FabSwingers.com forum: Avatar challenge: Come Dine With Me

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A simple one:

You and food.

Pictures in by Sunday night and no voting but you could ask for recipes and invitations to dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

subtitled : how many donuts can you hang on your dick/nipples.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

subtitled : how many donuts can you hang on your dick/nipples. "

Some might go for spaghetti hoops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

subtitled : how many donuts can you hang on your dick/nipples.

Some might go for spaghetti hoops.

you tease, you know i have problems with plurals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sploshing pics... beans n custard.. cream.. jelly

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Does flavoured lube count?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

dammit! why couldnt you have done this last week when i had my cucumber!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"dammit! why couldnt you have done this last week when i had my cucumber!!!

I haven't thought this through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dammit! why couldnt you have done this last week when i had my cucumber!!!

Do you only buy one a year...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an idea!...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even need to take a new pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirty cream mmm

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

would a picture of me feeding my dick to girl be ok ? come to think of it i should have giving her a napkin, slobber that she was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many sausages can you fit in your mouth?

I managed four, I cooked six but got peckish!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hmmm. Is it still possible to buy alphabetti spaghetti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm. Is it still possible to buy alphabetti spaghetti?"

Yes but you can also fold cooked spaghetti!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How many sausages can you fit in your mouth?

I managed four, I cooked six but got peckish!"

Bloody hell! That's a lot of meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many sausages can you fit in your mouth?

I managed four, I cooked six but got peckish!

Bloody hell! That's a lot of meat.

Ooooo, matron!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Does my lollipop count?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Guess I'm already in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could I resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm edible enough as it is

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does my lollipop count?"

Does it sustain you?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Guess I'm already in then "

You always are, except when you're out.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fruit kebab anyone?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How could I resist. "

Damn! that looks like mighty fine cake.

I should have taken a picture of the cakes yesterday (slaps head smiley). The cake man at the farmers market near work flirted with me and somehow I returned to the office with some Victoria Sponge and orange and almond cakes. My young men soon got rid of them.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fruit kebab anyone?

I seem to remember a picture in your gallery that shows much more, erm, eating going on. And chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my lollipop count?

Does it sustain you?

it sustains me very well

will this do

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm edible enough as it is"

There's always one. It's you AND food. Not you AS food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How could I resist.

Damn! that looks like mighty fine cake.

Victoria sponge is up there as one of the more shaggable cakes.

I steer clear of carrot cake and anything with walnuts

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Fruit kebab anyone?

I seem to remember a picture in your gallery that shows much more, erm, eating going on. And chocolate.

I don't know what you mean . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm edible enough as it is

There's always one. It's you AND food. Not you AS food.

Haha I know I know, I was just being cheeky. I'll pour some cream over me later. Just need a willing tongue to help clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm edible enough as it is

There's always one. It's you AND food. Not you AS food.

Aw don't be a spoilsport Lickety. I was going to offer my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm edible enough as it is

There's always one. It's you AND food. Not you AS food.

Aw don't be a spoilsport Lickety. I was going to offer my services

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ive got squirty cream on my boob.. who wants a lick?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"ok ive got squirty cream on my boob.. who wants a lick?"

Is it only your boob that's on offer sass?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm edible enough as it is

There's always one. It's you AND food. Not you AS food.

Aw don't be a spoilsport Lickety. I was going to offer my services

That would be a picture of you with (possibly) food then.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fruit kebab anyone?

I seem to remember a picture in your gallery that shows much more, erm, eating going on. And chocolate.

I don't know what you mean . . .

I think there was more, erm, chocolate in the image I remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ive got squirty cream on my boob.. who wants a lick?

Is it only your boob that's on offer sass?

ok i'll chuck in the other one too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo The mods let me have my Marmite one back

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"ok ive got squirty cream on my boob.. who wants a lick?

Is it only your boob that's on offer sass?

ok i'll chuck in the other one too.. "

Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too.

No idea what my pic will be but it's only Wednesday, so I have enough time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

subtitled : how many donuts can you hang on your dick/nipples.

Some might go for spaghetti hoops.

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he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, better get my thinking head on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an idea! I may enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! It's been used before for another avatar, recycling and all that

There is a strawberry there somewhere

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm pondering a Calippo versus a chocolate eclair. Or honey and a honey wand. Might get sticky though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

oooo thats a big un

don't know if I dare get the marmite out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pondering a Calippo versus a chocolate eclair. Or honey and a honey wand. Might get sticky though...

Im available for cleaning duties

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm in

That's a long bendy one.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm in! It's been used before for another avatar, recycling and all that

There is a strawberry there somewhere

Hmmm. I'm worried that if this was Come Dine I would be going hungry.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm in

Evie! That picture always makes me wince a little.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Dorset cream tea mmmmmmmmm with extra sprinkles

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dorset cream tea mmmmmmmmm with extra sprinkles

Sprinkles on a cream tea? Cross the border to Devon and see how it's done.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Dorset cream tea mmmmmmmmm with extra sprinkles

Sprinkles on a cream tea? Cross the border to Devon and see how it's done.

Theirs might be ok! But nobody can top my LMP

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dorset cream tea mmmmmmmmm with extra sprinkles

Sprinkles on a cream tea? Cross the border to Devon and see how it's done.

Theirs might be ok! But nobody can top my LMP

Now an LMP picture would have my attention.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Dorset cream tea mmmmmmmmm with extra sprinkles

Sprinkles on a cream tea? Cross the border to Devon and see how it's done.

Theirs might be ok! But nobody can top my LMP

Now an LMP picture would have my attention.

I'll see what I can do for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

oooo thats a big un

don't know if I dare get the marmite out

Ugh not marmite pleeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

That's a long bendy one."

Quite stiff too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm in

Evie! That picture always makes me wince a little.

