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How to drive me mad...

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Send a message that says something like 'may I ask you a question' then log off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send a message that says something like 'may I ask you a question' then log off! "

I just reply you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send a message that says something like 'may I ask you a question' then log off! "

I just reply you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had them, bloody infuriating, will never know what they wanted to ask

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Now you'll never know

Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...

Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue the messages.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

They usually ask me "can I ask you a question?" and I go all pedantic and reply "I don't know, can you?"

Most don't understand what I mean, so it's largely wasted.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhaps he was shy .. or forgetful

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"They usually ask me "can I ask you a question?" and I go all pedantic and reply "I don't know, can you?"

Most don't understand what I mean, so it's largely wasted."

Ah, that's cos they already have so you could answer 'yes you can' then when they ask you their real question, you reply 'no, you only wanted to ask A (singular) question'. Now THAT'S being pedantic!

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Now you'll never know

Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...

Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?""

He got back in touch. I wish his question had been as original as yours.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Now you'll never know

Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...

Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?"

He got back in touch. I wish his question had been as original as yours."

Was it "fancy a fuck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send a message that says something like 'may I ask you a question' then log off! "
I send you an msg to op lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"They usually ask me "can I ask you a question?" and I go all pedantic and reply "I don't know, can you?"

Most don't understand what I mean, so it's largely wasted.

Ah, that's cos they already have so you could answer 'yes you can' then when they ask you their real question, you reply 'no, you only wanted to ask A (singular) question'. Now THAT'S being pedantic! "

Ah but, but...

'Can I ask you a question?' means 'Am I able to ask you a question?' so the answer would be something like "Apparently so".

'Can I ask' and 'May I ask' mean different things.

I'm more pedantic than yowwww!

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Now you'll never know

Let's help J out and suggest some questions the gentleman might have asked...

Let's see: "when you orgasm do you howl like a wolf or yelp like a seal?"

He got back in touch. I wish his question had been as original as yours.

Was it "fancy a fuck" "

Not quite so cliché but close.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive got a secret .. and im not telling what it is hehehe

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere? "

Does that ever work?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere?

Does that ever work? "

What? My cock? Yes it does, you cheeky mare!

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By *yrdwoman OP   Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere?

Does that ever work?

What? My cock? Yes it does, you cheeky mare! "

Prove it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never answer them or the truth or dare ones

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"May I take this opportunity to request you consider allowing me to insert my penis inside your body somewhere? "

You may take the opportunity to request. I shall consider but will take it under advisement. More specifics would be useful; I'm not the kind of girl who enjoys nostril penetration attempts.

The above would be my answer.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder if the question involves the reason someone was refused a flat?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I wonder if the question involves the reason someone was refused a flat? "

Did anyone ever find out?

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