FabSwingers.com forum: Quality Street!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker,it was just after eight. They got off at Quality Street,in front of the Fishermans Friend pub. He asked her name " Polo" Im the one with the hole" she said in a quite Wispa." Im Marathon ,the one with the nuts" he said. Then he touched her Creme Eggs. They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight. Sadly three days later his Sherbet Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old but still raises a chuckle

By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

That's made my day! Love it.. xx

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mate just text it to me, proper quality that lol

By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

You should see what my mates text me! Jeez..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should see what my mates text me! Jeez..

You gonna do a show and tell

By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"You should see what my mates text me! Jeez..

You gonna do a show and tell

Not my thread! Haha