But you want nibble on my kebab though, don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Evie! That picture always makes me wince a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like it put in record that the only reason my penis is on my profile pic is for the sole purpose of ingratiating myself with you lot.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

. Here's my food avatar attempt though; I went with bubble gum originally but thought that was cheating since you don't actually eat it. I am now sticky and my laptop has honey smears across the screen!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd like it put in record that the only reason my penis is on my profile pic is for the sole purpose of ingratiating myself with you lot.

The cake does the work for you. I didn't even notice the penis.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

This is my favourite so far - you're actually eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha god knows what you will think of mine

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ha ha god knows what you will think of mine

Is that a banana milkshake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

Lovely picture x

Bang goes my honey theme though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha god knows what you will think of mine

Is that a banana milkshake?

Shower gel

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

Lovely picture x

Bang goes my honey theme though

You can never have too much honey, honey.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

Lovely picture x

Bang goes my honey theme though

You can never have too much honey, honey.

I feel bad now for nicking your honey theme but I didn't have any ice cream or cherries in and marmite (although having a similar viscosity) would have looked weird.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

Lovely picture x

Bang goes my honey theme though

You can never have too much honey, honey.

I feel bad now for nicking your honey theme but I didn't have any ice cream or cherries in and marmite (although having a similar viscosity) would have looked weird."

No one is apologising for a surfeit of doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

Lovely picture x

Bang goes my honey theme though

You can never have too much honey, honey.

I feel bad now for nicking your honey theme but I didn't have any ice cream or cherries in and marmite (although having a similar viscosity) would have looked weird."

I have another idea and yes marmite would have been so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going away for the weekend straight after work tomorrow and will be Fabless until Sunday lunchtime

I'm liking this one! Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell. Now, it all makes sense.

I'm in.

...no site supporter at present so may just use an old pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I point out that my cake is roughly the size of a sky remote or can of deodorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I point out that my cake is roughly the size of a sky remote or can of deodorant. "

Oh cock first then cake for desert

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I point out that my cake is roughly the size of a sky remote or can of deodorant.

Oh cock first then cake for desert "

That only really works for me if I am fed cake

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't got enough here for a meal, unless it's honey glazed sausages and cucumber.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Something of every width and length for people now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh I've just remembered I have a picture of a very nice colourful cake that someone got me....for free.

Wonder if I'm allowed to upload it?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ohh I've just remembered I have a picture of a very nice colourful cake that someone got me....for free.

Wonder if I'm allowed to upload it?"

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I've just remembered I have a picture of a very nice colourful cake that someone got me....for free.

Wonder if I'm allowed to upload it?

Did it have a bit of you in it? I can't remember. I managed to get a bit of me in with the veg.

My hand and it's been approved

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ohh I've just remembered I have a picture of a very nice colourful cake that someone got me....for free.

Wonder if I'm allowed to upload it?

Did it have a bit of you in it? I can't remember. I managed to get a bit of me in with the veg.

My hand and it's been approved

I've had to lose the broad beans in order to get more of me in the picture. The other one was disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh I've just remembered I have a picture of a very nice colourful cake that someone got me....for free.

Wonder if I'm allowed to upload it?

Did it have a bit of you in it? I can't remember. I managed to get a bit of me in with the veg.

My hand and it's been approved

I've had to lose the broad beans in order to get more of me in the picture. The other one was disappeared.

Admin must have liked the cake or my nail varnish. I forgot my pic was public and it's been Fab'd. Made my day

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ohh I've just remembered I have a picture of a very nice colourful cake that someone got me....for free.

Wonder if I'm allowed to upload it?

Did it have a bit of you in it? I can't remember. I managed to get a bit of me in with the veg.

My hand and it's been approved

I've had to lose the broad beans in order to get more of me in the picture. The other one was disappeared.

Admin must have liked the cake or my nail varnish. I forgot my pic was public and it's been Fab'd. Made my day

It's a Fab cake and you deserved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I point out that my cake is roughly the size of a sky remote or can of deodorant. "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Any more for any more?

I'm getting peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh can I be part of this? How does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say......I had a prop,it was in the fridge,ive been away for 2 nights

Someone has eaten my cream pie prop!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oooh can I be part of this? How does it work?"

That's lovely.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I just say......I had a prop,it was in the fridge,ive been away for 2 nights

Someone has eaten my cream pie prop!

How very dare they?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give it a go if there is a part 2,

For now I will offer up my arse as i have been told its peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's been a great conversation starter lol I've had to put up a status to say the cake is not some strange fetish

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well it's been a great conversation starter lol I've had to put up a status to say the cake is not some strange fetish

What do you mean? Of course cake is a fetish; I've read the threads on this here forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh can I be part of this? How does it work?

That's lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok count me in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I win

Fruit with _ruit in my mouth lol xx

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

subtitled : how many donuts can you hang on your dick/nipples. "

We luv donut sex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think the major food groups have now been covered: _ruit, veg, meat, cake, doughnuts, chocolate and sweeties.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I hope am not too late with my rainbow cookies

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hope am not too late with my rainbow cookies

Are they French?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I hope am not too late with my rainbow cookies

Are they French?

Made with my wee hands so am gonna say yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a few minutes to go and it looks as if my only option is to sprinkle myself with rice or sugar and take a pic

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Only a few minutes to go and it looks as if my only option is to sprinkle myself with rice or sugar and take a pic

If you make it icing sugar you'll count as cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will nip in briefly as a slice of hot buttered toast smeared in Marmite

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mmmm, Marmite on toast.

It's over. Thanks for all the contributions. There's no winner just dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a few minutes to go and it looks as if my only option is to sprinkle myself with rice or sugar and take a pic

If you make it icing sugar you'll count as cake."

I missed out on posting my buns

. With a cherry on top

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