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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that have ever happened to you?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Was born

Discovered Champagne

Travelled

Found good friends

and last but definately not least fell in love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was born

Discovered Champagne

Travelled

Found good friends

and last but definately not least fell in love"

yes

Why did i only allow 5 lol?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

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i found happiness

blessed with good health

beautiful children

been lucky

shared reciprocated love

yep, could do with a few more

it's like when someone says what's yer fave film or music, you cant even do a top 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* 2 kids born perfectly healthy

* Lost virginity to my older brother's ex-girlfriend before he did!

* Got a BJ off 21 women in the jacuzzi at Chams

* Shagged a girlfriend on a busy roundabout during rush hour

* Manchester United winning the Champions League 2-1 against Bayern Munich.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about your first orgasm when YOU were awake (ie. wet dream)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* 2 kids born perfectly healthy

* Lost virginity to my older brother's ex-girlfriend before he did!

* Got a BJ off 21 women in the jacuzzi at Chams

* Shagged a girlfriend on a busy roundabout during rush hour

* Manchester United winning the Champions League 2-1 against Bayern Munich."

Nice ...but did you really have to mention that last one?;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* 2 kids born perfectly healthy

* Lost virginity to my older brother's ex-girlfriend before he did!

* Got a BJ off 21 women in the jacuzzi at Chams

* Shagged a girlfriend on a busy roundabout during rush hour

* Manchester United winning the Champions League 2-1 against Bayern Munich."

Nice ...but did you really have to mention that last one?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** (NOT a wet dream)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* 2 kids born perfectly healthy

* Lost virginity to my older brother's ex-girlfriend before he did!

* Got a BJ off 21 women in the jacuzzi at Chams

* Shagged a girlfriend on a busy roundabout during rush hour

* Manchester United winning the Champions League 2-1 against Bayern Munich.

Nice ...but did you really have to mention that last one?;-)"

you said that already already.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

so nice you said it twice lol

and to be fair they were mafty, they were outplayed for 90 mins

and i'm a lifetime MUFC fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* 2 kids born perfectly healthy

* Lost virginity to my older brother's ex-girlfriend before he did!

* Got a BJ off 21 women in the jacuzzi at Chams

* Shagged a girlfriend on a busy roundabout during rush hour

* Manchester United winning the Champions League 2-1 against Bayern Munich.

Nice ...but did you really have to mention that last one?;-)

you said that already already.

one for each hostile goal

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

"* 2 kids born perfectly healthy

* Lost virginity to my older brother's ex-girlfriend before he did!

* Got a BJ off 21 women in the jacuzzi at Chams

* Shagged a girlfriend on a busy roundabout during rush hour

* Manchester United winning the Champions League 2-1 against Bayern Munich.

Nice ...but did you really have to mention that last one?"
HERE HERE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

I like the idea of lifelong learning and self application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so nice you said it twice lol

and to be fair they were mafty, they were outplayed for 90 mins

and i'm a lifetime MUFC fan"

The game ain't over until the ref says so and we nicked it in the last two minutes. United's best performance was against Juventus though, 2-0 down in 11 minutes and we turned them over 3-2 on the own pitch. Amazing match.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

true, poor old Keano too

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

a bit simplistic but here goes :

boobs

inner thighs

nice ass

pussy

oh , and one more, let me think?

ME!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

I like the idea of lifelong learning and self application

Just not sure what else I have to look forward to

(although 22 BJ's in a jacuzzi is worth aiming at I suppose)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

I like the idea of lifelong learning and self application

Just not sure what else I have to look forward to

(although 22 BJ's in a jacuzzi is worth aiming at I suppose)

Oh but there is.... more to be explored... I am starting the new Encyclopedia Swingerana - need help with my research

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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You mean like my first orgasm where I'm not present?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean like my first orgasm where I'm not present?"

lol - now that is a new definition of tantric if ever there was one lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

I like the idea of lifelong learning and self application

Just not sure what else I have to look forward to

(although 22 BJ's in a jacuzzi is worth aiming at I suppose)

really?

thats 2 whole football teams.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Someone once said they had an orgasm so intense it was like an out of body experience - fuck that, I want to be present for all mine!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

I like the idea of lifelong learning and self application

Just not sure what else I have to look forward to

(although 22 BJ's in a jacuzzi is worth aiming at I suppose)

Oh but there is.... more to be explored... I am starting the new Encyclopedia Swingerana - need help with my research

You want to see that nice PD chappie, he's well read, ive often asked if he's encyclopaedic.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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" thats 2 whole football teams."

