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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy

All ye lovely people - say hi to this incredible Adonis, this stud muffin , this charmer...I arrive tomorrow!

Note to myself: False advertising is not a good idea!

I am no Adonis, but I am reasonably intelligent, and can carry on a nice conversation without leering at a woman's boobs. On the off chance that some of you may be at Abfabs on Friday or OP4fun on Saturday, just give me a wink...or a nod.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Enjoy x

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I'll get the pimms & bunting out for you dear chap!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy

Thanks! You wouldn't happen to live near London, would you?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well, it's raining and its summer...

Enjoy the UK!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Well, it's raining and its summer...

Enjoy the UK! "

Yeah, I am acclimatizing to it - right now, I am in the Netherlands where it is raining and it is summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun in the UK

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Well, it's raining and its summer...

Enjoy the UK! "

Typical bloody raining down South when I'm intending on coming down. Glorious sunshine in the North East!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time Prof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a safe trip & enjoy your time here

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Enjoy! The forecast is excellent for the coming few days you'll be fine. Welcome to the Yookay!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Have fun in the UK "

Thanks! A few more smiley faces like that, and I will be as happy as I can be!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Well, it's raining and its summer...

Enjoy the UK!

Typical bloody raining down South when I'm intending on coming down. Glorious sunshine in the North East! "

Hmmm, should I now plan a trip up Northeast?

But with you intending to coming down South, where is the incentive to go up?

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Have a great time Prof "

Thanks, mate! Have had some nice debates with you - would be nice to run into you somewhere for a pint or two.

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London "

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Have a safe trip & enjoy your time here "

Thanks, that's my hope!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Enjoy! The forecast is excellent for the coming few days you'll be fine. Welcome to the Yookay! "

I am glad I may be bringing some Texan sunshine to the Youkay!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

uk here i come . so far only said by 5 millon plus people from around our lovely europe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks! You wouldn't happen to live near London, would you?"

depends what you call close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great time over here mate

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

looking forward to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to charge up all those electronic devices!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

....Breaking News.....Profaneprof & Professor XXX are getting a room......

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Thanks! You wouldn't happen to live near London, would you?

depends what you call close."

Well, anything within a radius of a 2 hour train ride, I guess!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"looking forward to it! "

Me too, oh so very much!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"uk here i come . so far only said by 5 millon plus people from around our lovely europe"

Except I am from the US, so perhaps a few million less?

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Have a great time over here mate "

Thank ye kindly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....Breaking News.....Profaneprof & Professor XXX are getting a room......

"

Yes...in separate hotels in different parts of the country!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Don't forget to charge up all those electronic devices!

"

Charged and ready!

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"....Breaking News.....Profaneprof & Professor XXX are getting a room......

"

Two professors in the same room? The room would die of boredom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow! "

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why "

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?"

Nope. I went to Romford by accident once. Never again!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Nope. I went to Romford by accident once. Never again! "

Have you been banned?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works

there in charge of sweetcorn?"

Don't ask who his suppliers are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Nope. I went to Romford by accident once. Never again!

Have you been banned? "

LOL, Satan himself couldnt get banned from Romford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works

there in charge of sweetcorn?

Don't ask who his suppliers are "

oh Stevie, you are my Jolly Green Giant

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works

there in charge of sweetcorn?

Don't ask who his suppliers are "

I don't think it's the jolly green giant.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Ooo snap!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ooo snap! "

I'll see your snap and raise you a....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?"

Is he Chinese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Nope. I went to Romford by accident once. Never again!

Have you been banned?

LOL, Satan himself couldnt get banned from Romford "

Did you 'accidentally' go on gay night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Nope. I went to Romford by accident once. Never again!

Have you been banned?

LOL, Satan himself couldnt get banned from Romford

Did you 'accidentally' go on gay night?"

Its never an accident if I do gay nights... I see it as an all you can eat buffet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Is he Chinese? "

Anything is possible at the moment

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Enjoy coming over here and if no one's done any jokes about everything being bigger in Texas, then feel free to insert one. Ooher, missus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Is he Chinese?

Anything is possible at the moment "

Yes, my name is Won Tun Cok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Nope. I went to Romford by accident once. Never again!

Have you been banned?

LOL, Satan himself couldnt get banned from Romford

Did you 'accidentally' go on gay night?

