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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So I've been fed and watered and now have a tequila sunrise to hand...Roger is asleep and I'm in a mischievous mood....let's have a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a long slow comfortable screw against the wall before I go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

count me in - im sooo bored today lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I fancy a long slow comfortable screw against the wall before I go out "

Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a long slow comfortable screw against the wall before I go out

Tart "

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the beer in one hand already

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I fancy a long slow comfortable screw against the wall before I go out

Tart

Takes one to know one "

Yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just gonna pop to the shops for mind altering refreshments, I'll take orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring the nibbles.... Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to drive first so can't start yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is in a party (vodka) mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey did I miss the jerk chicken???? Sod it! I'll have a G&T with pink grapefruit juice then. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Roger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a beach party. I have a bikini somewhere ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy sex on the beach?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hey did I miss the jerk chicken???? Sod it! I'll have a G&T with pink grapefruit juice then. ..."

There is loads left!!! Oh man that drink sounds so refreshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's Roger?"

The Dodger.. I mean Lodger

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who's Roger?"

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who's Roger?

The Dodger.. I mean Lodger "

That too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's Roger?

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger "

Why is he asleep before 7pm? Anyhoo, I'll have a rhubarb vodka and lemonade please, failing that, any old red wine will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a s**t day, I'm stressed out, fed up and annoyed.......breath

Can I come I need a bit of stress relief and fun

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who's Roger?

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger

Why is he asleep before 7pm? Anyhoo, I'll have a rhubarb vodka and lemonade please, failing that, any old red wine will do "

That man can sleep 24/7 plus he has just eaten half a cow and chicken and pork and a bottle of red wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i'll join in and start the cheesy music playlist

agadoo, superman, sex on the beach, gangbang, saturday night, macarena, cha cha slide, fast food song, barbie girl, 5678, ketchup song, wake me up before you go go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we paint funny things on Rogers face ?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"yeah i'll join in and start the cheesy music playlist

agadoo, superman, sex on the beach, gangbang, saturday night, macarena, cha cha slide, fast food song, barbie girl, 5678, ketchup song, wake me up before you go go

"

Don't forget B52's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's Roger?

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger

Why is he asleep before 7pm? Anyhoo, I'll have a rhubarb vodka and lemonade please, failing that, any old red wine will do

That man can sleep 24/7 plus he has just eaten half a cow and chicken and pork and a bottle of red wine... "

Christ, are you sure he's only sleeping???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we paint funny things on Rogers face ?"

With permanent marker pen?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can we paint funny things on Rogers face ?"

Do what you like to him.....a fooking bomb wouldn't wake him up

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Thought Roger the lodger was a party game

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who's Roger?

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger

Why is he asleep before 7pm? Anyhoo, I'll have a rhubarb vodka and lemonade please, failing that, any old red wine will do

That man can sleep 24/7 plus he has just eaten half a cow and chicken and pork and a bottle of red wine...

Christ, are you sure he's only sleeping??? "

I think so I hope he ain't had another heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we paint funny things on Rogers face ?

With permanent marker pen? "

And take photos and email them to his friends.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can we paint funny things on Rogers face ?

With permanent marker pen?

And take photos and email them to his friends. "

Nah just stick them on his profile on here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Now come on misscheeky, you should be coming to The Attic tonight for a PAAAARRRRTTTTAAAYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah i'll join in and start the cheesy music playlist

agadoo, superman, sex on the beach, gangbang, saturday night, macarena, cha cha slide, fast food song, barbie girl, 5678, ketchup song, wake me up before you go go

Don't forget B52's "

classic.. loveeeeeeee shack!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Pizza has just been ordered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's Roger?

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger

Why is he asleep before 7pm? Anyhoo, I'll have a rhubarb vodka and lemonade please, failing that, any old red wine will do

That man can sleep 24/7 plus he has just eaten half a cow and chicken and pork and a bottle of red wine...

Christ, are you sure he's only sleeping???

I think so I hope he ain't had another heart attack "
another one? What ya doing to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a quick shower i need to freshen up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Forgot to mention Peanut Butter is widely available

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who's Roger?

Roger is the famous Roger the lodger....basically he is my lodger

Why is he asleep before 7pm? Anyhoo, I'll have a rhubarb vodka and lemonade please, failing that, any old red wine will do

That man can sleep 24/7 plus he has just eaten half a cow and chicken and pork and a bottle of red wine...

