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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you be? And why? Whether normal animals, imaginary ones, creatures such as vampires, angels fairies, dragons etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I am a dog for sure... fiercely loyal with a short memory and warm nature... also like humping legs.. yep..Dog.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thought was to be a fairy,, but i think being a mermaid would be lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be one of my dogs! They live the good life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A werewolf... Innocent human at first, Wild and beastly on the full moon (in bed) Looool.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr."

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I would be have to be a hybrid

Part vampire part werewolf..

Although being a fairie would be pretty cool too

as they are very sexual creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you be? And why? Whether normal animals, imaginary ones, creatures such as vampires, angels fairies, dragons etc... "

A Lioness.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a tiger grrrrowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A well fit, beautiful woman. Then my chances of getting cock and pussy would increase by thousands

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

a condor, with a huge wing span flying high and free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr."

You can also shit in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh I would be have to be a hybrid

Part vampire part werewolf..

Although being a fairie would be pretty cool too

as they are very sexual creatures "

Someone has been watching their Vampire Diaries... Lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Black Panther

Direwolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!"

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

You can also shit in the woods

You aint seen me

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course"

FUCK YEAH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I would be one of my dogs! They live the good life!"

And they can link their own balls in public and not get arrested!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed"

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elegant horse with a long flowing mane......and big strong hooves

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A black panther with wings

Love their eyes and the way they move and well, the wings would be to fly, Sphinx like

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Vampire. Delicious.

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

a sloth . laze about all day and take things slow . sloths are cool .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat.

Slept all morning on the bed, got up for breakfast, now lying flat on her back, paws in the air in the sun patch......i'd imagine the rest of the day will be snoozing until tea time, a few hours nosing round the garden then bedtime and repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo."

Haha! Those are the best! Nothing like German Suplexing a Triceratops though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo."

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed.. pass the bean grinder.. lets get this party started.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

I'm starting to crash. Feel so vulnerable. Why do I do it. Just need a hug.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

I'm starting to crash. Feel so vulnerable. Why do I do it. Just need a hug."

Should let a Succubus calms you down..

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!"

Can i be the Whale you try to head but? I will eat you and your pet shark lol

No but on a serious note (ish) a centour, will be hung like a horse but same capacity for thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

I'm starting to crash. Feel so vulnerable. Why do I do it. Just need a hug."

Awww you want a cwtch?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd hope for better special effects than in Manimal.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'd hope for better special effects than in Manimal.

What a show though!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

I'm starting to crash. Feel so vulnerable. Why do I do it. Just need a hug."

Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

I'm starting to crash. Feel so vulnerable. Why do I do it. Just need a hug.

Awww you want a cwtch?

Yes please, sounds good. What is a cwtch?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A fucking bear. A big fucking bear with a laser gun. With a pet shark. Wearing a bandanna.

Fuck, I'm so pumped now thinking about it I might punch a dog n the face. Grrrrrrrr.

Haha, someone had too many soluble carbs for breakfast!

Third coffee in an hour. I feel like a could kill a whale with one head butt. So pumped right now!

Had a rhino for breakfast... That I elbow dropped off course

FUCK YEAH

You up for T-Rex later for lunch? Gotta get my loin cloth at the Dry Cleaner first... Gotta drop kick it dead while appropriately dressed

Yeah totes! T-Rex's are pussies. Try round house kicking a Brontosaurus in the neck to see shit kick off big time yo.

Haha, caffheads the pair of you!!

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

I'm starting to crash. Feel so vulnerable. Why do I do it. Just need a hug.

Should let a Succubus calms you down..

and what do you propose madam?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

No finer form of suffocation. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh defo a vampire

An actual animal I'd be a black panther

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

No finer form of suffocation. x

Just try not to dribble too much....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

No finer form of suffocation. x

Just try not to dribble too much....

My pre cum is very tasty, you shouldn't knock it!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

No finer form of suffocation. x

Just try not to dribble too much....

My pre cum is very tasty, you shouldn't knock it!"

Not what I had in mind, no, don't worry...I only want you for your unlocked layers!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

No finer form of suffocation. x

Just try not to dribble too much....

My pre cum is very tasty, you shouldn't knock it!

Not what I had in mind, no, don't worry...I only want you for your unlocked layers!

I NO WAT U MEAN!!¡

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Come, let me clutch you to my bosom and comfort you, poor man.

No finer form of suffocation. x

Just try not to dribble too much....

My pre cum is very tasty, you shouldn't knock it!

Not what I had in mind, no, don't worry...I only want you for your unlocked layers!

I NO WAT U MEAN!!¡"

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