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If you were fingering someone's arse and they farted...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... would it whistle???

... if so, what tune???

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Disney

7 Dwarfs

Whistle why you work

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

or While

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disney

7 Dwarfs

Whistle why you work"

You anally fingered 7 dwarfs??? Were any of them Happy?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Emphasis on the word 'if'.

I have never ever fingered a dwarf's arse.

But If I did I'd go straight for 'Grumpy'

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Dixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

76 Trombones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those painkillers are in full swing now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... would it whistle???

... if so, what tune???"

Wind beneath my wings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... would it whistle???

... if so, what tune???

Wind beneath my wings"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whose arse it was I think

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

As a saxophone and clarinet player I would think I could do requests !!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ride like the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a saxophone and clarinet player I would think I could do requests !!"

Wouldn't want any Careless Whispers slipping out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course in a bi mmf threesome you could end up Blowing in the Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow your whistles baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder if you could get the Flight of the Bumblebee out of a nice tight butt???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One step beyond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's have to be a hell of a case of trapped wind for that one

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It would smell of quality streets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just died in your arms tonight.

Or

Golden brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were going in and out at the time, probably a slide whistle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjEchyxy4qg

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By *IDNIGHTMADNESSMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Wind of change. Scorpions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fun thread.

How about "whistle while I work it" by Chester see. ( honestly, search for it on spotify)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wind of change. Scorpions. "

Are you listening to Absolute by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suppose the Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers album if they are very windy

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then "

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be "

At least I can blame the drugs!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

At least I can blame the drugs!"
Sniffing yesterdays underpants doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

At least I can blame the drugs!Sniffing yesterdays underpants doesn't count. "

It does if its where I store my Novacaine!

Could be worse, sniffing yours would be a general anaesthetic

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

At least I can blame the drugs!Sniffing yesterdays underpants doesn't count.

It does if its where I store my Novacaine!

Could be worse, sniffing yours would be a general anaesthetic "
Chance would be a fine thing for you Ben

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

At least I can blame the drugs!Sniffing yesterdays underpants doesn't count.

It does if its where I store my Novacaine!

Could be worse, sniffing yours would be a general anaesthetic Chance would be a fine thing for you Ben "

I can live in hope

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

At least I can blame the drugs!Sniffing yesterdays underpants doesn't count.

It does if its where I store my Novacaine!

Could be worse, sniffing yours would be a general anaesthetic Chance would be a fine thing for you Ben

I can live in hope "
You can have my used panty liners, hows that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those painkillers are in full swing now then

Whats worse is the daft sods who are actually sitting and pondering what the answer should be

At least I can blame the drugs!Sniffing yesterdays underpants doesn't count.

It does if its where I store my Novacaine!

Could be worse, sniffing yours would be a general anaesthetic Chance would be a fine thing for you Ben

I can live in hope You can have my used panty liners, hows that? "

It'll be good for my iron deficiency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am by no means narrow-minded. That little exchange, however, almost brought up a little sick in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am by no means narrow-minded. That little exchange, however, almost brought up a little sick in my mouth."

I dont like sweetcorn either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am by no means narrow-minded. That little exchange, however, almost brought up a little sick in my mouth.

I dont like sweetcorn either! "

Wrong thread but I really do NOT want to refer to your other one. That was close to turning a mouthful into a full barf. Are you sure that you haven't overdone the tablets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I' am asshole - Dennis Leary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bonny prince charley on the bagpipes.

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