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Has anyone ever done anal and found sweetcorn under their foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a friend "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're getting more wrong as the day wears on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blegh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly spat coffee out reading that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're getting more wrong as the day wears on "

Amazing what runs through your mind when your bored and on strong painkillers

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

When will your back be better?

Still - could be worse!

Your friend of a friend might have found sweet corn under his foreskin WITHOUT doing anal !

*never wank and eat pizza at the same time - asking for trouble!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, a friend of mine did, hes a absolute man-mountain of a leprechaun though and he just laughed it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, a friend of mine did, hes a absolute man-mountain of a leprechaun though and he just laughed it off. "

Giant leprechauns are lying bastards!

I female friend of mine had a check at the gynae clinic and the found a signet ring up there. What was funny was she didnt know who's it was... and that IS a true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a friend of mine did, hes a absolute man-mountain of a leprechaun though and he just laughed it off.

Giant leprechauns are lying bastards!

I female friend of mine had a check at the gynae clinic and the found a signet ring up there. What was funny was she didnt know who's it was... and that IS a true story"

That was the first and last time The Mandarin tried fisting....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, a friend of mine did, hes a absolute man-mountain of a leprechaun though and he just laughed it off.

Giant leprechauns are lying bastards!

I female friend of mine had a check at the gynae clinic and the found a signet ring up there. What was funny was she didnt know who's it was... and that IS a true story

That was the first and last time The Mandarin tried fisting...."

Not sure citrus fruit was involved. She did once butt fuck a big Scandanavian fella with a cucumber, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that will never happen to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind the sweet corn, but the hot chillies, wowser that smarts.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not a kernel of corn no but I did find a little pellet once and Ive not done it since. Bless her she was my first girl too, her Mum n Dad were down stairs too.

Nervous

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

If you do find a piece it is perfectly ok to wash and eat it. Some of the nutrients will still be there but it will just taste of unsweetened nutty fudge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now have an image in my mind of you with a whole corn on the cob stuck in your willy! thanks for that

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you do find a piece it is perfectly ok to wash and eat it. Some of the nutrients will still be there but it will just taste of unsweetened nutty fudge. "

Thats experience isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mind the sweet corn, but the hot chillies, wowser that smarts. "

I would hesitate to bang a woman (or bloke) up the dirt box who eats a lot of peanuts.... that would smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind the sweet corn, but the hot chillies, wowser that smarts.

I would hesitate to bang a woman (or bloke) up the dirt box who eats a lot of peanuts.... that would smart "

No, its ribbed, for your pleasure!

Plus, if you're into felching, its a hazelnut in every bite.

I love to stay on Topic.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don't mind the sweet corn, but the hot chillies, wowser that smarts.

I would hesitate to bang a woman (or bloke) up the dirt box who eats a lot of peanuts.... that would smart

No, its ribbed, for your pleasure!

Plus, if you're into felching, its a hazelnut in every bite.

I love to stay on Topic. "

Plus the Hamster is going to have a great time.

Gerahnimo

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Few things make me laugh these days but like a previous comment, nearly spat my coffee out...

But seriously i am sure its not that uncommon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Well that's put me off my lunch.

*vom*

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Well that's put me off my lunch.

*vom*"

I'll have it, what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind the sweet corn, but the hot chillies, wowser that smarts.

I would hesitate to bang a woman (or bloke) up the dirt box who eats a lot of peanuts.... that would smart

No, its ribbed, for your pleasure!

Plus, if you're into felching, its a hazelnut in every bite.

I love to stay on Topic.

Plus the Hamster is going to have a great time.

Gerahnimo"

No, Lemmiwinks...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sexy thread is sexy

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Well that's put me off my lunch.

*vom*

I'll have it, what is it?"

corn on the cob

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Well that's put me off my lunch.

*vom*

I'll have it, what is it?

corn on the cob"

Send it down. Infact bring it with you, we can start on one end each and meet in the middle if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Well that's put me off my lunch.

*vom*

I'll have it, what is it?

corn on the cob

Send it down. Infact bring it with you, we can start on one end each and meet in the middle if you like?"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You have outcllassed yourself Ben.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have outcllassed yourself Ben. "

I thank you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ewwww Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creamed corn, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ewwww Ben "

What? Genuine question.

The next time I am gonna have my butt played with, I am gonna swallow dental floss 24 hours before, so they think I have worms

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ewwww Ben

What? Genuine question.

The next time I am gonna have my butt played with, I am gonna swallow dental floss 24 hours before, so they think I have worms

"

You can go off people you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwww Ben

What? Genuine question.

The next time I am gonna have my butt played with, I am gonna swallow dental floss 24 hours before, so they think I have worms

"

Swallow some whole cherries as well - it will look like you're producing a string of Anal beads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwww Ben

What? Genuine question.

