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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??

Are you all coffeeholics??

Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??

Are you all coffeeholics??

Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different "

I once spat some sweetcorn out

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Because they are coffing.

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

Aha. You didn't admit that on your sweetcorn thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're all just a little bit 'Camp'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??

Are you all coffeeholics??

Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different

I once spat some sweetcorn out "
Out of where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??

Are you all coffeeholics??

Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different

I once spat some sweetcorn out Out of where? "

Is the answer 'Urethra'?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I hate it when I choke on coffee (its as its getting cold), my eyes water and coffee comes out my nose.

Pisses me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??

Are you all coffeeholics??

Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different

I once spat some sweetcorn out Out of where? "

My Japs Eye, after banging a vegetarian up the Gary

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly "

Thats just wrong. Yuk

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly "

I remember her, she was a mellow bird.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly "

Decaffeinated or regular?

Well - obviously she'd be 'regular' with all those enemas!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly "

Nes-crap-e

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Did anyone watch that episode of Embarrassing Bodies featuring the lady addicted to coffee enemas? She spat it out regularly

Thats just wrong. Yuk"

What I found wrong wasn't her predilection for the enemas but when they told her she needed to keep the nozzle clean she put it in the dishwasher

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

lol, excellent play on words everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought most on here swallowed......I'll get my coat.

Ooo look! a tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit coffee out when reading a funny thread. Why is it never tea or milk or beer??

Are you all coffeeholics??

Try snorting something different down your hooter for a change. See if it makes your conk tingle any different

I once spat some sweetcorn out "

Now we know where that sweetcorn came from..... the friend of a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we're all just a little bit 'Camp'"

I hear that a lot what does it mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I once spat some sweetcorn out "

Marvelous interthread callback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe its swingers code, like Pampas grass and ankle chains?

For coffee read 'Jizz' and for 'spat out' read 'Just took a shot to the mouth and he came so hard it squirted out of my nose'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever coffee for me! I can't abide tea

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once nearly had a blackjack go down the wrong hole reading a comeback from Lickety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once nearly had a blackjack go down the wrong hole reading a comeback from Lickety. "

Did this black fella called Jack mind which hole he was in?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I once nearly had a blackjack go down the wrong hole reading a comeback from Lickety.

Did this black fella called Jack mind which hole he was in?"

Yes, it was my coal hole and he was most upset about the hole affair.

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