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found out today why I missed renting a new flat

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By *oulou45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

...Well? x

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By *nderstandingfellaMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

You didn't win the euros last night?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I guess we're not going to find out why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything like this thread didn't get the full details of the place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a guessing game ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost interest already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u found the landlord on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything like this thread didn't get the full details of the place lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to stay shtum as threads like this make me Grrrrrrr....

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

It will be because she is a swinger

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat"
that's good, as no one likes being left in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it because you don't finish stories properly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it because you smell

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat that's good, as no one likes being left in the dark "

Mushrooms do !!

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Did the landlady find out you'd been shagging her husband.

Lenny xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think it's because the OP is a repeater but not a heavy cummer.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I blame the MP's, Social Workers & Bi guys.... it was them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat that's good, as no one likes being left in the dark "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it because the landlady had a preference for BBC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her status. Says just met new neighbour. Maybe she got the flat???? Or second choice or third etc etc !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame the MP's, Social Workers & Bi guys.... it was them"

Na, it'll be one of them fake straight guys pretending to be......a woman

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I guess we're not going to find out why.

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At least have a guess then Lickety

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I blame the MP's, Social Workers & Bi guys.... it was them

Na, it'll be one of them fake straight guys pretending to be......a woman "

aye true enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plot thickens

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Coem on Loulou I have to cook the tea soon, why didn't you get the dream flat?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The plot thickens "

Are you making the gravy for Rugger's tea

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Her status. Says just met new neighbour. Maybe she got the flat???? Or second choice or third etc etc !!! "

That could be a new neighbour at the old flat.

Some people are just such a tease aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know why yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone needs it look at the OPs profile to determine how far away she is. Then on a map draw a circle with that exact radius. Then we all compare and eventually track her down.

Then we nominate the nearest to go knock her up and ask her why

Bloody rude to leave everyone waiting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Everyone needs it look at the OPs profile to determine how far away she is. Then on a map draw a circle with that exact radius. Then we all compare and eventually track her down.

Then we nominate the nearest to go knock her up and ask her why

Bloody rude to leave everyone waiting "

Do we need to use maths for this?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

So we haven't found out yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone needs it look at the OPs profile to determine how far away she is. Then on a map draw a circle with that exact radius. Then we all compare and eventually track her down.

Then we nominate the nearest to go knock her up and ask her why

Bloody rude to leave everyone waiting "

I think someone from an earlier thread would be able to track her down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know. Mail me to arrange for a meet over coffee then a 5 minute session. I'll tell you after if you were good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe before she was living with family and now she is renting her dream flat and she missed having her own place I think I fecking got it o.a.p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a fake flat!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"It was a fake flat! "

She needs to block and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on "

Block a flat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on "

Or start a thread about it.

Oh she has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on "

A timewaster flat owner

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on

Block a fart? "

You would be better thought of if you managed that in the lift though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any news yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the flat is bi but has straight listed in it's profile.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

What a cliff hanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on "

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A block of flats?

Oh ok, I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any news yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone needs it look at the OPs profile to determine how far away she is. Then on a map draw a circle with that exact radius. Then we all compare and eventually track her down.

Then we nominate the nearest to go knock her up and ask her why

Bloody rude to leave everyone waiting

Do we need to use maths for this?

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You need a ruler and a pair of compasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she filled in her application as completely as the post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to profile... She's met new neighbour..

So...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This thread has fell a bit flat. I had hopes it would rise as high as a well, you know what, but no. It needs a lift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it because you didnt give your full details on the application?

Something missing from this thread too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if that was done as a joke... lol Amusing thread anyway!

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

Landlord was a timewaster and didn't have the decency to let you know he has found someone else. ...

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

You woke up?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

any news yet,or is she still out house hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta say I've had a shit day and this has made me giggle

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"any news yet,or is she still out house hunting "

How does one hunt a house? Do you dig a big hole in the ground and cover it with Formica? I hope not, as it sounds like your place would come with ready made subsidence. Perhaps it involves a big net. I know an entire row of terraces which were caught in that way. I can tell because the nets are still up in the windows.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft

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A flat minor

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How are the sleuths doing on this one?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"How are the sleuths doing on this one?

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I'm stood on a corner, in a leopard print raincoat, collar pulled up, boobies poking out through the front and my trilby pulled down low, staking out a flat just in case the OP arrives here.

I think I may have been sold some duff information, though, as the AA have arrived and are now changing the tyre. He is a very nice man, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are the sleuths doing on this one?

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Pleeeeease tell us

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How are the sleuths doing on this one?

I'm stood on a corner, in a leopard print raincoat, collar pulled up, boobies poking out through the front and my trilby pulled down low, staking out a flat just in case the OP arrives here.

