FabSwingers.com forum: KPI s in swinging

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a rather successful audit at work today I was wondering what KPIs (Key performance indicators) could be applied to the world of swinging.

On time production and deliver?

Quality of customer service?;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Width of smile

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Quantity of returns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

customer satisfaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!"

We need to talk lol;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to talk lol;-)"

Anytime you wish to discuss the various merits of the ISO Schemes....we could start a little sideline business!

GOD - how sad - move the topic back to sex n stuff!!!!

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By *udereMan
over a year ago

haringey

work speak!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!

We need to talk lol;-)"

you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need to talk lol;-)

Anytime you wish to discuss the various merits of the ISO Schemes....we could start a little sideline business!

GOD - how sad - move the topic back to sex n stuff!!!!

To both above posters lol - the auditor was .... extremely sexy with a lovely Welsh lilt and a bottom to die for... I really did not mind being quizzed

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

too rite, boyo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!

We need to talk lol;-)

you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000

manual ?;-)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Range

Volume

Size

Capacity

Recovery period

Variation

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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" extremely sexy with a lovely Welsh lilt and a bottom to die for... I really did not mind being quizzed

He asked you questions with his back to you???

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!

We need to talk lol;-)

you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000

manual ?;-)"

you know what's coming don't you?

eeets a ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

work speak!"

sorry

I am too technical minded for a woman ouch

Will be good now

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Will be good now

awwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" extremely sexy with a lovely Welsh lilt and a bottom to die for... I really did not mind being quizzed

He asked you questions with his back to you???

lol I insisted he would bring the big files from the top shelf down so I had a good look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hee Hee - ISO 9001 for swingers, I'd love to do those assessments! Would make a change from the boring ones I normally do!

We need to talk lol;-)

you could always try out the ride quality in my saab 9000

manual ?;-)

you know what's coming don't you?

eeets a ...."

I like ..

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"lol I insisted he would bring the big files from the top shelf down so I had a good look

Why is it always everybody else's lives that turn into bad porn film plots?

Every time my boiler needs fixing, it's a boiler that comes to fix it.

Pizzas are delivered by the pizza-faced.

Shop assistants are no assistance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol I insisted he would bring the big files from the top shelf down so I had a good look

Why is it always everybody else's lives that turn into bad porn film plots?

Every time my boiler needs fixing, it's a boiler that comes to fix it.

Pizzas are delivered by the pizza-faced.

Shop assistants are no assistance.

Hey - dont be a victim lol - change things...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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You mean, get a second job delivering pizzas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean, get a second job delivering pizzas?

I am lost for words

but you could deliver mine... anytime

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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One medium sized meaty pizza, not too cheesy, on the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One medium sized meaty pizza, not too cheesy, on the way!"

mmmm sitting in my bed with laptop on my lap and drooling at the thought of a nice meaty pizza;-)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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For some reason there's more meat now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For some reason there's more meat now!"

Make sure you keep that pepperami safe

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Gooseberry for dessert anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to go in with a PMI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gooseberry for dessert anyone

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lol - not a gooseberry but a very welcome "quadruple" layer of icecreams

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

with syrup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury"

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton"

gourmet

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton

gourmet

nice chilled bottle of Brachetto D'Aqui to go with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton

gourmet

nice chilled bottle of Brachetto D'Aqui to go with that

gourmande wanting a whole bottle;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton

gourmet

nice chilled bottle of Brachetto D'Aqui to go with that

gourmande wanting a whole bottle;-)"

A most beautiful wine to go with any red fruit, trust me

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol"

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Oh and you are so difficult to lead

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

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G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me

Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me

Thank you kind sirxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Oh and you are so difficult to lead

You were in possession of a certain bribe

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me

Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

Well a spelling mistake and my name could have been Postulante

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

"no worries always seemed like the stay at home making home made soup type to me

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Petillante led you astray surly not has always seemed nice quiet polite to me

Thank you kind sirxxxx"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Oh and you are so difficult to lead

You were in possession of a certain bribe

Now you know I'm incorruptable

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!"

well it is a uniform

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!"

you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later

We should talk more!!;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KPI s thought was summat to do with car tyres??

or Food?

