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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

So, at the gym tonight a guy on the next treadmill starts chatting to me. After 5 mins or so I go off to fill up my bottle of water... come back and resume my conversation......... with a completely different guy who, of course, clearly thought I was mental... and told me "I've no idea what you're on about doll"

They didn' even look remotely similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, at the gym tonight a guy on the next treadmill starts chatting to me. After 5 mins or so I go off to fill up my bottle of water... come back and resume my conversation......... with a completely different guy who, of course, clearly thought I was mental... and told me "I've no idea what you're on about doll"

They didn' even look remotely similar "

Lol crazy woman alert

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Opps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So, at the gym tonight a guy on the next treadmill starts chatting to me. After 5 mins or so I go off to fill up my bottle of water... come back and resume my conversation......... with a completely different guy who, of course, clearly thought I was mental... and told me "I've no idea what you're on about doll"

They didn' even look remotely similar

Lol crazy woman alert "

I'm pretty sure thats exactly what he thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a nice girl you are going back to talk again did you have to catch him up on the treadmill x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need water after 5 minutes on the treadmill

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By *issBehavingxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


" You need water after 5 minutes on the treadmill "

No.. After 5 mins of chatting to the guy lol.. Had already done a class and a workout... treadmill was last.. lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What's getting me is the first guy bailing out on you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" You need water after 5 minutes on the treadmill "

I need water constantly when I'm exercising. I sweat a lot and dehydrate quickly.

What's wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You need water after 5 minutes on the treadmill

I need water constantly when I'm exercising. I sweat a lot and dehydrate quickly.

What's wrong with that?"
Hey shirty I never said there was anything wrong . Everyone's different but your body probably doesn't need water after 5 minutes. I stand corrected right back to the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn't notice for a while, can I ask where your gaze was all the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering what was in the water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like the time i wondered out of a shop and got into my car to find an old woman in the passenger seat.

i asked her what she was doing in my car, she pointed out the window a few bays further along to a car which was identical to the one i'd just climbed in to except this one didn't have an old lady in it and my key fitted the lock

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A couple of weeks ago I hit the stop button by accident ...... swore loudly.....felt bad and said ..... Oooooo Im sorryyyyyyyy to those either side.

No one stopped running, no one looked at me, no one answered , no one was bothered...... I realised they were wearing ear phones n running to music so I said Fuck You Both ... .....and carried on running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A couple of weeks ago I hit the stop button by accident ...... swore loudly.....felt bad and said ..... Oooooo Im sorryyyyyyyy to those either side.

No one stopped running, no one looked at me, no one answered , no one was bothered...... I realised they were wearing ear phones n running to music so I said Fuck You Both ... .....and carried on running. "

You missed the guy choking under the weights bar stuck on him after laughing out loud !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is funny

I don't like it when someone wants to talk to me at the gym and im clearly at the point of having a heart attack on some bloody machine....I want to say 'sod off with your chatting!! Can't you see im almost dying here???'

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

That's made me really laugh. The funniest thing I have heard all day.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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