Christ, are you sure he's only sleeping???

I think so I hope he ain't had another heart attack another one? What ya doing to him "

It ain't me it's the 4 women he has on the go

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just gonna have a quick 40 winks and I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find me in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I have to turn around I think Ive left the iron on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just gonna have a quick 40 winks and I'm in"

Bloody hell your avatar!! That's massive!

I'm on my way......

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just gonna have a quick 40 winks and I'm in"

Did you finish that burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought Roger the lodger was a party game "

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would any one like to dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anybody hear me at knocking at the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now ringing the bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting through the letter box LET ME IN I CAN SEE YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would any one like to dance?"

Quick step, Foxy trot or a smoooch

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

OMG I've now figured out how to turn off the annoying beep that my virgin remote makes....woohoo that is how entertaining my night has got lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Just gonna have a quick 40 winks and I'm in

Bloody hell your avatar!! That's massive!

I'm on my way...... "

Why thank you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Just gonna have a quick 40 winks and I'm in

Did you finish that burger "

Not quite which was a bit disappointing. It was meant to be a 30 minute challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would any one like to dance?

Quick step, Foxy trot or a smoooch "

Slow down and smooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then nobody has opened the front door....turns away and walks slowly back to his car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would any one like to dance?

Quick step, Foxy trot or a smoooch

Slow down and smooch "

Ohhh can someone dim the lights please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the party is more exciting than Lego movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would any one like to dance?

Quick step, Foxy trot or a smoooch

Slow down and smooch

Ohhh can someone dim the lights please "

And can everyone get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok then nobody has opened the front door....turns away and walks slowly back to his car."

Come back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this said foam party

Can we have a foam party

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm drinking a bottle of strawberry cider

And here's another for the first lady to sit next to me and whisper something suggestive in my ear

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Shouting through the letter box LET ME IN I CAN SEE YOU "

Nah nah nah, you've got it all wrong, you should shove ya cock through the letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to be at a party but stll here

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm still here

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've just arrived. Had the laziest day ever following a sober and very entertaining late night. Make mine a refreshing one. I actually fancy a G&T for a change.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm still here "

I'm not. No one wanted to whisper anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still smooching with e-jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im about to start the conga.. who's joining me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention a party? We've just got in from last night - anyone got any redbull?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"im about to start the conga.. who's joining me? "

Me I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take an extra strong coffee with a couple of caffeine tablets and a paracetamol please! 2wheels broke me...

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring the nibbles.... Haha"

does that include salted nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im about to start the conga.. who's joining me?

Me I suppose. "

hold on steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joins the conga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come? I have caramel vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joins the conga "

mmmmm hello sexy! shall i grab you or you holding steves hips?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've got Pimms and strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joins the conga

mmmmm hello sexy! shall i grab you or you holding steves hips? "

I will let a Women squeeze in front and behind me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where's the totty

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away "

Hello! May I take this next dance?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away

Hello! May I take this next dance? "
will you dance with me as well

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Where's the totty

"

The potty?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away

Hello! May I take this next dance? will you dance with me as well

"

Do your hands wander? If so, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joins the conga

mmmmm hello sexy! shall i grab you or you holding steves hips?

I will let a Women squeeze in front and behind me "

i'll pinch ur bum then hold onto your hips.. u can be the leader

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away

Hello! May I take this next dance? will you dance with me as well

Do your hands wander? If so, yes "
of cause they do, nice grope of your bum

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

Anyone for Postman's Knock ... With a naughty twist ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away

Hello! May I take this next dance? "

You may and I hope you're a good dancer

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Anyone for Postman's Knock ... With a naughty twist ? "

Is it naked postmans knock? Cos diamond is slowly pulling my jeans down as we dance. It's more a mild truffle shuffle ATM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for Postman's Knock ... With a naughty twist ? "

Knock Knock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Anyone for Postman's Knock ... With a naughty twist ?

Is it naked postmans knock? Cos diamond is slowly pulling my jeans down as we dance. It's more a mild truffle shuffle ATM "
like you need an excuse to strip off

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"House party? Count me in .

