FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesiest chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They say cheesy chat up lines don't work? Well... Let's find out!!! The aim of this game is to come up with a cheesiest chat up line that could works... The funnier/cheesier the better... Ladies, Gentlemen... Let the game begin!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may have to leave soon,you're making the other women look bad

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't know about good chat up lines but a guy in a pub did once come up to me and say, "I like big women and you're gorgeous". Not successful but at least he tried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still like the classics "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again" and "I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours" but recently had "you are really pretty for your age" didn't like that one so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This one actually worked:

I turned blind after seeing you so I will be needing your number... For insurance purposes of course

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Your father must be rich, because he bought the stars & put them in your eyes!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

You have beautiful blonde hair, why do you dye your roots black!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

If I told you, you had a nice arse, would you hold it against me?? No one playing, or do I keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have beautiful blonde hair, why do you dye your roots black!

Haha I love that one

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

You remind me of my big toe! Why? Because sooner or later I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table! hehe

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

"You remind me of my big toe! Why? Because sooner or later I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table! hehe"

Yes

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Fancy a shag and a pizza?

Ok we can skip the pizza

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

This one worked but i think she was calling mt bluff and too stubourn to back down

Fancy sharing a bottle and vodka and a packet of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dad a baker because you have a nice pair of buns,

Have you seen my magic watch? Its saying your not wearing anything but it might be a hour fast

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Used on me (didn't work)

Does the carpet match the cutrains?

Maybe once but it's floor boards now

Anytime you need them polished.....

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Your eyes are like spanners, their making my nuts tight!

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Nice legs what time do they open?

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Are you tights laddered or is the the stair way to heaven

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Are you Irish, because my cocks Dublin! Boom boom.. x

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Stay right where you are while i call Heaven rheir must be a reward for a missing Angel

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I do hope you realise, I'm getting all the cheesy one liners from my other half!

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Hello Hen, dae ye fuck?

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

"I do hope you realise, I'm getting all the cheesy one liners from my other half!

Yeah yeah

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Do you like tea or coffee with your breakfast

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Easiest simplest 1 my friend Tom is still with the girl i told him to say this to 7years ago

"I forgive you"

Pardon

"For all the wasted years i did not know you was in the world"

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Are you lost? Because girls like you only come from heaven! That one was shit.. Haha

I'm running out of ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you have pet insurance for when I smash your pussy in

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you lost? Because girls like you only come from heaven! That one was shit.. Haha

I'm running out of ideas! "

Running out also.

I was hung over or still d*unk last monday at Sonisphere music featival and said this to a girl/woman as she stood up

Hehe i keep forgetting how titchy you are (about 5'1), but it is ok though as you are amazingly beautiful, (awwww ginge) i mean it is almost offensive how someone can posess so much beauty"

I then walked off embaressed never to see her again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you were my little toe so I could bang you on every bit of furniture In the house

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Grab your coat you've pulled! That's it no more... Haha

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Yeah! Misstara closes another thread, again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I got chatted up in the pub. Some guy walked up to me and said... Im going to smash your back doors in!

So my reply was too late but I can smash yours in instead. Funnily enough he disappeared quick.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"The last time I got chatted up in the pub. Some guy walked up to me and said... Im going to smash your back doors in!

So my reply was too late but I can smash yours in instead. Funnily enough he disappeared quick. "

Bloody americans! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I suffer from amnesia do I come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last time I got chatted up in the pub. Some guy walked up to me and said... Im going to smash your back doors in!

So my reply was too late but I can smash yours in instead. Funnily enough he disappeared quick.

Bloody americans! Hehe"

Well he was a rough looking Glaswegian but is that where the phrase comes from?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

( Would you like to )come here... Often?!

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Should i tell the cab Your place or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey.. I got a 6pack

.. is a good one

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Hey.. I got a 6pack

.. is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last time I got chatted up in the pub. Some guy walked up to me and said... Im going to smash your back doors in!

So my reply was too late but I can smash yours in instead. Funnily enough he disappeared quick.

Bloody americans! Hehe

Well he was a rough looking Glaswegian but is that where the phrase comes from? "

I thought Keith Lemon made the phrase notoriously well known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not one of my lines:

Do you have pet insurance? ... Because I'm going to destroy your pussy!!!!

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Fancy having make up sex?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

Oh I like that one! Get your coat you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a bit of Scouse in you? No. Would you like some?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Have you got a bit of Scouse in you? No. Would you like some?

I've gone giddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

Oh I like that one! Get your coat you've pulled!

Whoohoo

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

Everyone wants a bit of red loving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a bit of Scouse in you? No. Would you like some?

I've gone giddy!

I have that effect

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Have you got a bit of Scouse in you? No. Would you like some?

I've gone giddy!

I have that effect

Believe it or not I eventually married the man with that cheesey chat up line! It was Wiltshire though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a bit of Scouse in you? No. Would you like some?

I've gone giddy!

I have that effect

Believe it or not I eventually married the man with that cheesey chat up line! It was Wiltshire though

Ah well can't win them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"( Would you like to )come here... Often?!

I don't know, I can't remember what it's like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last time I got chatted up in the pub. Some guy walked up to me and said... Im going to smash your back doors in!

So my reply was too late but I can smash yours in instead. Funnily enough he disappeared quick.

Bloody americans! Hehe

Well he was a rough looking Glaswegian but is that where the phrase comes from?

I thought Keith Lemon made the phrase notoriously well known"

That's right so he did x

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By *parky.69Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

As long as I have a face you will always have a place to sit xx

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