I think I may have been sold some duff information, though, as the AA have arrived and are now changing the tyre. He is a very nice man, though. "

When he bends over drill him for some information.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on

Block a flat? "

I was trying out a bit of humour, sorry about that, it won't happen again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It was a fake flat!

She needs to block and move on

Block a flat?

I was trying out a bit of humour, sorry about that, it won't happen again "

You're not allowed humour. You know we have to laugh if you tell us to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo. Keet going!! Been following this thread all day! Loads bettet than eastenders or corrie. The suspenders is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm worried that the OP is now sleeping rough , I hope they had a back up flat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm worried that the OP is now sleeping rough , I hope they had a back up flat. "

Maybe with the new neighbour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm worried that the OP is now sleeping rough , I hope they had a back up flat.

Maybe with the new neighbour?"

Hopefully the offered more that a cup of sugar.

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat that's good, as no one likes being left in the dark "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat"
come on loulou I got a school run in september

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder if the OP wrote for those 30's serials, where the star was trapped on a train heading for a cliff and just when it looked like certain curtains for him, the film finished and you had to tune back in next week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you kept info off your application?

Because of global warming?

Because you dreamt the whole thing?

Zombies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason................."

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't sleep last night as it is !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason................."

UNLOS would at least remove the sense of being dangled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't sleep last night as it is !!"

ya nosy bastard...now enough nosiness..get ur pussy fucked and ignore these threads that start and have no end lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

UNLOS would at least remove the sense of being dangled."

what if they came back and said

"do u still want to know why I cant move into my new flat?"

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't sleep last night as it is !!

ya nosy bastard...now enough nosiness..get ur pussy fucked and ignore these threads that start and have no end lol"

I am female, I can do both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't sleep last night as it is !!

ya nosy bastard...now enough nosiness..get ur pussy fucked and ignore these threads that start and have no end lol

I am female, I can do both at the same time "

I demand snatch shots..I've always considered u a single male liar

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flatcome on loulou I got a school run in september "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't sleep last night as it is !!

ya nosy bastard...now enough nosiness..get ur pussy fucked and ignore these threads that start and have no end lol

I am female, I can do both at the same time "

Could she get a naughty step for bad form on the forum?

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

I reckon that loulou went out on the piss with her best pal , turned up d*unk and the landlord was shocked at the state of her so refused her the keys ...

when her pal heard this she went round and gave the landlord a face full of abuse ....the landlord then got a hold of loulou and asked why her pal did this ? Loulou said she didn't know and asked for her name , he said she was alice ! To which loulou replied alice ? Who the fuk is alice. ....and it all kicked off again ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they asked you if you wanted the flat you didn't answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone been in touch with LouLou? She might be tied up some where and unable to use her hands

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Has anyone been in touch with LouLou? She might be tied up some where and unable to use her hands "

Or chained to the radiator in a different flat for sins of procrastination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be the start of a whole new thread. How to punish someone who has missed out on their dream flat for being....

Entries on an e-postcard please lol.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I found out today why I missed renting my dream flat"

this the where the eastenders dramatic music comes in at the end.......

tune in next week to find what happens.....

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

You missed out on your dream flat because it was only a flat you dreamed about in your sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is IT a quiet time for actually finding fun on here, or what!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Is IT a quiet time for actually finding fun on here, or what!!! "

It's also a bad time for flat hunting it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know.... seems like there's a flat out their with someone tied up and waiting. I wonder if I can sell the idea as a tv show to noel edmunds or chris tarrant. What would it be called? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right guys loulou is fine, she has has to go and stay with her sister in Skegness. She never got the flat due to the landlords son moving in instead. Loulou is embarking on another adventure in her life right now and asks us to respect her privacy. loulou and the chronicles of narnia pt 2 will be published tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok folks. I've just looked at loulou's profile - she has just logged in about 20 mins ago. Her last status update 22 hrs ago was she had just met her new neighbour. So did the neighbour handcuff her to the bed or did they just break in to rescue loulou after she cuffed herself to the bed and forgot to have the keys within reach (c'mon someone else must have done that too!).

& yes I am bored today!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked us to respect her privacy?

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London

Missed out on the postcode lottery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loulou is a very private person. She never meant it to get this far. She's worried incase the daily Mail get ahold of her controversial post and adventures. As I say tomorrow will see the brand new exclusive chapter from her latest book, Loulou and her chronicles of narnia pt 2 and maybe Loulou bangs dollars cowboys end route to Alaska pt 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had to check i wasn't on facebook for a second there - the world of half a drama!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op attention seeking maybe ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"loulou is a very private person. She never meant it to get this far. She's worried incase the daily Mail get ahold of her controversial post and adventures. As I say tomorrow will see the brand new exclusive chapter from her latest book, Loulou and her chronicles of narnia pt 2 and maybe Loulou bangs dollars cowboys end route to Alaska pt 3."

To be fair to many of the posters on this thread it long ceased to be about the OP and whatever is actually happening to her.