KPI s ?? mmmmmm thought u meant KP foods! lol lol

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!

you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later

We should talk more!!;-)"

feel like a monk at mo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Oh and you are so difficult to lead

You were in possession of a certain bribe

Now you know I'm incorruptable"

maybe lol... but it does not stop you from corrupting other innocent people lol

Actually, I can think of one or two things that might make you "willing" lol xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!"

DON'T mention nun fantasy.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!

you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later

We should talk more!!;-)

feel like a monk at mo lol"

there's a few at the Abbey

be wary though, i hear they have dirty habits

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Yeah - and I am Mother Theresa

corrrrrrrrr..... nun fantasy!

you know what ? I have a monk one.. involving errrr... will tell you later

We should talk more!!;-)"

If only there was a medium fro private communication on the site

Sort it out Admin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah here here 100%

NUN FANTASY! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yeah here here 100%

NUN FANTASY! lol

I can see you getting excited lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

Are any of your fantasies NOT greedy girl based?

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By *eritageMan
over a year ago

weston super mare

"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

im in

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

with syrup?

between each layer indeed

Strawberry sauce, well it's red, but sweet rather than savoury

yessss give us another layer... make that 5

regards

G. Lutton

gourmet

grommitt?

i tell you, you couldn't go wrong with a Yorkie.

ps don't let Petillante tell u anything different lol

Believe me, Petillante has led me astray more than once...lol

She will deny this, of course

Oh and you are so difficult to lead

You were in possession of a certain bribe

Now you know I'm incorruptable

maybe lol... but it does not stop you from corrupting other innocent people lol

Actually, I can think of one or two things that might make you "willing" lol xx"

Now I am trying to think who I have corrupted

And willing to what

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

Are any of your fantasies NOT greedy girl based?

Ketchup based

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

Are any of your fantasies NOT greedy girl based?

well there is more to this than six sceptres ... it involves a certain atmosphere and location and so on... I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)

Hence I choose my vicitms carefully

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

cripes, only 5 and 1/2 on a cold day

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)

Bloody hell, she's STILL multi-tasking

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Hang on..........

"victims"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)

Bloody hell, she's STILL multi-tasking

It's what we women do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

cripes, only 5 and 1/2 on a cold day

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plus or minus 10% of the original order is ok and within KPI for delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)

Bloody hell, she's STILL multi-tasking

It's what we women do

thats why we need 6

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)

Bloody hell, she's STILL multi-tasking

It's what we women do

thats why we need 6

So does that mean WE need 12

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"I am a woman with physical and cerebral demands....;-)

Bloody hell, she's STILL multi-tasking

It's what we women do

thats why we need 6

You know what? Sod all this mucking about.

I'm in.

Where do you want me to stand?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mushy and Sharpy and Mr Heritage if still online... I need 6!!!!

cripes, only 5 and 1/2 on a cold day

plus or minus 10% of the original order is ok and within KPI for delivery

flipping heck, we have to do mental arithmetic too, still it will ensure there are no premature endings

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

In poker parlance, no pun, i'm all in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

in other words....see you all at Chams in August...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

props. props? think i'm gonna need splints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

props. props? think i'm gonna need splints"

OUCH! just walked on one! lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

props. props? think i'm gonna need splints"

props ????? weren't they the things that kept aeroplanes in the sky ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

props. props? think i'm gonna need splints"

You need a bit of Sprite

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

props. props? think i'm gonna need splints

You need a bit of Sprite

Sprote would sort him out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"glad you are all on board no, poker face or not... and multiples of 6 are welcome

All we need to do is sort out location, timing, choreographer and ... props

props. props? think i'm gonna need splints

You need a bit of Sprite

Sprote would sort him out."

If you look at Sprite's pic you will se he is a she... lovely boobies

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

all boobies are lovely, some just lovlier than others

hmmm some pointier than others too hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all boobies are lovely, some just lovlier than others

hmmm some pointier than others too hmmm

pointing north lol

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