FabSwingers.com forum: Flirty Friday (aka procrastination)

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm feeling flirty but it's a grey rainy day here.

Help me procrastinate by flirting with the one above.

Proper flirting, none of this two word nonsense unless you are so sharp I want to steal your words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty but it's a grey rainy day here.

Help me procrastinate by flirting with the one above.

Proper flirting, none of this two word nonsense unless you are so sharp I want to steal your words."

My dear Miss lickety, let me bring a ray of sunshine into your grey day, and treat you to some flirtatious winks and knowing looks as I try to wrest my gaze from your plumptious bosom

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Fox Hat

If you tie your dickie bow I could help you to loosen it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Fox Hat

If you tie your dickie bow I could help you to loosen it."

How did you know I have a bow on my dickie ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

O vulpine milliner, I can envisage many uses for that loosened belt...

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Lovely pics and use of words that took me a moment or two to translate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O vulpine milliner, I can envisage many uses for that loosened belt...

Ligeia, sweet temptress of the night, raven haired beauty and divine orbs of your eyes ....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

My lovely Mrs Surrey if your perving on here instead of grafting can you pick up some milk on your way home pls..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought flirting had peaked at 'fancy a fuck'

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"And I thought flirting had peaked at 'fancy a fuck'

Oh la la! I am feeling all flustered after looking at your sexy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought flirting had peaked at 'fancy a fuck'

Oh la la! I am feeling all flustered after looking at your sexy pics

I would to learn to speak French one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought flirting had peaked at 'fancy a fuck'

Oh la la! I am feeling all flustered after looking at your sexy pics

Oh Cherie, tes fesses sont comme deux pêches mûres, prêt à mordre

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My lovely Mrs Surrey if your perving on here instead of grafting can you pick up some milk on your way home pls..?"

Now that's what I call flirting... with danger.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a quickie

Don't bother getting undressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?"

Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

@_isscheekychops who has one of the most wry, beautiful smiles on Fab that's only surpassed by the loveliness of her kind heart!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi do you come around here often? (nice tits)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi do you come around here often? (nice tits)"

Funky funky funky.... Take me

in your time machine and show me all that glitters

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.

I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?"

Qu'est-ce que c'est ce mot "shag"? Je parle le français seulement

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

Qu'est-ce que c'est ce mot "shag"? Je parle le français seulement

It's a big old seabird, innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.

I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.

(Sighs)

...and what a tour it was. How the wind blew through our hair as you showed me your hills and bumps in the road. The aroma of the spooky trees in the darkness of the night. And who could forget the flashing lights of the zebra crossings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

Qu'est-ce que c'est ce mot "shag"? Je parle le français seulement

It's a big old seabird, innit!"

Je ne sais pas. Je ne comprend pas

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"My lovely Mrs Surrey if your perving on here instead of grafting can you pick up some milk on your way home pls..?

Now that's what I call flirting... with danger.

Hey, ya gotta live a little now n then..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.

I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.

(Sighs)

Every bend in the road a new adventure. The moment of sad sweet parting as we reached my door and then the joy of our reunion in front of all of those curious eyes (and Fisty and Leggy).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag

Qui moi?

Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?

Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.

I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.

(Sighs)

Every bend in the road a new adventure. The moment of sad sweet parting as we reached my door and then the joy of our reunion in front of all of those curious eyes (and Fisty and Leggy)."

Oh how i regret the moments without any cake from the legged one.

(Sighs)

...a lot of bloody sighing from me today isn't it? Lol

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