My advice to very private people is to keep things to themselves as threads take on a life of their own. Once it's out there how people respond cannot be predicted and controlled. At best it can be managed.

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London

She can't bounce off the neighbours Wi-Fi signal anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u found the landlord on fab"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this post could be one of those sydney uni type social experiments about how a thread can take on a life of it's own. Just hope loulou is ok. Peace out!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"this post could be one of those sydney uni type social experiments about how a thread can take on a life of it's own. Just hope loulou is ok. Peace out!! "

The FaceB thingy has been in the press for manipulating content to see if they could elicit good and bad feelings. All without explicit user consent. Be careful of those terms and conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would like to be manipulated x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have we found out yet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have we found out yet "

Yes, see above.

In short, the landlord gave his son the flat.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Have we found out yet

Yes, see above.

In short, the landlord gave his son the flat.

"

What a let down that turned out to be!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have we found out yet

Yes, see above.

In short, the landlord gave his son the flat.

What a let down that turned out to be! "

It could have been covered in the OP as a response to the title but just think what joy we would have lost if that had been the case.

Enjoy the process, live in the moment and don't judge everything by the outcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly kept me amused!!!

Going to have to give the forum a miss soon

Starting to become a bit like Victor Meldrum reading some of the posts on here in general - don't want to be sucked into the negativity.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"imagine all our horror when the OP goes usernolongeronsite

and hasnt told us the reason.................

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I didn't sleep last night as it is !!

ya nosy bastard...now enough nosiness..get ur pussy fucked and ignore these threads that start and have no end lol

I am female, I can do both at the same time

I demand snatch shots..I've always considered u a single male liar "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This is the most bizarre thread I've seen for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we found out yet

Yes, see above.

In short, the landlord gave his son the flat.

"

Oh my giddy aunt!

Is that it?

I feel a little let down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys... I'm pulling your legs! Jreeeeez! It's all still a mystery.. Give it another hour someone will be calling the police reporting a missing person lmfao!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Guys... I'm pulling your legs! Jreeeeez! It's all still a mystery.. Give it another hour someone will be calling the police reporting a missing person lmfao! "

HAHAHAHAHA... I'd guessed as much from your post x funny though x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Have we found out yet

Yes, see above.

In short, the landlord gave his son the flat.

What a let down that turned out to be! "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Guys... I'm pulling your legs! Jreeeeez! It's all still a mystery.. Give it another hour someone will be calling the police reporting a missing person lmfao! "

Is it really still a mystery or are you enabling us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still a mystery. Nothing more, nothing less.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now there is a new mystery: what did Ruggers post and remove?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

It was the answer to the OP, but I have decided I am keeping it to myself now to make you all suffer a bit longer

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It was the answer to the OP, but I have decided I am keeping it to myself now to make you all suffer a bit longer "

Oooo, the power you wield. All the subs will be licking their screens.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Has anyone bid for the film rights, yet?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"It was the answer to the OP, but I have decided I am keeping it to myself now to make you all suffer a bit longer

Oooo, the power you wield. All the subs will be licking their screens. "

.

I am still waiting too, I wish lou Lou would turn up and tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it the op veiwed it and went to sign keys and then lost the way could not remember were the flat was just like the op cant remember were the op posed the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time? "

Do butlers butle?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time?

Do butlers butle?"

No, they buttle.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time?

Do butlers butle?

No, they buttle. "

But only butter.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time?

Do butlers butle?

No, they buttle.

But only butter. "

I can't believe it's not butler.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time?

Do butlers butle?

No, they buttle.

But only butter.

I can't believe it's not butler."

This has made my day, Butler

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So it wasn't the Butler, but the landlord's son who done it? Do we know if he does any Butlering in his spare time?

Do butlers butle?

No, they buttle.

But only butter.

I can't believe it's not butler.

This has made my day, Butler "

You need a leery smiley if you're going to say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time "

Come on, at this late stage Complex we expect a much more complex response that that.

I think she's waiting until the thread reaches 174 posts so that she has the last word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Methinks this thread will reach 175 posts before loulou's loss is explained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time

Come on, at this late stage Complex we expect a much more complex response that that.

I think she's waiting until the thread reaches 174 posts so that she has the last word.

"

The forum have turned this into an elaborate plot I bet the answer is simple. Not all responses have to be Complex

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time

Come on, at this late stage Complex we expect a much more complex response that that.

I think she's waiting until the thread reaches 174 posts so that she has the last word.

The forum have turned this into an elaborate plot I bet the answer is simple. Not all responses have to be Complex "

No, but yours do. It is the law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone up for a cup of tea? I don't know what's happening.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Maybe the flat disappeared into an all consuming fog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't someone just message her to ask. The suspense is agony

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe the flat disappeared into an all consuming fog."