I'm gonna shower, change into something nice, put my heels on and get ready to dance the night away

Hello! May I take this next dance?

You may and I hope you're a good

dancer "

Oh, I am....hang on....diamond is waltzing me your way and step, two three and twirl and release and....

Hi! I'm steve, pleased to meet all of you

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES


"Anyone for Postman's Knock ... With a naughty twist ?

Is it naked postmans knock? Cos diamond is slowly pulling my jeans down as we dance. It's more a mild truffle shuffle ATM "

I never do naked anything ..but don't let me stop you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ok...ok...it doesn't take me long to strip but have a cheeky peeky at my pics and the hipsters are staying on for that....phwooar-are-the-rumours-true? sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still smooching with e-jay "

Hopefully it leads somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a naughty d*unken snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a naughty d*unken snog "

Steps forward

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want a dance with the fittys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in. Had crap day in work. Daves dads next door neighbour is dying. Shes known him all his life. Difficult as she was my patient but also an honor to look after her and hubby at this difficult time. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

Steps forward "

That was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party!!! Im abit if a party animal so count me in lol! Clubbing on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a dance with the fittys

"

Bugger...!!!! Only the fittys...???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I want a naughty d*unken snog "

There once was a guy called steve *hic*

who thought he was really cool *hic*

no one wanted him to leave *hic*

But he was just a fool *bleuurggh*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I want a dance with the fittys

"

I'm fittish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

Steps forward

That was easy"

Easily lead when d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

There once was a guy called steve *hic*

who thought he was really cool *hic*

no one wanted him to leave *hic*

But he was just a fool *bleuurggh*

"

Did you just vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

Steps forward

That was easy

Easily lead when d*unk "

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess im being ignored x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x "

* Offers drink of choice and a Hug...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x "

Who said that

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

If I set off now, will I be too late? Last time I got lost in Bedford...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should have a forum webcam social. And finally get to see what you all look like.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

And nearly missed out on the pig roast he he

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

There once was a guy called steve *hic*

who thought he was really cool *hic*

no one wanted him to leave *hic*

But he was just a fool *bleuurggh*

Did you just vom"

No...the hics were the lovely people here doing the chorus but at the end they got sick of my narcissism, egotistical manner and downright ridiculousness and vommed on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And nearly missed out on the pig roast he he "

Not like you to miss out on a nice sausage, ma chère..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always in the kitchen at parties

Wasn't that a song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x

* Offers drink of choice and a Hug... "

Rhanks euro, longvtime no speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said hog pig roast whatever it bloody is Where is this haha? Would be a meet worthwhile haha!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Guess im being ignored x "
come sit with me I'm spying the totty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

There once was a guy called steve *hic*

who thought he was really cool *hic*

no one wanted him to leave *hic*

But he was just a fool *bleuurggh*

Did you just vom

No...the hics were the lovely people here doing the chorus but at the end they got sick of my narcissism, egotistical manner and downright ridiculousness and vommed on me. "

Ahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x "

It's ok you can join me I was ignored too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to join this party? Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx"

No. You're more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x come sit with me I'm spying the totty

"

ooo thanks diamond. Love totty spotting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

No. You're more than welcome "

Thank you. On my way. Woohoo. Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Guess im being ignored x

It's ok you can join me I was ignored too "

You're more than welcome too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x

It's ok you can join me I was ignored too "

no one puts missmo in the corner, come un sit by me un diamonds, we're totty spootting xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"And nearly missed out on the pig roast he he

Not like you to miss out on a nice sausage, ma chère.. "

Thick and meaty...cants beat a good saucisse

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

No. You're more than welcome

Thank you. On my way. Woohoo. Xx"

Have a strawbewwry spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx"

nah come on. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

No. You're more than welcome

Thank you. On my way. Woohoo. Xx

Have a strawbewwry spider"

Oooeerrr. Do I really want one of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you. "

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting "

Perfect. Im in. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x

It's ok you can join me I was ignored too

no one puts missmo in the corner, come un sit by me un diamonds, we're totty spootting xx"

Oooo goodie I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx"

happy happy happy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another late comer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx

happy happy happy xx"

Have we spotted any yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x

It's ok you can join me I was ignored too

no one puts missmo in the corner, come un sit by me un diamonds, we're totty spootting xx

