FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest Request youve had!?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far ive not really had any weird requests but ive seen quite a few peoples status' hinting theyve had one!

So im curious... just how bad do tgese requests get!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....

Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Some guy asked if he could shave my head. Bloody weirdo you can imagine my response!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....

Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....

FFS Soxy... Send them my way

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....

Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....

Send them to me!

Nothing very weird, just the usual come to mine the wife is out at the shops and the ones that want to stick things in my bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....

Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....

Ha!!! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy asked if he could shave my head. Bloody weirdo you can imagine my response!"

There are no words.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had sissy maids asking if I'd allow them to spring-clean my house (no sex involved)....

Cheeky fookers,,,,, my house is always clean....

FFS Soxy... Send them my way

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've had no weird requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes one couple said to me if I wanted to breed his wife whilst he was looking.. sadly they was abit to far.. otherwise I would do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.

Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.

Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight

How far back in the closet are you Jay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed some posts - just remember that some of the weird stuff is a bit too weird for the forums....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not weird but been offered £300 to do a porn film !!! Declined !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared

It could have been worse, they might have wanted you to stay there until it hatched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.

Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight

How far back in the closet are you Jay!

Narnia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not weird but been offered £300 to do a porn film !!! Declined !!"

£305...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One guy asked me if I fancied fucking his boyfriend. I'm guessing a gay version of cuckolding. I politely declined.

Then he said I can do it bareback if I wished. And wouldn't accept I was straight

How far back in the closet are you Jay!

Narnia"

Ha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanting me to piss in a nappy, instant block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a lady to eat her pussy, after the last time someone asked me to do that and the long court case that followed I declined her request and reported her to the RSPCA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared

It could have been worse, they might have wanted you to stay there until it hatched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few one guy wanted to try impregnat me before he went for the snip. And another wanted me to wear a nappy with him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy ask shel to use him as a toilet! Clearly not read our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared

Bloody hell they're worth a fortune ! I'd have done it , but then said it was wedged and you couldn't get it out.

Although it wouldn't look good when you turned up at Flog It to get it valued & they asked you to get your item out to get it valued !

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Had a very nice offer from a guy wanting to wank and Cum over my Feet and then he would lick it off..

The offer was so good - but I had to refuse..

I would have kicked him in the face - My Feet are so Ticklish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged and asked if I would cart on his face, closet followed by him asking me to poo on his face...... I declined.... His response??? Oh don't worry I'll poo on your face too.

Well of course that made ALL the difference!!!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I finally had the send me your used knickers one...feel so privileged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh I had one that asked me to sit on a faberge egg until it disappeared

Bloody hell they're worth a fortune ! I'd have done it , but then said it was wedged and you couldn't get it out.

Although it wouldn't look good when you turned up at Flog It to get it valued & they asked you to get your item out to get it valued !

Flog it, no no no would have to be Cash in The attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*fart sorry not cart!!! Clearly my phone thinks farting is to weird!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I was asked by a lady to eat her pussy, after the last time someone asked me to do that and the long court case that followed I declined her request and reported her to the RSPCA."

That made me proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had cash offers for my.profile undies before...

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"I finally had the send me your used knickers one...feel so privileged

Not forgetting the request to breed me also

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

years ago a bloke bought with him chains and padlocks and a pair of blue tights he wore the tights and asked me to chain him up and leave him for an hour tied to the bed

made myself a cuppa and forgot he was there!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked a few times if I can be impregnated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I finally had the send me your used knickers one...feel so privileged

Eat a kebab the day before you wear the knickers you're sending out. They probably won't bother you again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once received a polite invitation from a MM couple to watch gay porn at their house.

I politely decline the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple of guys representing a stag do ask me to join them all for the weekend as they were looking for a woman to 'party' with them.

I asked if hubby could tag along as he loves a stag do....suddenly I wasn't what they were looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It just gets wierder and wierder!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the guy from a couple contact me asking me to go to their house and wank in to her knicker draw. I politely declined.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

One was to... getting me pregnant

And you can all imagine my reply lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"One was to... getting me pregnant

And you can all imagine my reply lol

Oh and that was all in the first text lol

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

I had a guy ask if he could take me shoe shopping to the Louboutin shop at Harvey Nicks.... All I had to do was let him cum on them afterwards. I was so horrified he would ruin these gorgeous shoes so I declined

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A guy messaged and asked if I would cart on his face, closet followed by him asking me to poo on his face...... I declined.... His response??? Oh don't worry I'll poo on your face too.

Well of course that made ALL the difference!!!

Oh lol. So....did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received the following message. NOT on fab but sharing anyway:

I'd like to place you on an altar and perform a Satanic ritual on you. Come back if you're interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young single guy asking if id be interested in his parents as they were holidaying near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young single guy asking if id be interested in his parents as they were holidaying near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young single guy asking if id be interested in his parents as they were holidaying near me

I kid you not....my face is still like this

now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young single guy asking if id be interested in his parents as they were holidaying near me

I kid you not....my face is still like this

now"

Lol, that is extremely bizarre. I can't comprehend the conversation he'd of had with his parents if you'd have agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked to fuck me while throttling me and donkey punching me in the head, I think I was meant to freak our but I decided to play along and see if I could get him to back down first

Lots of messages were exchanged getting more and more freakish but he finally gave up when I said my fetish was be on a railway track with a train coming and to hold a cutthroat razor against his balls while he wanked in a race to cum before the train arrived as I fucked his arse with a barbed wire covered dildo

No idea why he gave up

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Been asked to:

Breast feed,

Change a guy's soiled nappy,

Stamp on someone's bollocks and cock repeatedly,

Crap on a glass table,

Be fucked till I bleed,

Meet someone down a dark alley to be 'used',

Send used condoms,

Be bred,

Meet a couple so they could strangle me.

Sure there are many more that are slipping my mind at the moment.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy asked to fuck me while throttling me and donkey punching me in the head, I think I was meant to freak our but I decided to play along and see if I could get him to back down first

No idea why he gave up

Ah, the old barbed wire dildo.....a personal favourite of mine.

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By *ornyHousewife 68Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

I've been asked if a guy can come round and clean my house naked, also a guy who wants to come round and take me shopping, clothes, food whatever I want and he will pay!!

Just today a guy messaged asking for a threesome with hubby and me and how much would we charge him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To poo on him - block

When at Uni - To meet him at the hockey pitch / he would have a balaclava on through the "fun" - I went to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged and asked if I would cart on his face, closet followed by him asking me to poo on his face...... I declined.... His response??? Oh don't worry I'll poo on your face too.

Well of course that made ALL the difference!!!

Oh lol. So....did you?

Alas, I was washing my hair that night

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Most of my strange requests have been from guys, even though it states on my profile that I'm straight. One guy wanted me to come over and wank off to porn with him.

There was a couple that sent me a daft one but I can't remember what it was, just that my thoughts at the time were "fuck no"!

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