The next time I am gonna have my butt played with, I am gonna swallow dental floss 24 hours before, so they think I have worms

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an empty baked bean skin on me when I pulled out, thank god I used a condom.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have an empty baked bean skin on me when I pulled out, thank god I used a condom."

Did the bean eater know they were going to get done up the bum later that day?

Takes some guts if they did, fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

save it until you find a bit of lettuce then have a salad.....

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future."

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an Urban Myth to me..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum. "

Ha You couldnt make it up

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up"

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please "

Alright then Im in

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

Alright then Im in"

All the way in or just in enough to chose a vowel

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

Alright then Im in

All the way in or just in enough to chose a bowel "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're getting more wrong as the day wears on "

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It would be better than a razor sharp cashew nut , ouch

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

Alright then Im in

All the way in or just in enough to chose a bowel

"

Oi I never said that

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

Alright then Im in

All the way in or just in enough to chose a bowel

Oi I never said that "

Haha

You can get them to set the timer for me if you like

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

Alright then Im in

All the way in or just in enough to chose a bowel

Oi I never said that

Haha

You can get them to set the timer for me if you like"

Doo doo doo dooo doooobey dooo ding

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Just when I was certain that things could not get any worse... I should never have opened this thread. I will be wiser in future.

I had the same happen to me with assorted pieces of Alphabeti Spaghetti. What a conundrum.

Ha You couldnt make it up

I'll have one from the top and two from the bottom please

Alright then Im in

All the way in or just in enough to chose a bowel

Oi I never said that

Haha

You can get them to set the timer for me if you like

Doo doo doo dooo doooobey dooo ding"

Finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I female friend of mine had a check at the gynae clinic and the found a signet ring up there. What was funny was she didnt know who's it was... and that IS a true story"

I have a friend who couldn't locate her tampax once, she knew it hadn't come out so she had to go the doctors for them to find it & remove it for her ! I'm so glad I'm not in the medical profession !

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"

I female friend of mine had a check at the gynae clinic and the found a signet ring up there. What was funny was she didnt know who's it was... and that IS a true story

I have a friend who couldn't locate her tampax once, she knew it hadn't come out so she had to go the doctors for them to find it & remove it for her ! I'm so glad I'm not in the medical profession ! "

OMG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Bump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if my knees give way whilst being done during a picnic.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I must have been away and missed this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would be better than a razor sharp cashew nut , ouch "

Thats a good Topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleurgh.. Perhaps this thread should be coupled up with the dredging thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was I 13 weeks ago to miss this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was I 13 weeks ago to miss this thread?"

Visiting the farms in Nebraska?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was doing that thing of reading sideways on the tube this evening and was reminded of this thread and others like it.

The passenger next to me was reading an article about anal deodorant and irritation caused by such!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where was I 13 weeks ago to miss this thread?

Visiting the farms in Nebraska?"

That rings a bell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeewwww!!

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By *he TrunkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not a fan of corn on the nob to be honest

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not a fan of corn on the nob to be honest "

I think Ben has been waiting 13 weeks just for your post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben, was this corn buttered or god forbid, marged?

Ask yer friends.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Just for you Medusa....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Sometimes I read a thread title and I simply know who the OP is...this is one such time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sometimes I read a thread title and I simply know who the OP is...this is one such time "
I knew too when it went up first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa...."

thanks sweet...certainly put a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I read a thread title and I simply know who the OP is...this is one such time I knew too when it went up first. "

Am I becoming predictable in my unpredictability?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...the condom i use stops that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Kept this thread quiet?!!!

I know the lads have had accidents before. Personally for me it's only been the chocolate Angel Delight!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sometimes I read a thread title and I simply know who the OP is...this is one such time I knew too when it went up first.

Am I becoming predictable in my unpredictability?"
I think some of us know your toilet humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you do find a piece it is perfectly ok to wash and eat it. Some of the nutrients will still be there but it will just taste of unsweetened nutty fudge. "

Pmsl that is nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I read a thread title and I simply know who the OP is...this is one such time I knew too when it went up first.

Am I becoming predictable in my unpredictability?I think some of us know your toilet humour."

Part of my 5 a day

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ? "

Nice arse pic... is that a line of sweetcorn up your crack?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ? "
I did for a new poster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ? I did for a new poster."

Does she like sweetcorn?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ? I did for a new poster.

Does she like sweetcorn?"
No but it made her smile.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Is this really 'Lounge suitable' topic?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is this really 'Lounge suitable' topic? "
Says the man with his tackle by a toy monkey and a Clanger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had something to eat. why did I read this? she asks herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this really 'Lounge suitable' topic? "

Could be when she's given him a blow job to say sorry for the food!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, thought this urban legend died in school!

