FabSwingers.com forum: Advance warning

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's entertaining and well structured bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as it's entertaining and well structured bullshit

That depends on which direction the painkillers take me...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chemically altered bullshit, my favourite hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh joy

Get your scrawny arse down here and give me back rub. You would if you loved me like you say you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Great news bro!

Not that you put you back out, I meant the more bullshit in here the merrier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's codeine you're taking .... have fun

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's codeine you're taking .... have fun

Could be Diazepam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?

You'll have to ride him carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables? "

I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?

I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???"

Is it pickled beetroot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Now that's how to proposition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?

I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???

Is it pickled beetroot? "

Nope, fresh... still has the leaves on

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh joy

Get your scrawny arse down here and give me back rub. You would if you loved me like you say you do

I know the only reason you put your back out is because you tried to suck your own cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual

One day, me luvver, one day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?

I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???

Is it pickled beetroot?

Nope, fresh... still has the leaves on "

Leave the leaves on

You'll need something to hold on to when you're pulling it out again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh joy

Get your scrawny arse down here and give me back rub. You would if you loved me like you say you do

I know the only reason you put your back out is because you tried to suck your own cock

I did it trying to lift my cock with one hand. I should have used 2 hands and bent my knees as the H&S people advised

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Now that's how to proposition

He has his ways...he is even more charming in PM lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you drugged up enough to be coerced into taking dirty pics for us involving vegetables?

I have a butternut squash and some beetroot in the fridge, will that do???

Is it pickled beetroot?

Nope, fresh... still has the leaves on

Leave the leaves on

You'll need something to hold on to when you're pulling it out again

I could tie the leaves around the door handle and slam the door shut, like taking out teeth old stylee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as it's entertaining and well structured bullshit

That depends on which direction the painkillers take me...

Can I recommend the yellow and green ones for some truly epic bullshit?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual

One day, me luvver, one day!!!

I cannot wait to get the benmeister sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual

One day, me luvver, one day!!!

I cannot wait to get the benmeister sausage

Phhhoar, there's a request for you. I can feel a twinge in my trousers already

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ben gives me a twinge too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting

Painkillers all round then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ben gives me a twinge too

My cocks called Bob, not Twinge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting

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Normal service is resumed then.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fancy a shag?

You trying to take advantage of an altered mind?

In all fairness I always said I would love to bang the arse of Cheeky and spaff over her ample boobage. Distance has so far prevented the union of groinage

Cheers Ben the feeling is mutual

One day, me luvver, one day!!!

I cannot wait to get the benmeister sausage

Phhhoar, there's a request for you. I can feel a twinge in my trousers already

I know I'm a very charming woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a nurse we have access to bullshit meds. Bring it on ben.

Dont be thinking you need to rest it is though xx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have put my back out, so I will spending an inordinate amount of time on here over the next few days. I apologise in advance for the increase in bullshit that I will be posting

It is likely that I will be reading some of it... So I require you add one French word at the end of any bullshity posts lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ps: get well soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chiropractor has sorted me

Back to work today

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Chiropractor has sorted me

Back to work today

Does that mean the duff threads will stop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chiropractor has sorted me

Back to work today

Does that mean the duff threads will stop? "

From me, yes. No doubt my return to work will not stop your gibberish though

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Chiropractor has sorted me

Back to work today

Does that mean the duff threads will stop?

From me, yes. No doubt my return to work will not stop your gibberish though

Hmmm....remind me who starts a car insurance thread once a year, Mr Exitement-in-my-jeans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chiropractor has sorted me

Back to work today

Does that mean the duff threads will stop?

From me, yes. No doubt my return to work will not stop your gibberish though

Hmmm....remind me who starts a car insurance thread once a year, Mr Exitement-in-my-jeans?

Blow me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chiropractor has sorted me

Back to work today

that your backs sorted Ben but

back in work xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well. Good the chiropractor sorted your back and at least I assume you only have to go in for Poets day. It'll be emotional

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