Not necessarily.

Could be Arsenal ladies...twice each!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"My first orgasm.

My first orgasm when someone else was present.

My first orgasm when someone else was awake.

My first orgasm when someone else was involved.

My first orgasm when someone else was also having one.

Who said I have a one track mind?

I like the idea of lifelong learning and self application

Just not sure what else I have to look forward to

(although 22 BJ's in a jacuzzi is worth aiming at I suppose)

Oh but there is.... more to be explored... I am starting the new Encyclopedia Swingerana - need help with my research

You want to see that nice PD chappie, he's well read, ive often asked if he's encyclopaedic.

Don't you get dragging me into it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

the mind would truly boggle if your initials were DP?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Marriage

Two fine sons (now fine men)

First day in the Pharmacy

Last day in the Pharmacy

Chocolate

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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the mind would truly boggle if your initials were DP?

Dome of Pleasure?

Is he bald as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!"

He is sitting next to me - I got him tied up but every now and again he breaks free lol

Think he loves the struggle

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!"

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

the mind would truly boggle if your initials were DP?

That s deep thinking for this time of night ..

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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" 2 out of 3 aint bad."

Racquel probably got the hump that you spelt both her names wrong...

edit: she says to tell you that's the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the mind would truly boggle if your initials were DP?

Dome of Pleasure?

Is he bald as well?"

Kubla Khan used to have an orgy tent which he called the Pleasuredome

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" 2 out of 3 aint bad.

Racquel probably got the hump that you spelt both her names wrong...

edit: she says to tell you that's the case

ty ever so kindly, i'll copy & paste for next time ta

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

the mind would truly boggle if your initials were DP?

Dome of Pleasure?

Is he bald as well?

Kubla Khan used to have an orgy tent which he called the Pleasuredome

Really? Well i never.

It's my local curry house. I thought they took their time.

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over a year ago

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad."

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

the mind would truly boggle if your initials were DP?

That s deep thinking for this time of night ..

depends what time you get up, its early for some

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

Share...please?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

Share...please?

If only it were KFC or Maccies, i could ask you if you want to go large on that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

Share...please?

If only it were KFC or Maccies, i could ask you if you want to go large on that."

I ll be happy to go medium and ask for the refill;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

Share...please?

If only it were KFC or Maccies, i could ask you if you want to go large on that.

I ll be happy to go medium and ask for the refill;-)"

" ......."

twice in a month, sheeesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

Share...please?

If only it were KFC or Maccies, i could ask you if you want to go large on that.

I ll be happy to go medium and ask for the refill;-)

" ......."

twice in a month, sheeesh"

Hey I saw something earlier about their Smoothies at somethink like 1250 kcals each... mind that was in the States I think.

Either way - twice a month ... THAT often?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Blimey, PD's got good radar....mention him and he turns up!

Evening!

wonder if it works for me :

claudia schiffer, raquel welsh, goldie hawn

oh yes, yes, YES

bye folks

2 out of 3 aint bad.

some Magic Mushrooms seem to last longer than others

yep, and all natural too

Share...please?

If only it were KFC or Maccies, i could ask you if you want to go large on that.

I ll be happy to go medium and ask for the refill;-)

" ......."

twice in a month, sheeesh

Hey I saw something earlier about their Smoothies at somethink like 1250 kcals each... mind that was in the States I think.

Either way - twice a month ... THAT often?"

"......." = speechless, as in left

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