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ?

Nice arse pic... is that a line of sweetcorn up your crack? "

Now now.. You of all people should know sweetcorn in quite some depth and the difference between it and pearls..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this really 'Lounge suitable' topic? Says the man with his tackle by a toy monkey and a Clanger? "

Very small toys at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Ugh.. Words just fail me right now..

Why on earth have we resurrected this thread ? I did for a new poster.

Does she like sweetcorn?No but it made her smile. "

I do like sweetcorn...just not chocolate coated. Now chocolate covered toffee popcorn is a different matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this really 'Lounge suitable' topic? Says the man with his tackle by a toy monkey and a Clanger? "

HA...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a whole cob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you think to my new avatar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?"

that sweetcorn looks suspiciously clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?"

that's tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

douche,douche,douche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?

that's tickled me"

I feel hurt that my knob only tickles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?

that's tickled me

I feel hurt that my knob only tickles "

It would have sounded corny to say anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?"

I just nearly choked on my own tongue laughing at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?"

You're very bored aren't you.

It looks like a very alternative Christingle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?

that's tickled me

I feel hurt that my knob only tickles

It would have sounded corny to say anything else "

*groans*

Maybe I should give peas a chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?

that's tickled me

I feel hurt that my knob only tickles

It would have sounded corny to say anything else

*groans*

Maybe I should give peas a chance?"

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen that pic and did wonder wtf?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you think to my new avatar?

that's tickled me

I feel hurt that my knob only tickles

It would have sounded corny to say anything else

*groans*

Maybe I should give peas a chance?

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy "

Would a good hard fucking make them mushy???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I do wonder at times lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do wonder at times lol "

Fancy a fuck???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

I'm no fan of corn on the nob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy

Would a good hard fucking make them mushy???"

Calls for a scientific investgation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearly spat coffee out reading that "

Oh god you guys are soooo funny...Thanks for the awesome laugh this morning...luf yer all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

I'm no fan of corn on the nob."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy

Would a good hard fucking make them mushy???

Calls for a scientific investigation

"

Anyone fancy mushy peas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy

Would a good hard fucking make them mushy???

Calls for a scientific investgation

"

Would you recommend taking them out of the tin first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will your back be better?

Still - could be worse!

Your friend of a friend might have found sweet corn under his foreskin WITHOUT doing anal !

*never wank and eat pizza at the same time - asking for trouble!

A"

That applies to Wotsits as well. They turn your cock orange and my god.....the smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa...."

oh my goodness woman...just look what you've brought back to life...even bigger and badder than before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy

Would a good hard fucking make them mushy???

Calls for a scientific investgation

"

Laughing so hard here!!!

Reminds me of a joke "What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count as one of my 5 a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When will your back be better?

Still - could be worse!

Your friend of a friend might have found sweet corn under his foreskin WITHOUT doing anal !

*never wank and eat pizza at the same time - asking for trouble!

A

That applies to Wotsits as well. They turn your cock orange and my god.....the smell! "

Thats disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

corn on the knob followed by peas on the pussy

Would a good hard fucking make them mushy???

Calls for a scientific investgation

Would you recommend taking them out of the tin first?"

definitely I saw the mess a can of baked beans made when it got overheated ... it was well and truly fucked...as was the ceiling it exploded all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa....

oh my goodness woman...just look what you've brought back to life...even bigger and badder than before lol "

Ah yes Femme is good at Raiserection

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Its the seeds from the granary loafs that do me in lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa....

oh my goodness woman...just look what you've brought back to life...even bigger and badder than before lol

Ah yes Femme is good at Raiserection "

She is a marrow fan I have been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Its the seeds from the granary loafs that do me in lol..."

yep only one thing worse than seed up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa....

oh my goodness woman...just look what you've brought back to life...even bigger and badder than before lol

Ah yes Femme is good at Raiserection

She is a marrow fan I have been told "
a marrowfat....she's a pea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Its the seeds from the granary loafs that do me in lol...

yep only one thing worse than seed up your fart pipe "

Somebody farting up your seed pipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Its the seeds from the granary loafs that do me in lol...

yep only one thing worse than seed up your fart pipe

Somebody farting up your seed pipe? "
err yeah that'd be it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa....

oh my goodness woman...just look what you've brought back to life...even bigger and badder than before lol

Ah yes Femme is good at Raiserection

She is a marrow fan I have been told a marrowfat....she's a pea?"

You calling Femme fat? Have you got life insurance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Love!!! Your picture. That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for you Medusa....

oh my goodness woman...just look what you've brought back to life...even bigger and badder than before lol

Ah yes Femme is good at Raiserection

She is a marrow fan I have been told a marrowfat....she's a pea?