Its never an accident if I do gay nights... I see it as an all you can eat buffet "

Which brings us back to Coshos

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's not raining here yet. I've been told we are having a couple of days of sun. Welcome to London

Great! And, oh, by the way, I am going to stay in Romford tomorrow!

I would recommend you don't eat in Cosho. I can't say why

Is it because Gentleman Ben works there in charge of sweetcorn?

Is he Chinese?

Anything is possible at the moment

Yes, my name is Won Tun Cok "

Oh! It must be your brother who is Oo Flung Dung

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

gonna be even hotter tomorrow apparently muahaha

wait.. sweaty tits... not a good look

Hope you're having fun with the brummies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All ye lovely people - say hi to this incredible Adonis, this stud muffin , this charmer...I arrive tomorrow!

Note to myself: False advertising is not a good idea!

I am no Adonis, but I am reasonably intelligent, and can carry on a nice conversation without leering at a woman's boobs. On the off chance that some of you may be at Abfabs on Friday or OP4fun on Saturday, just give me a wink...or a nod."

Enjoy and thanks for brining the sun with you.

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year. "

Walk in the park for someone used to 40 degree heat

It is actually quite nice out here in the West Midlands right now. I am sitting at a bar at the Premier Inn in Walsall/Darlaston, enjoying the cool breeze and looking in bemusement at all the pretty women here

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"gonna be even hotter tomorrow apparently muahaha

wait.. sweaty tits... not a good look

Hope you're having fun with the brummies!! "

Is that why you layered up with an orange top and a string top on top of that, so I couldn't see those sweaty tits?

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"All ye lovely people - say hi to this incredible Adonis, this stud muffin , this charmer...I arrive tomorrow!

Note to myself: False advertising is not a good idea!

I am no Adonis, but I am reasonably intelligent, and can carry on a nice conversation without leering at a woman's boobs. On the off chance that some of you may be at Abfabs on Friday or OP4fun on Saturday, just give me a wink...or a nod.

Enjoy and thanks for brining the sun with you. "

Ah glad to do that

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year.

Walk in the park for someone used to 40 degree heat

It is actually quite nice out here in the West Midlands right now. I am sitting at a bar at the Premier Inn in Walsall/Darlaston, enjoying the cool breeze and looking in bemusement at all the pretty women here "

And if my memory serves me right...you'll be sampling the delights of Chams later?

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year.

Walk in the park for someone used to 40 degree heat

It is actually quite nice out here in the West Midlands right now. I am sitting at a bar at the Premier Inn in Walsall/Darlaston, enjoying the cool breeze and looking in bemusement at all the pretty women here

And if my memory serves me right...you'll be sampling the delights of Chams later? "

That was the intention. I have no idea whether they will let me in

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Dammit.. rumbled

.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year.

Walk in the park for someone used to 40 degree heat

It is actually quite nice out here in the West Midlands right now. I am sitting at a bar at the Premier Inn in Walsall/Darlaston, enjoying the cool breeze and looking in bemusement at all the pretty women here

And if my memory serves me right...you'll be sampling the delights of Chams later?

That was the intention. I have no idea whether they will let me in "

If not, you can always try Xtasia it only down the road. It might even be closer if you're at the PI west bromitch central.

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By *rofaneprof OP   Man
over a year ago

Katy


"Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year.

Walk in the park for someone used to 40 degree heat

It is actually quite nice out here in the West Midlands right now. I am sitting at a bar at the Premier Inn in Walsall/Darlaston, enjoying the cool breeze and looking in bemusement at all the pretty women here

And if my memory serves me right...you'll be sampling the delights of Chams later?

That was the intention. I have no idea whether they will let me in

If not, you can always try Xtasia it only down the road. It might even be closer if you're at the PI west bromitch central. "

Oh I emailed Xtasia a while ago and they curtly told me that they are not accepting single males.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Welcome to the UK. Hope you're enjoying the 'hottest' day of the year.

Walk in the park for someone used to 40 degree heat

It is actually quite nice out here in the West Midlands right now. I am sitting at a bar at the Premier Inn in Walsall/Darlaston, enjoying the cool breeze and looking in bemusement at all the pretty women here

And if my memory serves me right...you'll be sampling the delights of Chams later?

That was the intention. I have no idea whether they will let me in

If not, you can always try Xtasia it only down the road. It might even be closer if you're at the PI west bromitch central.

Oh I emailed Xtasia a while ago and they curtly told me that they are not accepting single males. "

Fingers cross for Chams then. Enjoy the uk x

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