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warning, saddest thing you'll ever read. Traumatised :'(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

her clothes all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill

And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over

Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.

Hey. He needed the money.

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt

twas split right up the front

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her ......

(but she didn't wear that one very often)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude. Are you ok ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a net and a van,we just need to catch him and get the Drs to check him out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No can't stop crying, it's really sad. Marys lamb, it gets me everytime!

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By *anglefootedMan
over a year ago

northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 1000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantle piece to see if they would ffffffffall off

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