You calling Femme fat? Have you got life insurance?"

Ah it said fan not fat. Where are those fucking glasses and that life insurance policy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Love!!! Your picture. That made me laugh "

Yours aren't too shoddy either! Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Love!!! Your picture. That made me laugh

Yours aren't too shoddy either! Fancy a shag? "

With a cock like that!..............who could say no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*bump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sweet corn but a split pea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the wind changes they close ya thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I can't take any more vomit worthy food/sex links

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick, fill this thread up so it goes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sweet corn but a split pea. "

Really? I think I may have found a peanut once. That grated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Can you define sweet corn .

Was it a piece of sweet corn

Was it cooked or frozen

It was it like corn on the cob

If corn on the cob was it a whole piece or cut up

Was it still wrapped in the corn on cob covering

Did it have the corn plant attAched

Was the corn plant attachéd to a field or was it. A pot

If you ask a question like that you must be a bit more specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sweet corn but a split pea. "

Now how did you find this under your foreskin please elaborate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Can you define sweet corn .

Was it a piece of sweet corn

Was it cooked or frozen

It was it like corn on the cob

If corn on the cob was it a whole piece or cut up

Was it still wrapped in the corn on cob covering

Did it have the corn plant attAched

Was the corn plant attachéd to a field or was it. A pot

If you ask a question like that you must be a bit more specific "

Like in my avatar pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found some stinking bishop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Found some stinking bishop "

Bastard catholics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sweet corn but a split pea.

Really? I think I may have found a peanut once. That grated "

For us women it's like having your chimney swept. Clears away the debris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???

Can you define sweet corn .

Was it a piece of sweet corn

Was it cooked or frozen

It was it like corn on the cob

If corn on the cob was it a whole piece or cut up

Was it still wrapped in the corn on cob covering

Did it have the corn plant attAched

Was the corn plant attachéd to a field or was it. A pot

If you ask a question like that you must be a bit more specific

Like in my avatar pic "

No your pic is incorrect it clear States sweet corn under foreskin

That sweet corn is clearly stuck

On with superglue and is

Clearly seen so not under fore skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sweet corn but a split pea.

Now how did you find this under your foreskin please elaborate "

Well,let me explain. It wasn't my actual cock. You see,women don't have a cock or a foreskin. It didn't actually happen either,it was a fake event. I've never had a man pull anything except his cock out of my arse. I'm a clean bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sweet corn but a split pea.

Now how did you find this under your foreskin please elaborate

Well,let me explain. It wasn't my actual cock. You see,women don't have a cock or a foreskin. It didn't actually happen either,it was a fake event. I've never had a man pull anything except his cock out of my arse. I'm a clean bean "

Baked bean skins sucks ass during anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/15 21:25:19]

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Nice one Ben that tickled me . made Tracey and me laugh

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

We never have this problem cos hubby's a cut cock

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Yes, a friend of mine did, hes a absolute man-mountain of a leprechaun though and he just laughed it off.

Giant leprechauns are lying bastards!

I female friend of mine had a check at the gynae clinic and the found a signet ring up there. What was funny was she didnt know who's it was... and that IS a true story"

My PRECIOUS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/15 22:11:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunder time....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Eeeeewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I can look at sweetcorn in he same way, defo off my Sunday lunch menu for future reference

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Found a Tattoo Under the Foreskin Today..

Was Quite an unexpected Surprise !!!

That's got to Hurt ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did ass to mouth once and could taste last nights curry......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did ass to mouth once and could taste last nights curry......"

What kind of curry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... or is it just a friend of a friend that has done it???"

Just keep it quiet dude, - just think of where the world's most expensive coffee comes from & then think...... -drum roll - ££££££££££££££££££'s

*But shoosh, I've a cunning 50/50 plan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*50/50 'SHARE' plan! Ö

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in medical profession and love to do that.Oh the situations we get into......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*bump*

Seems relevant at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bump*

Seems relevant at the moment "

That's tickled me

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bump*

Seems relevant at the moment "

Funny fucker!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Indeed...

anyone for stuffed marrow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Jason or Freddie, this thread refuses to die...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wish I hadn't read this thread

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I hadn't read this thread

Red "

same

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Talk about the zeitgeist !!!

Awesome... well played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwww Ben

What? Genuine question.

The next time I am gonna have my butt played with, I am gonna swallow dental floss 24 hours before, so they think I have worms

Swallow some whole cherries as well - it will look like you're producing a string of Anal beads. "

Top tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha...i remember this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but only cause someone fucked me with a corn on the cob from kfc, then fucked me with their cock and what was left in me....came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one look at the title and i shuddered

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Happy anniversary...

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