FabSwingers.com forum: Bullshit excuses for.....

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... being off work.

Come on, what is the biggest bollox excuse you have used to get time off of work?

I'm sure someone will say swollen bollox

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

my grandmother died

it wasn't a lie it was just 14 years after the event

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

The dog wouldn't let me get on the bus! He'd escaped the garden and kept following me. Everytime I tried to get on the bus he got on too so I had to get off!! Years ago but true! Boss didn't believe me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veneer come off, emergency appt.... My boss isnt in my area...

Except it did.. 6 days before a hol and I had to go to a cosmetic dentist for an emergency replacement cost £500...

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London

Had to go to the clinic to get tested for HIV!!... I was okay though they said I couldn't catch it twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a case of un feasibly large testicles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

womans problems.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one was a guy i know who said he had piles, when i asked why he said that his reply was because they would hardly ask to look when he went back

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Locked out of the house in a towel

Shame it is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite one was a guy i know who said he had piles, when i asked why he said that his reply was because they would hardly ask to look when he went back

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Flat tyre after running over a hedgehog.

It worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How sad am I that I've never called in sick

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"How sad am I that I've never called in sick

you are not the only one I have never been off sick in 14 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being made redundant is working quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a day off school.....the cat peed on my coat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My head fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why bullshit - just tell your boss you are getting the best shag of your life and I'm sure he will understand. I did when one of my guys phoned in, just told him fair play get on with it but he had better make up his time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P's -100% true that!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I was leaving a job I wasn't keen on due to picking up too many injuries there, I set my notice to run out 4 days after the Christmas shutdown so I got paid for Christmas and the Millennial New Year. I then proceeded to phone up for 4 nights claiming I'd caught that Millennium Bug off of my PC...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shirt doesn't match my suit

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

swollen bollocks

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I can't remember ever telling a bullshit story to get off work but I've had some great ones from my staff: couldn't come into work as was travelling up to Manchester over the weekend to see his boyfriend, on the train got chatting to a bloke ended up giving him a blow job in the toilets caught gonorrhoea in his throat so needed to visit clinic.

Talk about too much information!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come to work today as I have a bone in

my leg....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stress, fucking huge ball park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women's Problems"...

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

I dont make up excises anymore i jist say i wont be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I had forgotten how to get to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never needed an excuse, always worked for at least 6 bosses at a time and if I fancied a day off I just didn't go in, they all presumed I was working somewhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was late for a meeting once and told my boss I'd been abducted by aliens, so taken aback he didn't question me lol

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