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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How long have we got for sex before the next sporting event that will prevent meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next Thursday another Test Match starts and The Open.

Hmmm choices, men who can last five days or smooth swingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The open golf starts at 9am on thursday

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Commonwealth Games next for me.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a three day window, at the wrong end of the week for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clear until the Rugby World Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football starts again on the 16th aug

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Commonwealth Games next for me."

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, whats that? got gym tomorrow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ..."

planning ahead there

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ..."

You could offer to show them the sights.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm clear until the Rugby World Cup"

Right, you're booked. All this sport is interfering with the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ...

You could offer to show them the sights.

"

So, you've perved her piccies too?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ..."

If Usain Bolt turns up he's mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm clear until the Rugby World Cup

Right, you're booked. All this sport is interfering with the sex.

"

All yours

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ...

You could offer to show them the sights.

So, you've perved her piccies too? "

Better than that, I've had the pleasure.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ...

If Usain Bolt turns up he's mine. "

I thought we sorted this out during the Olympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Commonwealth Games next for me.

I'm thinking there may be some hotties visiting locally for that one lol ..."

Well I'm visiting all the way from Welsh Wales, but I aint a hottie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't watch sport. All those men running around in shorts..... Hang on

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't watch sport. All those men running around in shorts..... Hang on "

The bike ones are in Lycra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Sighs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am not a fan of any sport I am available until further notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"(Sighs)

"

Are you still sighing?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time...."

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Sighs)

Are you still sighing?

"

Haha you remembered.

...it worked.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

"

Sneak in and take the fuse out of their TV plugs

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

Sneak in and take the fuse out of their TV plugs "

That's a lot of homes I have never been to that I will have to find.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

"

If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.

Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.

Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im not all that into sport .. meet me please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"(Sighs)

"

see .. sighs does matter after all

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.

Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.

Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!" "

Do I have to watch the sport too for this game to work?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.

Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.

Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!"

Do I have to watch the sport too for this game to work?

"

Watch it... suck cock during it... make food... go out shopping and leave them tied to a chair in front of the telly wearing nothing but a gimp mask... the choice is yours. The sport is just an excuse to invite them for a shag.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"turn the t.v off and dont buy any papers and you will be fine for any time....

How do you I stop the men I want to meet from switching their televisions on?

If sport on the telly is the only thing stopping a guy from going out and getting buried in a minge... then something is wrong.

Personally I like combining sporting events with sex........ Hamilton isn't the only one taking pole position on Sunday mornings.

Make a game of it... try shagging in time to the tennis or make sex bets - if (so-and-so) scores in the first half you get (whatever) at half time. Of course be prepared for the unexpected.... "yeah yeah yeah I'll do that to you if one of the players imitates a zombie and starts eating the opposition ha ha ha................. Luis Suarez just fucking did what!"

Do I have to watch the sport too for this game to work?

Watch it... suck cock during it... make food... go out shopping and leave them tied to a chair in front of the telly wearing nothing but a gimp mask... the choice is yours. The sport is just an excuse to invite them for a shag."

Got it. I'll go rope shopping as soon as I get the chance.

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