Oooo goodie I like that "

what? Totty spitting orcall of us in our little corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little,ne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx

happy happy happy xx

Have we spotted any yet "

I have my eye on a couple. Xx

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London


"I want a naughty d*unken snog

There once was a guy called steve *hic*

who thought he was really cool *hic*

no one wanted him to leave *hic*

But he was just a fool *bleuurggh*

"

Someone's d*unk already sorry to jump in "gate crasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little,ne "

course come on in. Shut the door theres a bit of a draft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx

happy happy happy xx

Have we spotted any yet

I have my eye on a couple. Xx "

dare we ask who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, have a bottle of vodka to make up for my lateness. Now where's the totty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess im being ignored x

It's ok you can join me I was ignored too

no one puts missmo in the corner, come un sit by me un diamonds, we're totty spootting xx

Oooo goodie I like that

what? Totty spitting orcall of us in our little corner "

Both

And look smart ladies I think I've spotted one (or six)

Mmmm scrumptious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok own up who shut us away in that cupboard?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There are some hot looking people at this party roll on the Halloween party for a real party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok own up who shut us away in that cupboard? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx

happy happy happy xx

Have we spotted any yet

I have my eye on a couple. Xx

dare we ask who?"

You dont need to ask. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some hot looking people at this party roll on the Halloween party for a real party "

I got my outfit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx

happy happy happy xx

Have we spotted any yet

I have my eye on a couple. Xx

dare we ask who?

You dont need to ask. Xx "

awwwwwww thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little,ne

course come on in. Shut the door theres a bit of a draft"

steps right in

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"There are some hot looking people at this party roll on the Halloween party for a real party

I got my outfit xx "

I'm on the look out for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join this party? Xx

nah come on. Xx

Thank you.

me, diamonds, missmo and you are totty spotting

Perfect. Im in. Xx

happy happy happy xx

Have we spotted any yet

I have my eye on a couple. Xx

dare we ask who?

You dont need to ask. Xx

awwwwwww thank you xx"

My pleasure. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok own up who shut us away in that cupboard?

"

Might have known it would be you Jules you going to let us out then ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Too tired to party.

Is it bedtime yet? *stifles yawn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok own up who shut us away in that cupboard? "

sorry that would be my fat ass catching the door as i conga'd passed.. didnt realised there were folk in there shaggin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure. "

Chin up pour a large one

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London

Ok! Who just pinched my bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum? "

meeeeeeeeeee

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum? "

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure. "

Hands you a stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure. "

pppssssttt open the cupboard and let us out please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please tell me cheeky youve a room full of cushions that we can just pass out into.. end of the night it will just be full of bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure.

Chin up pour a large one "

Thank you and cheers .... and may the great skip god in the sky drop one on the ex's car, with him in it would be an added bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure.

pppssssttt open the cupboard and let us out please! "

Fox ache I thought this room was a bit crowded!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"please tell me cheeky youve a room full of cushions that we can just pass out into.. end of the night it will just be full of bodies "

I have indeed

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum?

I did "

Omg it was a host Love the jerk btw it's very hot just like you pinches back

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum?

I did

Omg it was a host Love the jerk btw it's very hot just like you pinches back "

Fancy a smooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure. "

I've got a stiff one.

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum?

I did

Omg it was a host Love the jerk btw it's very hot just like you pinches back

Fancy a smooch "

Oh go on then if you insist but not in the cupboard I think it's full

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum?

I did

Omg it was a host Love the jerk btw it's very hot just like you pinches back

Fancy a smooch

Oh go on then if you insist but not in the cupboard I think it's full "

Pucker up I'm coming in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shuts his eyes and jumps into the mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who's up for an orgy ?

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London


"Ok! Who just pinched my bum?

I did

Omg it was a host Love the jerk btw it's very hot just like you pinches back

Fancy a smooch

Oh go on then if you insist but not in the cupboard I think it's full

Pucker up I'm coming in "

Wow aren't you a good kisser I'm hooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? unusually for me I have vodka.

Had a bitch of a day with my daughters ex and his family being abusive. I need a stiff one tonight that's for sure.

pppssssttt open the cupboard and let us out please! "

Fox ache I thought this room was a bit crowded!

Time for another round of drinks in a new thread. xx

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