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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

shaving their wifes pussy??

enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick

and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette

theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,

miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts

i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,

thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.

whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden

will be an instant millionaire

or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shaving their wifes pussy??

enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick

and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette

theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,

miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts

i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,

thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.

whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden

will be an instant millionaire

or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe

"
Awww your wife must be so proud of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy sod get her to do it herself like everyone else !!!!

Hair removal cream ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shaving their wifes pussy??

enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick

and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette

theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,

miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts

i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,

thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.

whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden

will be an instant millionaire

or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe

Seriously?!

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"shaving their wifes pussy??

enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick

and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette

theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,

miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts

i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,

thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.

whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden

will be an instant millionaire

or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe

Awww your wife must be so proud of you

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

I hate shaving and unfortunately I have noone to do it for me

So I slap the nair on for 6min scrape it off and shower.... bang and the hair is gone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunpowder and a blow torch should sort it out once and for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come round n do it instead of you then

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Gunpowder and a blow torch should sort it out once and for all

yes this is a tried a tested method

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Send her round here as Mr Ruggers reckons he would give up work to do that all day with a queue of women

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"I'll come round n do it instead of you then

come on then, its due, bring yer black & decker hedge cutters

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Wax it or take an angle grinder to it, that would be quicker.

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"Send her round here as Mr Ruggers reckons he would give up work to do that all day with a queue of women

brilliant, it has to be done every 2 hours to keep it smooth.

and, as it turns out, shes not happy when i slap on the brut afterwards

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

@ brute

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

@ brute"

cant understand it, when henry cooper used to splash it all over on tele, he didnt jump about screaming like she did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm growing mine. It's like being on holiday. No stresses about missing bits and itchy regrowth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (mr) actually love to do this job as Mrs N can testify to. Think I ought to start a mobile grooming service. I'll call it the 4P's

Pete's professional pussy pampering service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always let the garden grow some people don't mind or even better what a way to break the ice get the people you are meeting to get the garden shears out lol.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get a goat.

They're good at trimming grass!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Vince has offered to take over this role to "help me out for the next few months".

I'm not so sure.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I (mr) actually love to do this job as Mrs N can testify to. Think I ought to start a mobile grooming service. I'll call it the 4P's

Pete's professional pussy pampering service

Brilliant idea that! I enjoy shaving Sazz from time to time

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By *ovrumcheekychappyMan
over a year ago

rotherham

"shaving their wifes pussy??

enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick

and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette

theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,

miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts

i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,

thought the council grasscutters may be ointerested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.

whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden

will be an instant millionaire

or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe

in bath with plenty of bubbles and a bottle of wine every friday night with my mrs and i love doing it . then theres the fake tan lol . it is what you make it like everything else .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

Why can't she do it herself?

Can't she use that magic powder stuff?

But surely it's an intimate moment between you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more than happy to shave any woman, feel free to message me ladies

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By *ornyHunk80Man
over a year ago

Watford

I wouldnt mind shaving someone else's wife's pussy

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Get a cleancut shaver. They're fantastic and there's no chance of cuts. It glides around all the awkward bits no problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat her to an epilator,wont grow so fast then.erm.she may squeel a bit though....lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"treat her to an epilator,wont grow so fast then.erm.she may squeel a bit though....lol"

A bit...Those things are evil! I could only manage one leg...

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I hate shaving and unfortunately I have noone to do it for me

So I slap the nair on for 6min scrape it off and shower.... bang and the hair is gone lol"
I'll do it I'll do it

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

To be honest, It is one of the most erotic things I have ever done, love having done too.

Big turn on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If mr N did start up a mobile grooming business I would employ you.

This is something I would love to have done

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"If mr N did start up a mobile grooming business I would employ you.

This is something I would love to have done"
I'll do it I'll do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a can of petrol and a match, woooofffff instant hair be gone .... just watch out for a mild burning sensation

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love when a man shaves me muff that is on my tick box of must do's

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

@ brute

cant understand it, when henry cooper used to splash it all over on tele, he didnt jump about screaming like she did

Cos our 'enry wasn't a cunt

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"I love when a man shaves me muff that is on my tick box of must do's

"Shaves me muff"

Quote of the day goes to cheeky!

Can't stop saying it in my head now, in my broad Yorkshire accent...

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I love when a man shaves me muff that is on my tick box of must do's

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I'll do it I'll do it

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I love when a man shaves me muff that is on my tick box of must do's

"Shaves me muff"

Quote of the day goes to cheeky!

Can't stop saying it in my head now, in my broad Yorkshire accent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it gets all funky and out of hand .... Who you gona call ...... muff busters.

(sung to the theme of ghost busters)

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"Haha!

Why can't she do it herself?

Can't she use that magic powder stuff?

But surely it's an intimate moment between you?"

magic powder gets blown away with the fanny farts before it can do its work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get my business plan together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the soup I was eating came out of my nose laughing at this.

Holy fuck balls, I can tell you it hurts.

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