FabSwingers.com forum: Ranty Pants Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a rant, not worth dedicating a whole thread to it so I thought I would put on my ranty pants, have a rant, take them off & pass them on. If you fancy wearing the ranty pants go right ahead...

Ok, ranty pants on.....why, when it clearly states on my profile I do not meet smokers do men persist in contacting me, posing as non smokers, go through the whole chat, banter, text, phone call, finally meet then.....they stink of smoke!!! Argh! Then they say " I don't smoke much" Err yeah, but you smoke...busted, binned, bummer.

Ranty pants off.....next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not wearing any pants so can't rant my pants off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they would read profiles. yes I know same old subject but it's true. next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance you can send me a pair of worn rant pants...unsmoked is fine.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm now thinking of the Pants Dance from Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm now thinking of the Pants Dance from Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow

That is an absolute classic, whatever happened to them?

Buoy...will you pass them on when you're done with them? That is the spirit of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why of course Honey. I'm a non smoker but I'm contemplating rolling your pants into a nice fat one and smoking them in private to try something alternative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Why of course Honey. I'm a non smoker but I'm contemplating rolling your pants into a nice fat one and smoking them in private to try something alternative."

I got as far as rolling them into a nice fat one then swooned

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ah good another pop at the menfolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ah good another pop at the menfolk

I'm sure it applies equally to women but as I only meet men I can only comment on them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got nothing to rant about...the sun is shining and life is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is last day before my holiday. Why is it dragging???

We are normally busy on a Saturday but today it as dead as a dodo.

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