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Suarez Sold On

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not really into sport, but I'm glad to see him out of our league.

Luis Suarez, the only vampire to make it as a 1st class footballer, has been sold to Barcelona by Liverpool. He is going by boat. It will be shipwrecked at whatever their equivalent of Whitby is on one dark stormy night. I'm surprised he didn't fly, all he has to do was change into a bat. On the bright side, at least Premier League players can watch World War Z on the night before matches without worrying about catching anything uncouth from Suarez next day. Even if he can't turn people into zombies, it can't be every sport where people are required to have a rabies shot at half time.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Amazing at football. Shit at being normal.

Good riddance

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Does that mean that Barcelona will become a haunt for Goths to visit on weekends and go crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad to see a prodigious talent gone from the league, but glad to see the back of the vile nature that is his on the field persona.

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Does that mean that Barcelona will become a haunt for Goths to visit on weekends and go crazy "

Yes and any coppers hunting a serial killer and in need of insight

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

OK Liverpool, now just don't go and spend £74m of it buying Andy Carol again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not really into sport, but I'm glad to see him out of our league.

Luis Suarez, the only vampire to make it as a 1st class footballer, has been sold to Barcelona by Liverpool. He is going by boat. It will be shipwrecked at whatever their equivalent of Whitby is on one dark stormy night. I'm surprised he didn't fly, all he has to do was change into a bat. On the bright side, at least Premier League players can watch World War Z on the night before matches without worrying about catching anything uncouth from Suarez next day. Even if he can't turn people into zombies, it can't be every sport where people are required to have a rabies shot at half time. "
Ah but whose teeth are they going to use to crimp the edge of the pastry crusts for the half time pies.....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

the guy is a complete liability ..best of british to them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say I think the Premier League will be a much safer place now he's gone!

If, as Tina says, he ends up shipwrecked off Whitby, do you think he will end up learning to swim and be a shark in our waters!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope it dosnt get Messi

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

One of the best footballers I have had the pleasure to see live and will miss his football skills however I won't miss the rest of his persona.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a Liverpool fan but they re far too decent a club with outstanding history to put up with behaviour like his good riddance and well done Liverpool fc

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I suppose Usain Bolt would be considered fast food to Suarez.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Not a Liverpool fan but they re far too decent a club with outstanding history to put up with behaviour like his good riddance and well done Liverpool fc "

Well put

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I know it would have cost Liverpool a lot but really he should have picked up a whole life ban. After all this was his 3rd offence.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Good riddance, great footballer but a poor man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen players in the premier league do far worse.....but they where not scapegoats.

I was made up when he basically stuck 2 fingers up to the FA after scoring against England

Genuinely nice man, hope all goes well for him at Barcelona, got his dream move. YNWA

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Let's not mention the racism then, what a lovely fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bit of luck, Liverpool will replace him with an English player and England will rule the soccer world again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope they've muzzled him first regardless of how he is being transported

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still undecided about the whole thing. As soon as it happened, I wanted him gone. The fact he'd done it twice before, one wearing a Liverpool shirt, showed he really hadn't learned his lesson when push really comes to shove. We are an institution, and we need to stick to our tradition and morals; something Barça clearly don't care about with all of their recent transfer debacles. I wish him the best of luck, and thank him for some truly brilliant times and restoring Liverpool's reputation to be feared again. But I'm still happy he's gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's not mention the racism then, what a lovely fella "

Is that the word he used which means friend in his country? The same word that Hernandez at United uses?

Also the fact that the FA didn't find him guilty of being racist, but of using a term that is deemed racist in this country?

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Ah a deluded scouser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah a deluded scouser."

Nope, just someone who can read an FA panels report and findings

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Just a brilliant footballer thanks mr suarez for all ur goals at lfc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the guy is a complete liability ..best of british to them !"

Not a complete recommendation, eh?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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With a bit of luck, Liverpool will replace him with an English player and England will rule the soccer world again.

"

Love is blindness

I don't wanna see............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose Usain Bolt would be considered fast food to Suarez. "

Just a mere munch on the run, as you do....

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