I think it was transported to another dimension, like the Phantom Zone. That's the one that spins around as a flat screen isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did loulou have the all important Forum Insurance, Flat section?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time

Come on, at this late stage Complex we expect a much more complex response that that.

I think she's waiting until the thread reaches 174 posts so that she has the last word.

The forum have turned this into an elaborate plot I bet the answer is simple. Not all responses have to be Complex

No, but yours do. It is the law. "

Ok the landlord is Lionel Messi and he could not get the contract back in time because his carried pigeon has been kidnapped by a street gang in Brazil.

Lou Lou has just landed in Rio with the Expendables to rescue the pigeon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time

Come on, at this late stage Complex we expect a much more complex response that that.

I think she's waiting until the thread reaches 174 posts so that she has the last word.

The forum have turned this into an elaborate plot I bet the answer is simple. Not all responses have to be Complex

No, but yours do. It is the law.

Ok the landlord is Lionel Messi and he could not get the contract back in time because his carried pigeon has been kidnapped by a street gang in Brazil.

Lou Lou has just landed in Rio with the Expendables to rescue the pigeon

"

Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound.

When courage is needed, you're never around.

Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest

Should be there for bungling at which you are best.

So, stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Howwww!

Nab him

Jab him

Tab him

Grab him

Stop that pigeon now.

You, silly, stop snickering, it's not worth the chance.

For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants.

And clunk, you invent me a thingamabob

That catches that pigeon or I lose my job.

So, stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Howwww!

Nab him

Jab him

Tab him

Grab him

Stop that pigeon now.

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple answer is he landlord gave it to someone else with a faster response time

Come on, at this late stage Complex we expect a much more complex response that that.

I think she's waiting until the thread reaches 174 posts so that she has the last word.

The forum have turned this into an elaborate plot I bet the answer is simple. Not all responses have to be Complex

No, but yours do. It is the law.

Ok the landlord is Lionel Messi and he could not get the contract back in time because his carried pigeon has been kidnapped by a street gang in Brazil.

Lou Lou has just landed in Rio with the Expendables to rescue the pigeon

Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound.

When courage is needed, you're never around.

Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest

Should be there for bungling at which you are best.

So, stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Howwww!

Nab him

Jab him

Tab him

Grab him

Stop that pigeon now.

You, silly, stop snickering, it's not worth the chance.

For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants.

And clunk, you invent me a thingamabob

That catches that pigeon or I lose my job.

So, stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Stop that pigeon

Howwww!

Nab him

Jab him

Tab him

Grab him

Stop that pigeon now.

hehehehehe "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Did loulou have the all important Forum Insurance, Flat section?"

No, there is a disclaimer that excludes flats and all other fixed buildings.

I'm hoping Lou turns up for the last post and says 'th, th, that's all folks.'

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Glad to see this post has Been explained adequately

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London

So is there an investigation going on? Or did I miss the final episode and all been revealed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flat was in Brigadoon.......

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's in Atlantis and the landlord is getting a minor damp problem sorted first.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

She's not telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This story is longer than Game of Thrones

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"This story is longer than Game of Thrones "

Yes and we've reached The Wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This story is longer than Game of Thrones

Yes and we've reached The Wall "

Ahhh! She didn't get it cos Pink Floyd have rented it for rehearsal space

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

look at me thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"look at me thread?"

It worked, I had a look at you

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ooh damn has she not been back on yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's been online but maybe forgot about her thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's been online but maybe forgot about her thread "

I think she has read it and thought wow it's gone viral. I am staying away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is such a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must say we love this post

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think the OP should post pics of her stood outside a flat looking glum, with the tagline edited in: DENIED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey not been on the Forums for a couple of days Are we still in the dark abut this flat?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's still got to get to 174 before the denouement, which I will miss as I get started on my work as soon as I have finished eating my banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was busy sorting out her driving licence and forgot about the deadline

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Tune in next week for another gripping episode of "today I found out...." With special guest Jonnny 'I ain't sayin nothin' Tightlips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the most pointless ridiculous threads I've ever read on here, and there's been quite a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/07/14 10:01:04]

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Listen, don't tell the ad mins, but the flat is where all the naughty people have to go, when they have been (word missing) it's where the naughty chair is kept, and I should know lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"One of the most pointless ridiculous threads I've ever read on here, and there's been quite a few."

But we made it all our own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the most pointless ridiculous threads I've ever read on here, and there's been quite a few."

You didn't have to read it or make a comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the most pointless ridiculous threads I've ever read on here, and there's been quite a few.

You didn't have to read it or make a comment "

Damn you beat me to it Legs

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By *ingersnthumbsMan
over a year ago

London

To be continued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the most pointless ridiculous threads I've ever read on here, and there's been quite a few.

You didn't have to read it or make a comment

Damn you beat me to it Legs "

I'm quick....sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any news?? Gone a bit flat this story....

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