But I can and did "

And I want more

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If I was a dyslexsic Mexican I d get my taco,, and leave

theres no point in me even trying, its hunks like you that make it so hard for the average guy on here, anyone wanna give me a sympathy shag,

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"The op works in Stroud but is in no way connected with the town's alternative culture. I do admit that the Jeremy Kyle Land theme park is close by but I'm way too busy answering my thousands of messages to be able to spend time there. "

No way was I suggesting you are partaking, merely pointing out with regard to the huge physical and mental challenge facing you, your precious downtime might be enhanced by dipping into alternative 'therapy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see someone with a sense of humor not moaning about not getting meets or replies. It is strange though you have time to put a thread up about being so inundated and post in the forums if you are that busy though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, my profile is so good I have to tell women 'no, I can't meet'. I've had soooo many messages I cannot possibly answer them all and have to just delete them without reading them. These women are begging for it. They send me 'fancy a shag' messages constantly. I can't cope. What can I do? I'm here to enjoy myself but these messages and profile views are just too much. They all want me. I can't cope with it. Help!!!!"

Sorry, I just get uncontrollably horny sometimes.

I'll stop now

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